Top Rated
Down [-] | [+] Up | Listing quotes from 331 to 360 July 8, 2012
#698 - Rating 5 -
<Mablak> I find myself apologizing for other people a lot lately >_>
<ropa> sorry for that
<ropa> sorry for that
Submitted by: Rioter on December 19, 2012
#715 - Rating 5 -
<Rioter> well at the moment the default at the moment is not really playable
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
October 29, 2012
#711 - Rating 5 -
[19:27:07] <LeTotalKiller> Well, they`ll know if they can endure Sandy when she`ll kill them.
[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
Click here to view the full quote
[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
Click here to view the full quote
Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012
#712 - Rating 5 -
<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.
January 5, 2013
#719 - Rating 5 -
<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
Click here to view the full quote
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
Click here to view the full quote
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2013
#721 - Rating 5 -
<@KRD> The crossover is the funny part!
<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
Click here to view the full quote
<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
Click here to view the full quote
Submitted by: Balee on February 21, 2013
#726 - Rating 5 -
<Balee> You should try if she likes the "Why is six afraid of seven" joke if she doesn`t know it yet.
<Balee> Not sure how known joke is that around there. :D
<Cueshark> yeah could be a good one.
<Cueshark> She`s can tell when I`m being sarcastic which is good
<Balee> Heck, even I can`t sometimes tell if people are sarcastic. :D
<CyberShadow> Because seven is a registered six offender.
<CyberShadow> Good night everybody!
<Balee> Not sure how known joke is that around there. :D
<Cueshark> yeah could be a good one.
<Cueshark> She`s can tell when I`m being sarcastic which is good
<Balee> Heck, even I can`t sometimes tell if people are sarcastic. :D
<CyberShadow> Because seven is a registered six offender.
<CyberShadow> Good night everybody!
Submitted by: Muzer on June 4, 2013
#739 - Rating 5 -
<StepS> now I can play with myself online
<StepS> wtf
<StepS> wtf
August 4, 2013
#759 - Rating 5 -
MadMax> Ixe Why my nick is blue???
harpy> beqoust thats u
harpy> why my englisdh is bed
harpy> beqoust thats u
harpy> why my englisdh is bed
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on September 3, 2013
#767 - Rating 5 -
<piki1802> Eight.
<piki1802> Richt*@
<piki1802> Right!
<piki1802> Rook me three attempts!
<piki1802> Toon*!
<piki1802> Took***************
<@LeTotalKiller> 3+3.
<Worm_gamer> xD
<@LeTotalKiller> WQDB?
<piki1802> How did the cross came on that word?
<piki1802> YOU can
Click here to view the full quote
<piki1802> Richt*@
<piki1802> Right!
<piki1802> Rook me three attempts!
<piki1802> Toon*!
<piki1802> Took***************
<@LeTotalKiller> 3+3.
<Worm_gamer> xD
<@LeTotalKiller> WQDB?
<piki1802> How did the cross came on that word?
<piki1802> YOU can
Click here to view the full quote
August 8, 2013
#761 - Rating 5 -
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
Click here to view the full quote
MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
Click here to view the full quote
August 11, 2013
#763 - Rating 5 -
KRD slaps StepS around a bit with a ninja trout.
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."
November 1, 2013
#771 - Rating 5 -
<StepS> just did a whowas on him
<StepS> looks like his life is gonna be hard
<Muzer> on whom?
<LeTotalKiller> You mean, due to that, StepS?
<LeTotalKiller> nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 45 0 SE 3.7.2.1 (Steam)
<LeTotalKiller> nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 23:44:59 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 37 0 PL 3.7.2.1
<LeTotalKiller> Nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 18:00:15 2013
* LeTotalKiller has quit (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
<StepS> Trolling succeeded
<StepS> looks like his life is gonna be hard
<Muzer> on whom?
<LeTotalKiller> You mean, due to that, StepS?
<LeTotalKiller> nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 45 0 SE 3.7.2.1 (Steam)
<LeTotalKiller> nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 23:44:59 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 37 0 PL 3.7.2.1
<LeTotalKiller> Nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 18:00:15 2013
* LeTotalKiller has quit (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
<StepS> Trolling succeeded
November 16, 2013
#778 - Rating 5 -
<LeTotalKiller> Hah, I'm connected to Limestone.TX.US.GameSurge.net.
<LeTotalKiller> I wonder if the netsplitting people were connected to European servers.
<StepS> SE.EU
<StepS> [23:06:10] * Portlane.SE.EU.GameSurge.net gives channel operator status to KRD
<StepS> thanks to KRD we know it
<LeTotalKiller> Yep.
<LeTotalKiller> Goes to show that KRD isn't that useless, after all.
<taner> KRD is potentially mighty
<StepS> for sure
<LeTotalKiller> I wonder if the netsplitting people were connected to European servers.
<StepS> SE.EU
<StepS> [23:06:10] * Portlane.SE.EU.GameSurge.net gives channel operator status to KRD
<StepS> thanks to KRD we know it
<LeTotalKiller> Yep.
<LeTotalKiller> Goes to show that KRD isn't that useless, after all.
<taner> KRD is potentially mighty
<StepS> for sure
March 4, 2014
#791 - Rating 5 -
* coste` is now known as GastricReflux
* KRD is now known as IngrownToenail
* DarkOne is now known as Dysdiadochokinesia
<Dysdiadochokinesia> good luck pronouncing!
* OutofOrder is now known as TaeniaSaginata
* Maz is now known as LymphaticFilariasis
* Wyv is now known as HypertrophicCardiomyopathy
* Balee is now known as Lupus
* Lupus was kicked by IngrownToenail (It's never lupus.)
* Dysdiadochokinesia is now known as TakoTsuboCardiomyopathy
<IngrownToenail> Something feels very wrong about typing /invite Lupus into the editbox and pressing enter.
Click here to view the full quote
* KRD is now known as IngrownToenail
* DarkOne is now known as Dysdiadochokinesia
<Dysdiadochokinesia> good luck pronouncing!
* OutofOrder is now known as TaeniaSaginata
* Maz is now known as LymphaticFilariasis
* Wyv is now known as HypertrophicCardiomyopathy
* Balee is now known as Lupus
* Lupus was kicked by IngrownToenail (It's never lupus.)
* Dysdiadochokinesia is now known as TakoTsuboCardiomyopathy
<IngrownToenail> Something feels very wrong about typing /invite Lupus into the editbox and pressing enter.
Click here to view the full quote
March 23, 2014
#792 - Rating 5 -
* darko has joined #RoH
[...]
<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
[...]
<+KRD> Why.
<+LeTotalKiller> Because?
<@darko> For sure.
<+LeTotalKiller> That's what I'd answer to such an unspecific question anyway.
<+DarkOne> Actually, that's not what happened.
<+DarkOne> You questioned it at KRD's answer.
<+DarkOne> Because that's what happens in Soviet #RoHssia.
November 23, 2014
#829 - Rating 5 -
[Zexorz] poor e525
[Zexorz] copletly aae
[Zexorz] aaawawfertuyjuikl
[Zexorz] aae
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] cannot type aae...
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] completly damaged*
[Zexorz] copletly aae
[Zexorz] aaawawfertuyjuikl
[Zexorz] aae
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] cannot type aae...
[Zexorz] coplettly aae
[Zexorz] completly damaged*
May 30, 2015
#876 - Rating 5 -
Ryan joined the channel
Ryan> U STUPID FUCK
Ryan hosted a passworded game (Ryan)
Ryan> U STUPID FUCK
Ryan hosted a passworded game (Ryan)
February 15, 2015
#850 - Rating 5 -
3:21:54 PM RandomBot: Can't get the pork out of bottle? Minimize the pork.
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
February 21, 2015
#855 - Rating 5 -
KiSH: IM BACK
SpyVsSpyFan: KiSH IS BACK?!
