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#2 - Rating 24 -

<Bloopywork> rofl, got a message on phone at work, guy said "I made a big BLOOP"
<doben> was your father, eh? xD

#3 - Rating -10 -

[22:23] <DarkOne> crash vs yet-to-be-determined-players
[22:23] <DarkOne> host up, crash
[22:24] * sF-Crash`` has quit IRC (Hosting a game: ?sF-Crash``)

#6 - Rating 50 -

<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.

#8 - Rating 10 -

[11:19:25] <Enty2>
[11:19:44] <NW> i dont yo second class nicks pfft
[11:41:30] <Enty2> fu.
[11:42:40] <NW> nou
[11:42:55] <Enty2> NO U
[11:43:08] <NW> NO UR DOG
[11:43:28] <Enty2> NO UR CAT
[11:43:41] <NW> NO UR MALL CASHIER
[11:43:57] <Enty2> NO UR BOSS
[11:44:08] <NW> indeed fuck him
[11:44:13] <Enty2> touch?
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#9 - Rating 3 -

NWbusish: i prove only that awesomnes exists
Pingu-WAATIH: If you are awesomeness
Auto`: by being an exception to it?
Pingu-WAATIH: I sincerely hope I suck

#10 - Rating 15 -

[22:00:44] <MoM> nice sync!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!

#11 - Rating -10 -

[16:09:39] <Enty> !8 Do you support the new T17 scheme?
[16:09:40] <ChanServ> Enty: No.
[16:09:41] <Kiros> Chanserv FTW
[16:11:15] * +Enty goes to FB forums and sets his new out-of-context signature

#12 - Rating -10 -

[11:42:26] <@ChanServ> Rioter: Reading foggy -- try again later.
[11:42:40] <Rioter> !8 Can I have some money?
[11:42:40] <@ChanServ> Rioter: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[11:42:43] <Rioter> >_>
[11:42:50] <Rioter> !8 Fuck yourself
[11:42:50] <@ChanServ> Rioter: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
[11:42:55] <Rioter> !8 Yes
[11:42:55] <@ChanServ> Rioter: No.
[11:43:00] <Rioter> !8 Stfu
[11:43:01] <@ChanServ> Rioter: I think so. What was the question again?
[11:43:06] <Rioter> !8 Can I have some money?
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#13 - Rating 22 -

<icp101982> Ok guys heres my problem Ok idownloaded WA ok. well Like when I play liek the missions or whutever, well at the beg. of the mission or the training, the spawn me over water and i lose, and sometimes it will be ok for the 1 nade training then i will go to the shotgun stage it wotn chaneg the background just the nade one then i fall in water,,, Its weird can anyone help? If not I feel ya .. But please help I love WORMS...
<Run> hey guyz i shot myself in the foot and now im bleeding what do i do guyzzzzzzzzzz

#14 - Rating 6 -

<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?

#15 - Rating 17 -

[nS`-upraw-] i got a joke..
[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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#16 - Rating -7 -

* ChanServ sets mode: +v DarkOne
<TSR-4aM> D1 SUCKS
<DarkOne> :'(
<DarkOne> cricket sucks!
<TSR-4aM> LIES
<DarkOne> TRUTHS
<TSR-4aM> You don't actually suck, it's just that KRD isn't here yet
<DarkOne> oh
<DarkOne> and someone has to suck?
<TSR-4aM> Yup
<DarkOne> why can't you suck then?
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#17 - Rating -10 -

[01:32] <Lex> i just ate a banana
[01:33] <Wyv> you can't eat bananas
[01:33] <DarkOne> the banana king must be very unhappy you are one of his servants
[01:33] <Wyv> spit it out
[01:33] <DarkOne> ate*
[01:33] <DarkOne> are... :|
[01:33] <Wyv> haha
[01:33] <DarkOne> I'm funniest when I make myself look ridiculous =o

#18 - Rating 12 -

[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.

