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<Richard> Qual й o jogo daqui?
<WTF-8> What?
<Richard> '=' sorry my brazilian
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<StepS> apology accepted
<Richard> Qual й o jogo daqui?
<WTF-8> What?
<Richard> '=' sorry my brazilian
*** Richard has left #Help
<StepS> apology accepted
Submitted by: zexorz on August 12, 2014
[22:04] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Balee
[22:11] <@Balee> Yeah don't be surprised if you don't see taner again.
[22:12] <Zexorz> permabanned from internet?
[22:12] <@Balee> Nah I visited Bulgaria.
[22:12] <@Balee> Imagine the rest.
[22:11] <@Balee> Yeah don't be surprised if you don't see taner again.
[22:12] <Zexorz> permabanned from internet?
[22:12] <@Balee> Nah I visited Bulgaria.
[22:12] <@Balee> Imagine the rest.
Submitted by: Muzer on September 22, 2010
<muzer> but no - I haven't even SEEN a bungee race before, literally
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope
July 31, 2015
14:07:38 Sensei: i'll fuck your sister if you mention my name again
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
<CyberShadow> Lex: you suck
<CyberShadow> please stand by for explanation
<Lex> lol
<Lex> ok
<CyberShadow> please stand by for explanation
<Lex> lol
<Lex> ok
[11:13:35] [Doubletime] Well I wanted M3ntal to say something stupid so i could start flaming
[11:13:44] [M3ntal`SfX`b2b] something stupid
[11:13:44] [M3ntal`SfX`b2b] something stupid
December 3, 2009
<Byte> CyberShadow: bleh.
<CyberShadow> bleh on someone else
<DarkOne> eww
* DarkOne wipes off the bleh
<CyberShadow> bleh on someone else
<DarkOne> eww
* DarkOne wipes off the bleh
August 2, 2016
** MOD`spyvsspyfan ** joined the channel.
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Gotta test this ability real quick
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups yet
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs and for everyone else!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups
DarkShadow> TestEntity, TestClan, The Est country, can test
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Gotta test this ability real quick
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups yet
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs and for everyone else!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups
DarkShadow> TestEntity, TestClan, The Est country, can test
September 17, 2015
MarianRV: Damn, sux so much not being able to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
<Deadcode> What could I know about it anyway, I never actually learned Java
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 2, 2014
<@Piki1802> Cakes no sense
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
Marc - US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico says: (11:33:42)
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
<MoM> Lunch time.
<Wyv> punch rhyme
<KRD> Is that when you punch someone for making a rhyme?
<Wyv> punch rhyme
<KRD> Is that when you punch someone for making a rhyme?
November 28, 2014
<Omikron> I shook my keyboard upside down and some cheese came out...
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.
[09:14] <+RynoSFX> fiz knows a thing or two about climaxing
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl
September 9, 2016
[23:39:00] * Guy (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
[23:39:06] <Guy> Yo
[23:39:24] <Guy> Does this game have online multiplayer compatibility?
[23:39:42] * Guy (Username@no.address.for.you) has left forever
[23:39:06] <Guy> Yo
[23:39:24] <Guy> Does this game have online multiplayer compatibility?
[23:39:42] * Guy (Username@no.address.for.you) has left forever
Submitted by: Lex on September 15, 2016
<Lex> speaking of which, space exits instead of retries the mission
<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review
When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.
Little did I know of the horror to come.
In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.
But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:
http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.
Little did I know of the horror to come.
In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.
But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:
http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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June 30, 2015
** Kyari-chan has joined #AnythingGoes
<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
** Kyari-chan has left #AnythingGoes
<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel
<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
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<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel
July 1, 2015
** Bruno has joined #PartyTime
<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
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<Bruno> host - wxw
<Bruno> host wxw
<Bruno> hostwxw
<Bruno> wxw
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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[22:00:44] <MoM> nice sync!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
Submitted by: pizzasheet on September 22, 2014
** Ada-Wong ** joined the channel.
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
[19:07] <Muzer> Anyone know a place that does private SVN/git repos?
[19:14] <Byte> for what?
[19:40] <Muzer> For a secret project :p
[19:46] <Wyv> i know the secret!
[19:47] <Muzer> lol
[19:49] <Wyv> expected course of dialogue: "i know the secret" - "what is it? :p" - "i won't tell, it's a secret" - "lol"
[19:49] <Wyv> congrats, you cut right to the chase
[19:14] <Byte> for what?
[19:40] <Muzer> For a secret project :p
[19:46] <Wyv> i know the secret!
[19:47] <Muzer> lol
[19:49] <Wyv> expected course of dialogue: "i know the secret" - "what is it? :p" - "i won't tell, it's a secret" - "lol"
[19:49] <Wyv> congrats, you cut right to the chase
August 26, 2012
[02:15] * MOD-WXW Welcome in WO WxW tourney, to register send me PM with your nick, clan, country and hostabilty
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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[00:00:46.74] [Wriggler] hf & gl
[00:01:41.10] [havbek] h1
[00:01:47.58] [havbek] the bad weapoints
[00:01:52.70] [havbek] it noobs
[00:01:59.28] [Wriggler] LOL....
[00:02:12.34] [Wriggler] It isn't ALL about the weps, is it?
[00:02:20.22] [Wriggler] are you going to quit?
[00:02:34.56] [havbek] no
[00:02:42.30] [havbek] gam1ng
[00:07:18.24] *** Player disconnected due to quitting: havtor (havbek)
[00:07:25.12] ??? Game Ends - Round Finished
[00:01:41.10] [havbek] h1
[00:01:47.58] [havbek] the bad weapoints
[00:01:52.70] [havbek] it noobs
[00:01:59.28] [Wriggler] LOL....
[00:02:12.34] [Wriggler] It isn't ALL about the weps, is it?
[00:02:20.22] [Wriggler] are you going to quit?
[00:02:34.56] [havbek] no
[00:02:42.30] [havbek] gam1ng
[00:07:18.24] *** Player disconnected due to quitting: havtor (havbek)
[00:07:25.12] ??? Game Ends - Round Finished
August 29, 2010
spiros> what is the WR?
StepS> worms reloaded
DarkOne> weird roping
StepS> XD
StepS> worms reloaded
DarkOne> weird roping
StepS> XD
Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
[20:56:31] UCVerse (~UCVerse@UCVerse.addict.gamesurge) Quit (EOF from client)
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on March 9, 2015
<@Piki1802> homo tried to teach me notching
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD