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<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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January 25, 2017
Sbaffo`: aweonaooo
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*
Submitted by: Konar6
<Denderwork> xsylophones is just the only word i know that starts with x.
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
[05:37] <CyberShadow> it's common knowledge that VB is only adequate at writing keyloggers
[05:37] <Mablak> Har
[05:37] <Mablak> VB is perfect in all ways
[05:37] <Mablak> i don't know where you get your information
[05:38] <CyberShadow> you're joking
[05:38] <CyberShadow> amirite?
[05:39] <Mablak> I am, deadly, serious
[05:41] <CyberShadow> VB is as perfect as a rock
[05:41] <CyberShadow> sure, there are many things you could do with a rock, but why if there are tools that can do the same things with much less effort?
[05:41] <Mablak> I agree with your analogy, as rocks are the most perfect formation found in nature
[05:42] <Mablak> Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish some problem sets
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[05:37] <Mablak> Har
[05:37] <Mablak> VB is perfect in all ways
[05:37] <Mablak> i don't know where you get your information
[05:38] <CyberShadow> you're joking
[05:38] <CyberShadow> amirite?
[05:39] <Mablak> I am, deadly, serious
[05:41] <CyberShadow> VB is as perfect as a rock
[05:41] <CyberShadow> sure, there are many things you could do with a rock, but why if there are tools that can do the same things with much less effort?
[05:41] <Mablak> I agree with your analogy, as rocks are the most perfect formation found in nature
[05:42] <Mablak> Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish some problem sets
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Submitted by: Xrayez on August 4, 2014
18:25:16 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: so
18:25:20 MarianRV: i bet i get paired with Adnan :)
18:25:25 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: it started?
18:25:28 MarianRV: not yet
18:25:28 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: no
18:25:32 MarianRV: :PP
18:25:34 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: ninjad again
18:25:35 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: lol
18:25:36 MarianRV: ninja'd again
18:25:39 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: LOOL
18:25:20 MarianRV: i bet i get paired with Adnan :)
18:25:25 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: it started?
18:25:28 MarianRV: not yet
18:25:28 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: no
18:25:32 MarianRV: :PP
18:25:34 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: ninjad again
18:25:35 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: lol
18:25:36 MarianRV: ninja'd again
18:25:39 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: LOOL
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
<Deadcode> What could I know about it anyway, I never actually learned Java
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
January 11, 2013
* OutofOrder (~ooo@OutofOrder.user.gamesurge) has joined #worms
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on August 31, 2013
<@KRD> !face HHC
<@OutofOrder> If HHC was here, HHC's face would be here. [543]
<LeTotalKiller> Thanks, Captain.
<@OutofOrder> If HHC was here, HHC's face would be here. [543]
<LeTotalKiller> Thanks, Captain.
Submitted by: MichaelGlize on October 15, 2015
TheWalrus: prod is so OP
TheWalrus: take it out
TheWalrus: stop prod killings now, it's lame as shit
TheWalrus: prod is the AWP of worms
TheWalrus: 1 prod = 1 kill everytime
TheWalrus: I got killed by prod 10 times in the last 10 times i got prodded
TheWalrus: or suffered serious hazard
TheWalrus: to my butt
TheWalrus: take it out
TheWalrus: stop prod killings now, it's lame as shit
TheWalrus: prod is the AWP of worms
TheWalrus: 1 prod = 1 kill everytime
TheWalrus: I got killed by prod 10 times in the last 10 times i got prodded
TheWalrus: or suffered serious hazard
TheWalrus: to my butt
September 15, 2015
MarianRV: Thx for the gl HHC,now need to find someone who can help me analyse the PC.Also,morning everyone ;D
HHC: I can help you analyse your PC maybe. What colour is it? Does it have a history of alcohol abuse? Was it molested as a child?
HHC: I can help you analyse your PC maybe. What colour is it? Does it have a history of alcohol abuse? Was it molested as a child?
July 24, 2016
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** Corujao ** joined the channel.
Corujao> !host normal
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Intermediate for Corujao).
** Corujao ** has left WormNET (Joined Game).
exterminador> !host trike race
exterminador> !host trike race
exterminador> !host trick race
exterminador> !host trick rope
exterminador> !host race trick
exterminador> !host rope trick
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Corujao> !host normal
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Intermediate for Corujao).