KiSH: from dinner , not coma
SpyVsSpyFan: KiSH IS BACK?!
KiSH: from dinner , not coma
June 14, 2015
#889 - Rating 5 -
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] what is the difference between FC Chelsea nad a cup of tea?
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] a cup of tea HAS A CUP
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] a cup of tea HAS A CUP
July 1, 2015
#911 - Rating 5 -
** Bruno has joined #PartyTime
<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
** Bruno has left #PartyTime
<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
** Bruno has left #PartyTime
July 18, 2015
#934 - Rating 5 -
1:18:16 PM MarianRV: afaik
1:18:35 PM Godmax: 15 min before till 15 after = 30 min and its done
1:18:39 PM Mega`Adnan: af.(ae).k= afaik
1:18:41 PM SpyVsSpyFan: !yn wqdb?
1:18:43 PM RandomBot: No... But yes.
1:18:35 PM Godmax: 15 min before till 15 after = 30 min and its done
1:18:39 PM Mega`Adnan: af.(ae).k= afaik
1:18:41 PM SpyVsSpyFan: !yn wqdb?
1:18:43 PM RandomBot: No... But yes.
August 1, 2015
#966 - Rating 5 -
Ultimate Darts Quote:
[00:05:10.02] [cannabisking] already you know the map so always won
[00:05:10.02] [cannabisking] already you know the map so always won
Submitted by: MichaelGlize on October 15, 2015
#990 - Rating 5 -
TheWalrus: prod is so OP
TheWalrus: take it out
TheWalrus: stop prod killings now, it's lame as shit
TheWalrus: prod is the AWP of worms
TheWalrus: 1 prod = 1 kill everytime
TheWalrus: I got killed by prod 10 times in the last 10 times i got prodded
TheWalrus: or suffered serious hazard
TheWalrus: to my butt
TheWalrus: take it out
TheWalrus: stop prod killings now, it's lame as shit
TheWalrus: prod is the AWP of worms
TheWalrus: 1 prod = 1 kill everytime
TheWalrus: I got killed by prod 10 times in the last 10 times i got prodded
TheWalrus: or suffered serious hazard
TheWalrus: to my butt
November 1, 2015
#996 - Rating 5 -
* Quasergamer has joined #Help
<Quasergamer> oi
<Quasergamer> ? hihh
<Quasergamer> what?
<Quasergamer> wtf???
<Quasergamer> let me ask
<Quasergamer> what u sayng to me???
<Quasergamer> help??
<Quasergamer> i dont need help
<Quasergamer> pls i gonna exit, so, bye
* Quasergamer has left #Help
<Quasergamer> oi
<Quasergamer> ? hihh
<Quasergamer> what?
<Quasergamer> wtf???
<Quasergamer> let me ask
<Quasergamer> what u sayng to me???
<Quasergamer> help??
<Quasergamer> i dont need help
<Quasergamer> pls i gonna exit, so, bye
* Quasergamer has left #Help
Submitted by: DarkOne on December 26, 2016
#1066 - Rating 5 -
<schafii> !face DarkOne
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti
January 25, 2017
#1068 - Rating 5 -
Sbaffo`: aweonaooo
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*
August 25, 2017
#1092 - Rating 5 -
<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
#79 - Rating 4 -
Flamie: 3%!@#%^!@#$LRKL@#R#@
Flamie: if(isset($_POST['sumbit1']))
Flamie: is not fickign working
Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: that makes no sense
Flamie: <input>
Flamie: this is the button in the form
Flamie: if I click on it
Kiros: Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: !@$K!@R;23rtk1234
Flamie: t5k134t
Click here to view the full quote
Flamie: if(isset($_POST['sumbit1']))
Flamie: is not fickign working
Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: that makes no sense
Flamie: <input>
Flamie: this is the button in the form
Flamie: if I click on it
Kiros: Kiros: Maybe because you typed sumbit instead of submit.
Flamie: !@$K!@R;23rtk1234
Flamie: t5k134t
Click here to view the full quote