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#149 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<TokiWartooth> Dude
<TokiWartooth> CHEDDAR IS TWO THINGS
<Kiros> Disgusting
<TokiWartooth> A PLACE 15M FROM MY HOME
<Kiros> And not cheese
<TokiWartooth> AND A FUCKING CHEESE
<Kiros> Cheddar is the anticheese
<TokiWartooth> Next you'll be telling me that fucking Belgium isn't a country
<Kiros> Not for long anymore, lol.
#148 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Wyv|work> yep, it be kinda hypocrite
<Wyv|work> but then, so's all of scientology
<DarkOne> mankind*
<Wyv|work> stop correcting me!
<DarkOne> stop correcting me, please!*
<DarkOne> ^_^
#147 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:45:19] [Ege-Bamyasi] everyboduy plays that gay games and nobody plays shoppa
[16:45:25] [Ege-Bamyasi] cmon
[16:45:26] [Prankster] i think we r old-fashioned
[16:45:48] [Prankster] no one hosts shoppa todays
#145 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[<Kiros> I'D RATHER BE A PAKI THAN A KRAUT!
<WilliamMurderface> No you fucking wouldn't
<Kiros> Fuck yes I would.
<WilliamMurderface> Spend a week in Bradford and say that
<WilliamMurderface> Or, as it's called here, Bradistan
#143 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[lMODlonlyPM] member list: [22:00:18] <- [Wyv] sign me up, can host
[lMODlonlyPM] Stop asking "am I in", you know the answer: [22:00:18] <- [Wyv] sign me up, can host
#142 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Kiros> People
<Kiros> It's now forbidden to submit quotes of me or me being mentioned to WQD
<Kiros> Punishment include taking back all your teddybears and making you spend a day with TSR in a small room.
<Kiros> Punishment will be selected as appropriate by a judge.
<Enty> hmmm
<Enty> I can live with no teddies
* Enty submits another Kiros quote
#141 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:50] <Auto> going to the other side, suppose everyone agrees this is a bad idea or wouldn't work
[23:50] <KRD> Well.
[23:50] <KRD> Only MarcOne is capable of saying that, heh.
[23:50] <KRD> But if he does say it, there's little point not agreeing with him. He's never wrong.
#140 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Enty: wqd'd.
Kiros: God dammit
Kiros: I'm in way too many of those.
Enty: you fart way too much
Enty: fact
Kiros: And this is the 2nd one of me with a fart joke
Enty: maybe because of the cooties?
Kiros: I have quote cooties. ;[
#139 - Rating -18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[10:43:07] <Kiros> He's 10
[10:43:13] <Kiros> Give him a break
[10:43:19] <Entywork> ah, we tried.
[10:43:28] <Kiros> No I mean
[10:43:30] <Kiros> Like an arm
[10:43:32] <Kiros> Or a leg
#138 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:55] <DarkOne> aren't we all german in a way?
[00:55] <KRD> Ew.
[00:56] * KRD tears clothes off and runs into the traffic screaming.
[00:56] * Wyv watches the traffic screech in disgust and dissolve into thin air
[00:56] <KRD> Shame there's no traffic here at night.
[00:56] <Wyv> that's why
[00:56] <KRD> oOoO:
#136 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
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[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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#134 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Run> with voting numbers so low, the five of us could rearrange the entire website
<Splongul> i'm trying
<Splongul> you'll notice every quote above me just recieved a negative vote
<Run> lol.
<Run> i think i might try and get your quote in top spot just to baffle everyone
<Splongul> i wonder if i can make this conversation look like irc just so we can submit it for honesty
<Splongul> in fact, we should submit this conversation and then vote it to the top
#133 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
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#132 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[KnighTaG``] Guten TaG
[KnighTaG``] xD
[DarkOnexBeW] BeWenas dias
#131 - Rating -3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[21:27:16] <Enty> may I have a stupid question
[21:27:22] <Rioter> aye
[21:27:37] <Enty> how do I get internet on the VPS?
#130 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[DarkOnexBeW] you're turned our colours around, KRuD!
[DarkOnexBeW] you've*
#129 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:43:03] <@KRD> See, I like kiddie porn better than headache.
#128 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[16:00:34] <wormf00d> u guys dont know how to play texas holdem?
[16:00:36] <wormf00d> newbs:)
[16:00:43] <Enty> we all know
[16:00:44] <Kiros> Lol
[16:00:45] <NickyNick> lol who
[16:00:46] * Enty slaps wormf00d around a bit with a large trout
[16:00:55] <Enty> everyone who knows, slap him
[16:00:57] <Enty> NAO
[16:01:00] <Kiros> I have no clue how to play
[16:01:05] <Kiros> You wanna play for money?
#126 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[13:52:04] * Rioter hides behind Kiros
[13:52:13] * Kiros farts.
#125 - Rating -3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:03] <orbik`s> the problem is, that a single spanish produces as much textual bullshit per second as 10 other europeans
#123 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[21:14:17] [KickassMarc] hey admins! In the wormolympics page my name is KiSSassMarc but my name is KICKASSMARC!!!
#122 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[20:58:22] [BANxShirdel-Pr] If this was a Big TTRR, I would pwn.
#121 - Rating -6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[22:21] <doubletime> in a ctf tournament. you played the pants of me but the sheep helped me. so you can say Cheaap win
[22:22] <Run> this just in: wyv played the pants off doubletime
[22:22] <Run> more on this shocking scandal later
[22:22] <DarkOne> oh, good
[22:22] <DarkOne> Run's going to make a worms tabloid
[22:22] <Wyv> hah
[22:22] <Run> lol.
[22:22] <DarkOne> "Deano found dead in gay bar!"
#120 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review

When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.

Little did I know of the horror to come.

In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.

But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:

http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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#118 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Keysmaker> you guys should get together, all the worms veterans
<Bloopy> and then do what? have a pillow fight?
<Keysmaker> bloopy, ticpu, deadcode
<Keysmaker> no
<Pioneer322> ticpu?
<Pioneer322> isnt that some bot on #ag
<Keysmaker> become the almighty
<Keysmaker> thats a person
<Bloopy> almighty? like power rangers?
<Bloopy> combine our powers and fight dinosaurs and shit
<Keysmaker> yeah kinda!
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#117 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[04:25:22] <+Pioneer322> dude alfred your gaming abilities are more bipolar than my toilet seat
[04:25:28] <+TheAbdBoy> ty
#116 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[15:28:56] [Strikerok] I WANT TO PLAY .....WHEN THE GAME STARTS....
#115 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:46.74] [Wriggler] hf & gl
[00:01:41.10] [havbek] h1
[00:01:47.58] [havbek] the bad weapoints
[00:01:52.70] [havbek] it noobs
[00:01:59.28] [Wriggler] LOL....
[00:02:12.34] [Wriggler] It isn't ALL about the weps, is it?
[00:02:20.22] [Wriggler] are you going to quit?
[00:02:34.56] [havbek] no
[00:02:42.30] [havbek] gam1ng
[00:07:18.24] *** Player disconnected due to quitting: havtor (havbek)
[00:07:25.12] ??? Game Ends - Round Finished
#114 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
#112 - Rating -10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:00] <GxGxGxMAN> who mod this tourney
[18:00] <DarkOne> MODxFFie
[18:00] No such nick/channel
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