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<Mablak> Hm I played a WA mission for the first time in years
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
<Snoots> pffft, you may have inadvertantly contributed to hedgewars TSR :D
[15:36:10] <TokiWartooth> Well seeing as though I've paid money for WA, I've already inadvertently contributed to Hedgewars, Snoots
[15:36:10] <TokiWartooth> Well seeing as though I've paid money for WA, I've already inadvertently contributed to Hedgewars, Snoots
<+CyberShadow> I'm off to bed, hf
* CyberShadow is now known as CyberZzzZzz
<+CyberZzzZzz> hmm, I found some porridge
* +CyberZzzZzz eats it
<+madewokherd> The porridge takes 163 damage.
<+madewokherd> The porridge is defeated.
<+madewokherd> You gain 0 XP.
* +CyberZzzZzz is now SATIATED!
* CyberShadow is now known as CyberZzzZzz
<+CyberZzzZzz> hmm, I found some porridge
* +CyberZzzZzz eats it
<+madewokherd> The porridge takes 163 damage.
<+madewokherd> The porridge is defeated.
<+madewokherd> You gain 0 XP.
* +CyberZzzZzz is now SATIATED!
July 4, 2009
[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
May 9, 2015
[21:16:01] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !roll2
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
October 11, 2010
<OutofOrder> is WormNET still broken?
<CyberShadow> the brokenness isn't discrete
<CyberShadow> right now it's less broken than yesterday but more broken than this morning
<Wyv|work> it sure as hell isn't discreet
<CyberShadow> the brokenness isn't discrete
<CyberShadow> right now it's less broken than yesterday but more broken than this morning
<Wyv|work> it sure as hell isn't discreet
Jan 22 20:20:55 <+Muzer> aw crap
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
August 25, 2017
<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)
April 24, 2010
[K3Kk`TdC] seni i dnt se ur host
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
Submitted by: Konar6
[00:43:19.70] ??? bits of worm (orbik`NaC) fires Aqua Sheep
[00:43:23.00] [orbik`NaC] aspitjaopwitrbwt
[00:43:23.50] [orbik`NaC] ai35?opjapw4t?
[00:43:27.10] [amisnaru] lol wut
[00:43:39.14] [amisnaru] what's your excuse
[00:43:53.16] [orbik`NaC] my cat suddenly jumped on my desk
[00:44:03.84] [amisnaru] didnt know you had one
[00:44:07.28] [orbik`NaC] me neither
[00:43:23.00] [orbik`NaC] aspitjaopwitrbwt
[00:43:23.50] [orbik`NaC] ai35?opjapw4t?
[00:43:27.10] [amisnaru] lol wut
[00:43:39.14] [amisnaru] what's your excuse
[00:43:53.16] [orbik`NaC] my cat suddenly jumped on my desk
[00:44:03.84] [amisnaru] didnt know you had one
[00:44:07.28] [orbik`NaC] me neither
May 15, 2011
<zeteg> Are you actually getting married or am I being trolled?
<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
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<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
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Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013
<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
June 1, 2009
<KRD> G'night.
* KRD takes laptop with him to watch a movie.
* KRD has quit IRC (Quit: Terminus Est.)
<worMatty> Pron
* KRD takes laptop with him to watch a movie.
* KRD has quit IRC (Quit: Terminus Est.)
<worMatty> Pron
[17:47:35] <Dashade> Yeah, that was pretty bad.
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
Jan 22 20:20:55 <+Muzer> aw crap
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
[09:14] <+RynoSFX> fiz knows a thing or two about climaxing
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl
July 4, 2013
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
July 28, 2010
<Balee> Well shit happens.
<Rioter> speaking of shit brb
<CMV> XD
<Prafkster> haha :D
<Rioter> speaking of shit brb
<CMV> XD
<Prafkster> haha :D
February 6, 2010
<pisto> does anyone know how can I
<pisto> nvm
<Balee> This would be WQDB worthy if he wasn't like this all the time.
<pisto> nvm
<Balee> This would be WQDB worthy if he wasn't like this all the time.
July 15, 2013
<StepS> duscussed lots of times, still nothing
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 2, 2014
<@Piki1802> Cakes no sense
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
August 3, 2013
[che`StepS`FAW] i afk, hope nothing bad happens
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
<Az01> my pc is making this godawful noise
<Az01> as a warning that it's overheating
<Az01> its monotonous
<Az01> and loud
<Az01> i should turn the warning noise off
<Az01> YEAH!
<Az01> and just let it burn
<Az01> as a warning that it's overheating
<Az01> its monotonous
<Az01> and loud
<Az01> i should turn the warning noise off
<Az01> YEAH!
<Az01> and just let it burn
Marc - US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico says: (11:33:42)
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
<Rioter> I broke WQDB
<Dender> you should put some warning on that button tho
<Rioter> Dender - I got a backlog of flagged quotes Ill go through in a bit
<Rioter> for now I BROKE WQDB
<MoM> Such fail.
<Rioter> grrr
<Rioter> Im gonna have to do a db-wide fix
<Rioter> curse the person who coded this badly
<Dender> you should put some warning on that button tho
<Rioter> Dender - I got a backlog of flagged quotes Ill go through in a bit
<Rioter> for now I BROKE WQDB
<MoM> Such fail.
<Rioter> grrr
<Rioter> Im gonna have to do a db-wide fix
<Rioter> curse the person who coded this badly
September 18, 2017
xSniperx: wormnet is deader than your sexlife senz
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.
<madewokherd> I guess I'm setting it up on real windows :(
<Enty> gn
<madewokherd> if only I had some kind of remote machine I could run it on..
* Enty is now known as Enty\zzzz
<madewokherd> wait a second
* madewokherd gets out his poorly-cooled 700 MHz laptop
<Wyv> oh no you wouldn't!
<KRD> Don't. Do. It.
<KRD> D:
<Enty\zzzz> KRD has experience.
<Enty\zzzz> ;o
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<Enty> gn
<madewokherd> if only I had some kind of remote machine I could run it on..
* Enty is now known as Enty\zzzz
<madewokherd> wait a second
* madewokherd gets out his poorly-cooled 700 MHz laptop
<Wyv> oh no you wouldn't!
<KRD> Don't. Do. It.
<KRD> D:
<Enty\zzzz> KRD has experience.
<Enty\zzzz> ;o
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October 14, 2012
<lacoste> No offence Nail, but you sound like Komo (no offence Komo). :K