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<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> C64 Basic > Acorn Basic > Turbo Pascal 7 > Java > C/C++ > Prolog/Scheme > PHP/MySQL/Javascript
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> Prolog fucked me up
<M3ntal> [14:21] <M3ntal> it's more recursive than Kiros's family tree
<M3ntal> [14:20] <M3ntal> Prolog fucked me up
<M3ntal> [14:21] <M3ntal> it's more recursive than Kiros's family tree
July 31, 2017
** Shadow ** joined the channel.
wormer> shadow, what happens with all these guys using shadow in his nick, lol lack of brain
Shadow> ikn
wormer> everybody copying the real shadow, which is cybershadow
Shadow> who the hell is cybershadow lol
wormer> oh dear, you are really in the shadows with your brain
Shadow> lol
Shadow> alguien sabe como chucha crear una sala :v ?
wormer> shadow, what happens with all these guys using shadow in his nick, lol lack of brain
Shadow> ikn
wormer> everybody copying the real shadow, which is cybershadow
Shadow> who the hell is cybershadow lol
wormer> oh dear, you are really in the shadows with your brain
Shadow> lol
Shadow> alguien sabe como chucha crear una sala :v ?
February 13, 2013
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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April 22, 2016
Sensei: any1 up for aerial?
Sensei: bng
Sensei: big rr
HHC: moving on to the 'c' schemes?
Sensei: bng
Sensei: big rr
HHC: moving on to the 'c' schemes?
July 31, 2009
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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February 18, 2016
StepS: That was a joke
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
June 3, 2016
[BConlyllsusuii] ok ima bring back the old term "prac" screw "warmer
[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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March 16, 2015
<GreeN> stupid mirc
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
Submitted by: Rioter on June 25, 2009
[PkPuReE] so when thay ask for rule i dont type "RULES" i say the real rules????
March 20, 2016
<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
July 12, 2010
[00:31:43.94] 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) starts turn
[00:31:48.56] 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Low Gravity
[00:31:58.66] 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Grenade (5 sec, max bounce)
[00:32:08.78] [OutofOrder-cfc] i've got the most epic...
[00:32:09.74] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:13.66] [OutofOrder-cfc] ... attempt...
[00:32:15.52] [OutofOrder-cfc] ...
[00:32:17.58] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:19.94] Damage dealt: 173 (1 kill) to InTerJecCioNeS (OutofOrder-cfc)
[00:32:19.96] Game Ends - Round Finished
[00:31:48.56] 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Low Gravity
[00:31:58.66] 7-UP (NogardDerNaerok) fires Grenade (5 sec, max bounce)
[00:32:08.78] [OutofOrder-cfc] i've got the most epic...
[00:32:09.74] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:13.66] [OutofOrder-cfc] ... attempt...
[00:32:15.52] [OutofOrder-cfc] ...
[00:32:17.58] [NogardDerNaerok] Death.
[00:32:19.94] Damage dealt: 173 (1 kill) to InTerJecCioNeS (OutofOrder-cfc)
[00:32:19.96] Game Ends - Round Finished
November 16, 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Hah, I'm connected to Limestone.TX.US.GameSurge.net.
<LeTotalKiller> I wonder if the netsplitting people were connected to European servers.
<StepS> SE.EU
<StepS> [23:06:10] * Portlane.SE.EU.GameSurge.net gives channel operator status to KRD
<StepS> thanks to KRD we know it
<LeTotalKiller> Yep.
<LeTotalKiller> Goes to show that KRD isn't that useless, after all.
<taner> KRD is potentially mighty
<StepS> for sure
<LeTotalKiller> I wonder if the netsplitting people were connected to European servers.
<StepS> SE.EU
<StepS> [23:06:10] * Portlane.SE.EU.GameSurge.net gives channel operator status to KRD
<StepS> thanks to KRD we know it
<LeTotalKiller> Yep.
<LeTotalKiller> Goes to show that KRD isn't that useless, after all.
<taner> KRD is potentially mighty
<StepS> for sure
[17:31] <sStyLoR> I'm in, gg.
[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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<Wyv|work> virii, what's that? plural pluralis?
<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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January 25, 2017
Sbaffo`: aweonaooo
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
September 11, 2009
[10:34] <Lex> Quickdraw, if nobody's around, it's best to ask your question and someone may eventually respond with your name like i'm doing now. if you have sound highlights enabled, you will hear a handy sound which will alert you to the response.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
Submitted by: Rioter
** STAxDoubletime ** joined the channel.
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/
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WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/
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December 2, 2009
<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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June 14, 2012
<Pranksta> Mablak in medias res
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
[19:40:36] <DarkOne> how long does it take to break out of a prison once you start?
[19:40:51] * Enty (~KTamas@85.223.117.248) has joined #worms
[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.
[19:40:51] * Enty (~KTamas@85.223.117.248) has joined #worms
[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
February 25, 2013
<PopeOnaRope> hows it going?!
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
June 25, 2015
Batya-ebet joined #RopersHeaven
Batya-ebet> !hostingbuddy "gg"
Batya-ebet> !hostingbuddy
Batya-ebet has left #RopersHeaven
Batya-ebet> !hostingbuddy "gg"
Batya-ebet> !hostingbuddy
Batya-ebet has left #RopersHeaven
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on May 16, 2014
<Zexorz> brb
<Zexorz> making poporn for drama :D
<Piki1802> Making wat?
<Zexorz> POPCORN
<Zexorz> making poporn for drama :D
<Piki1802> Making wat?
<Zexorz> POPCORN
September 16, 2009
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
Submitted by: Lex on December 16, 2010
21:34:14 <Lex> Rambo: get off the crack.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.