** Corujao ** has left WormNET (Joined Game).
exterminador> !host trike race
exterminador> !host trike race
exterminador> !host trick race
exterminador> !host trick rope
exterminador> !host race trick
exterminador> !host rope trick
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July 1, 2015
** Bruno has joined #PartyTime
<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
** Bruno has left #PartyTime
<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
** Bruno has left #PartyTime
July 31, 2009
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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[nS`-upraw-] i got a joke..
[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
September 1, 2010
<Bloopy> oh god those beeping sentry guns in Worms Reloaded
<Bloopy> now when my microwave beeps I get war flashbacks
<Bloopy> now when my microwave beeps I get war flashbacks
August 3, 2013
[che`StepS`FAW] i afk, hope nothing bad happens
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
August 24, 2009
[08:37:51] <LexSfX> hi V
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
August 26, 2012
[02:15] * MOD-WXW Welcome in WO WxW tourney, to register send me PM with your nick, clan, country and hostabilty
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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July 31, 2015
14:07:38 Sensei: i'll fuck your sister if you mention my name again
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
January 29, 2013
<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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December 3, 2009
<Byte> CyberShadow: bleh.
<CyberShadow> bleh on someone else
<DarkOne> eww
* DarkOne wipes off the bleh
<CyberShadow> bleh on someone else
<DarkOne> eww
* DarkOne wipes off the bleh
July 7, 2017
<Jengu> Would you say knocking before cba/wba is against the rules?
<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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<Jengu> xDNCxGhost64x seems to think so.
<Squirminator2k> Personally? No.
<Squirminator2k> And according to Worms2D.info's text for CBA: "The rule obliges all players to collect a crate before attacking with a weapon (rope knocking not included)."
<Squirminator2k> So rope knocking is permitted and acceptable.
<Jengu> Good to know. That is how I have always played.
<Squirminator2k> As a general rule, I never regard the rule lawyering of a player with more than two x's in their username.
<Jengu> That sounds like a good rule.
<Squirminator2k> I accept one x as a divider, and one x in the name itself (e.g. WORMxEXECUTOR)
<Squirminator2k> Beyond that, it's just silly.
<Squirminator2k> xDIPxLEMONxAIDx27x
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October 16, 2014
< Pizzasheet > to be old school you must first come back after not playing for 10 years , then say wtf about roper being 15sec. Then rattle of a list of names you remember but that knowone else does
, say you were once pro, then rope like shit for half a game, blame your keyboard, call everyone noobs, say worms has changed and then vanish !
just from what ive learnt.
, say you were once pro, then rope like shit for half a game, blame your keyboard, call everyone noobs, say worms has changed and then vanish !
just from what ive learnt.
July 19, 2015
<Godmax> MINE is a wonderful worms experience developed in 2008 with LOVE and CARE and there is luck like everywhere but goddamn its a fine scheme with fun and action and tactics and manliness nonstop! August 1st max scheme goes worm olympics officially for the first fucking time in 7 years be ready and enjoy
<Godmax> I created the scheme for THE PEOPLE
<Godmax> not for the bazooka rope superwhores its an oldschool team deathmatch for THE PEOPLE
<WTF-8> That meant to be April 1st, not August 1st.
<WTF-8> Some delay just happened.
<Godmax> I created the scheme for THE PEOPLE
<Godmax> not for the bazooka rope superwhores its an oldschool team deathmatch for THE PEOPLE
<WTF-8> That meant to be April 1st, not August 1st.
<WTF-8> Some delay just happened.
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on April 24, 2014
piki1802: The only hard thing in his life is his d*ck.
[xxxNoobxxx] uses some ropes to get somewhere he could with 1 jump
[Kilobyte] rationalize your ropes, try not to use them when you can get there walking
[xxxNoobxxx] FUCK U U NOOB ROPE GETS ME MUCH FASTER
[Kilobyte] rationalize your ropes, try not to use them when you can get there walking
[xxxNoobxxx] FUCK U U NOOB ROPE GETS ME MUCH FASTER
August 2, 2010
[18:29:00] [Balee] You should sign up to a tourney if you are still playing the previous one.
[18:29:04] [Balee] *should NOT
[18:29:06] [Balee] Bleh.
[18:29:27] [Balee] Typical of me, missing the most important part of the line.
[18:29:04] [Balee] *should NOT
[18:29:06] [Balee] Bleh.
[18:29:27] [Balee] Typical of me, missing the most important part of the line.