#19 - Rating 36 -

<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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#22 - Rating 5 -

[09:14] <+RynoSFX> fiz knows a thing or two about climaxing
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl

#23 - Rating 5 -

08:16:35 * Squirminator2k has joined #worms
08:53:31 * Melon has joined #worms
08:55:23 * breeze looking for a clan
08:58:59 * Squirminator2k points in that direction.
08:59:32 * Melon asks what sort of clan? Roping? Normal games? A bit of both?
09:00:22 * Squirminator2k does a merry jig. Because, y'know, he's an Attention Whore.
09:01:06 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large trout.
09:02:40 * Squirminator2k is impervious to trout-slappings. He has evolved.
09:03:08 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large tuna.
09:04:17 * Squirminator2k is downed!
09:04:37 * Melon recieves +35 EXP
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#24 - Rating -10 -

[13:29] <TSR> Man, Koen, I think I love you
[13:29] <TSR> FUCK YOU KIROS, KOEN IS SEXIER THAN YOU

#28 - Rating -10 -

[Tony`bfw] okay, here's how this works
[Tony`bfw] right click on my name
[Tony`bfw] type a rule
[Tony`bfw] otherwise get booted
<MalaysianMafia> ktl
[Tony`bfw] Npola?
<Npola> eat andatack leader

#31 - Rating -10 -

deStroy_Wo wrote:
It doesnt work! computer do an errors

#33 - Rating -10 -

[kent] anybody hots
[kent] host

#34 - Rating -10 -

[killalot] hi
[killalot] afr cba
[ssx`fr4nk] hello
[ssx`fr4nk] u forgot one
[killalot] wba?
[ssx`fr4nk] nope
[killalot] ktl?
[ssx`fr4nk] try again
[ssx`fr4nk] nope..
[killalot] abl
[ssx`fr4nk] no!
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#35 - Rating 5 -

[11:03] <snPinkEstranged> there?
[11:14] <sKoen> No, I'm not here
[11:14] <snPinkEstranged> tell me when u are

#36 - Rating 6 -

[xxxNoobxxx] uses some ropes to get somewhere he could with 1 jump
[Kilobyte] rationalize your ropes, try not to use them when you can get there walking
[xxxNoobxxx] FUCK U U NOOB ROPE GETS ME MUCH FASTER

#37 - Rating -9 -

<Eggi> Greetings Worms Dragons

I AM SOME QUESTIONS WHICH COULD YOU PLEASE ANSWER OKAY. ONE AND FIRSTLY I AM CURRENTLY TRAPPED IN THE PERPLEXITY OF A GREAT AND INTRUSIVE BEWILDERMENT I HAVE QUERY REGARDING WORMS WORNS OKAY BUT PLEASE EXCUSE DO IF THE QUESTION COMES AS STUPID BUT I AM NOT AT EXPERTCY ON THIS ISSUE WHICH IS PRECISELY THE REASON I CALL FOR YOUR HELP DRAGONS (PLEASE BEWARE DO NOT MOCK MY NAME) WORNS.
ONE BIG PROBLEMS IS: ON WHAT PATH INSTALLS WORMS PROGRAMS? I CANNOT GET IT RUN ON C: AND IT DO NOT GO ON C:WORM EITHER.

ALL MY FAVOURITE PATH IS ALREADY TAKEN UP ON OTHER NAMES. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ON EARTH TO DO DRAGONS! TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF SO FAR PLUS I ALREADY FINISHED SUPPERS SAUSAGES. ONE OF MY BEST MATES MR PITTLES HAS ALREADY WARNED ME AGAINST WORNS INSTALL BECAUSE HE SAYS IT WILL MESS UP COMPUTER. IF THIS IS TRUE HOW CAN I FIX PROBLEMS?

THANKS FOR HELPING SAUSAGE
THE END

#38 - Rating -10 -

Game title "BnG-say_the_rules"
[xxxNoobxxx] afr
[Host] no, BnG rules
[xxxNoobxxx] zookes and granades only
[Host] o rly, tell me the BnG rules
[xxxNoobxxx] fuck you noob, BnG has no rules, just shoot!. Rofl, rules for bng? what a noob!
[xxxNoobxxx] quits and hosts a game titled: "Shoppa_say_BNG_rules"

Host's reaction when he gets back to AG and sees that game:
[Host] O RLY -_-

#39 - Rating 10 -

<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"

#40 - Rating 15 -

[00:28] * nv^us`Fenix has joined #tcb
[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
[00:30] * nv^us`Fenix has left #tcb
[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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#41 - Rating 7 -

[01:54:29] <Josh> sloth
[01:54:36] <sloth> josh
[01:54:38] <Josh> wot your real name
[01:54:49] <sloth> are you the police?
[01:54:54] <Josh> no
[01:54:57] <Josh> is your first name shane?
[01:55:03] <sloth> no
[01:55:10] <Josh> wot is it then
[01:55:23] <sloth> *puts hands up*
[01:55:59] <Josh> sloth wot your last name thn
[01:56:04] <sloth> ball
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#42 - Rating 5 -

<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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