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** Shadow ** joined the channel.
wormer> shadow, what happens with all these guys using shadow in his nick, lol lack of brain
Shadow> ikn
wormer> everybody copying the real shadow, which is cybershadow
Shadow> who the hell is cybershadow lol
wormer> oh dear, you are really in the shadows with your brain
Shadow> lol
Shadow> alguien sabe como chucha crear una sala :v ?
wormer> shadow, what happens with all these guys using shadow in his nick, lol lack of brain
Shadow> ikn
wormer> everybody copying the real shadow, which is cybershadow
Shadow> who the hell is cybershadow lol
wormer> oh dear, you are really in the shadows with your brain
Shadow> lol
Shadow> alguien sabe como chucha crear una sala :v ?
<CyberShadow> I dreamed today that some idiots came into #Help and stacked a pyramid to reach the Host button
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
<CyberShadow> just to annoy me
<DocOne> did you end up making them all have different flags so they couldn't communicate well enough to finish the pyramid?
March 31, 2018
BobBuilder> !host noob shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
<KRD> You missed my point entirely.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
<Pingu> No, I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs.
November 9, 2015
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LeTotalKiller> (StepS, get ready.)
ninjako> Pls heklp me i can't see my mouse
ninjako> pls help me
ninjako> i can't see my mouse
StepS> Please update your game.
LeTotalKiller> Lol.
ninjako> thx
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LeTotalKiller> Well is it just in WA?
LeTotalKiller> Ah.
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LeTotalKiller> (StepS, get ready.)
ninjako> Pls heklp me i can't see my mouse
ninjako> pls help me
ninjako> i can't see my mouse
StepS> Please update your game.
LeTotalKiller> Lol.
ninjako> thx
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LeTotalKiller> Well is it just in WA?
LeTotalKiller> Ah.
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Submitted by: Rioter on February 8, 2010
<pisto> news about the next update?
<Rioter> same as last year
<pisto> lol
<Rioter> same as last year
<pisto> lol
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on June 12, 2013
#1 piki1802: Auto cucumber sorry
#1 piki1802: Correct*
#1 piki1802: Correct*
March 18, 2010
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Wait a minute, why did the chat phone appear on the right side of the screen?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?
January 11, 2013
* OutofOrder (~ooo@OutofOrder.user.gamesurge) has joined #worms
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
November 5, 2013
<StepS> here's the proper link: http://worms2d.info/WormNAT2
<StepS> download the archive, extract it to the W:A's installation directory
<martini> thanks
<StepS> then open Settings -> Advanced settings
<martini> bye bye :P
<StepS> and enable
* martini (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
<StepS> WAIT
<StepS> FUDPOFJ:DSFJ
<StepS> download the archive, extract it to the W:A's installation directory
<martini> thanks
<StepS> then open Settings -> Advanced settings
<martini> bye bye :P
<StepS> and enable
* martini (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
<StepS> WAIT
<StepS> FUDPOFJ:DSFJ
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
June 1, 2010
<CadmiumLacey> Wait for it...
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
September 11, 2009
[10:34] <Lex> Quickdraw, if nobody's around, it's best to ask your question and someone may eventually respond with your name like i'm doing now. if you have sound highlights enabled, you will hear a handy sound which will alert you to the response.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
Submitted by: zexorz on August 12, 2014
[22:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Balee
[22:11] <@Balee> Yeah don't be surprised if you don't see taner again.
[22:12] <Zexorz> permabanned from internet?
[22:12] <@Balee> Nah I visited Bulgaria.
[22:12] <@Balee> Imagine the rest.
[22:11] <@Balee> Yeah don't be surprised if you don't see taner again.
[22:12] <Zexorz> permabanned from internet?
[22:12] <@Balee> Nah I visited Bulgaria.
[22:12] <@Balee> Imagine the rest.
June 27, 2015
11:49:35 AM StepS: there are several possibilities
11:49:43 AM StepS: the first possibility is that you're breaking rules and getting kicked
11:49:56 AM StepS: the second possibility is that there's certain network instability
11:49:57 AM ProMateusz: how break rules?
11:49:43 AM StepS: the first possibility is that you're breaking rules and getting kicked
11:49:56 AM StepS: the second possibility is that there's certain network instability
11:49:57 AM ProMateusz: how break rules?
(19:03:12) [CyberShadow] iNviSible2: do you really think you need to spam offline events like that?
(19:41:56) [iNviSible2] does it hurt you? i put a lot of work in this map and this offline event and i want as much ppl to participate as possible. whats the problem?
(19:42:41) [CyberShadow] some people may find repeated messages annoying
(19:43:27) [CyberShadow] what if every single event (tourney/ladder/offline competition/etc.) would advertise in #AG every few minutes?
(19:46:38) [iNviSible2] there are hardly any events... worms is very old... /// anoying? what are they (you?) doing? watching the join/part/... chat or are they playing games? i think they re playing. sorry but is definetly DOESNT MATTER! i dont get your point
(19:47:32) [CyberShadow] people are actually sometimes talking in the channel... being interrupted by constant advertising of an event they're not interested in sounds pretty annoying to me
(19:50:34) [iNviSible2] constant? i dont even use a bot. just leave it. and thank you very much for your nice words i actually know a lot of peole who like the idea. when du you make your next map? when do you do something big for the wnet community?
(19:41:56) [iNviSible2] does it hurt you? i put a lot of work in this map and this offline event and i want as much ppl to participate as possible. whats the problem?
(19:42:41) [CyberShadow] some people may find repeated messages annoying
(19:43:27) [CyberShadow] what if every single event (tourney/ladder/offline competition/etc.) would advertise in #AG every few minutes?
(19:46:38) [iNviSible2] there are hardly any events... worms is very old... /// anoying? what are they (you?) doing? watching the join/part/... chat or are they playing games? i think they re playing. sorry but is definetly DOESNT MATTER! i dont get your point
(19:47:32) [CyberShadow] people are actually sometimes talking in the channel... being interrupted by constant advertising of an event they're not interested in sounds pretty annoying to me
(19:50:34) [iNviSible2] constant? i dont even use a bot. just leave it. and thank you very much for your nice words i actually know a lot of peole who like the idea. when du you make your next map? when do you do something big for the wnet community?
July 4, 2013
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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Submitted by: Balee on August 7, 2009
<Cueshark> I now have :< written on my desk with permanent marker..just in case I forget how to write that smiley
December 2, 2009
<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review
When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.
Little did I know of the horror to come.
In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.
But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:
http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.
Little did I know of the horror to come.
In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.
But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:
http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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<doubletime> My langue is generally much more cleanse than youres.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
<FullWormage> ?????WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> i will destroy webbsites than. I am starting to learn how to hack webbsites..
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
Submitted by: Rioter
** STAxDoubletime ** joined the channel.
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/
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WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/
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April 13, 2010
ropa:
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.
First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.
Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.
Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...
But there is still hope...
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.
First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.
Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.
Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...
But there is still hope...
<Cueshark> i found that after a long break from rr isn't so bad...you might forget a little about how to rope correctly but you also forget a little about roping incorrectly
November 15, 2009
Quote from TdC forum : Spaazi wrote : The reason for my comeback after 4 years of break is that... I was too drunk one night and I bought the game on ebay!I didn't remember it untill the package arrived 4 days ago! Sometimes beer suprises you.
November 15, 2010
<KRD> It's simply the fact that my native language has no insults.
<DarkOne> you speak Disney?
<DarkOne> you speak Disney?
Submitted by: Ramone on December 21, 2010
<Ramone> Ffie
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?