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July 10, 2017

#1086 - Rating -4 -

[Prodigy] just look Korydex
[Prodigy] briliant roping
[volpii] korydex what is it
[Prodigy] red player

July 17, 2017

#1087 - Rating -1 -

Once upon a time when HB was lagging...

<d> If HostingBuddy somehow were to acquire a physical form, I would furiously butt-rape it without lube---not out of lust, but as punishment for this piece of shit bot.
<d> I will shit fury all over you, bitch-bot.
<d> You colossal cunt.

July 22, 2017

#1088 - Rating -4 -

[19:16:53] WebSnoop> TRANS> HI ZALO
[19:17:06] WebSnoop> TRANS> HOW R YOU?
[19:17:29] ZaLo> why people ask this kind of question
[19:17:37] ZaLo> do they really expect honest answers?
[19:17:40] WTF-8-GS2> Cause they wanna suck you off
[19:17:43] ZaLo> I AM FINE, THANKS FOR ASKING
[19:17:59] Mega`PReject> suck
[19:18:01] Mega`PReject> suck
[19:18:05] Mega`PReject> jizz
[19:18:08] Mega`PReject> Gg
[19:18:11] WTF-8-GS2> gg

July 31, 2017

#1089 - Rating 99 -

** Shadow ** joined the channel.
wormer> shadow, what happens with all these guys using shadow in his nick, lol lack of brain
Shadow> ikn
wormer> everybody copying the real shadow, which is cybershadow
Shadow> who the hell is cybershadow lol
wormer> oh dear, you are really in the shadows with your brain
Shadow> lol
Shadow> alguien sabe como chucha crear una sala :v ?

August 6, 2017

#1090 - Rating -1 -

** flag ** joined the channel.
flag> how to open the steam windows
WTF-8`GS2> what?
flag> shite+tab doesn't work

August 21, 2017

#1091 - Rating 4 -

[20:41:35] [florent] hi
[20:41:48] [florent] how to create a party ?
[20:42:41] [Csongi] Florent : Buy tons of alcohol, and invite a bunch of people!

August 25, 2017

#1092 - Rating 5 -

<DarkOne> But you could suck a little more, guys!
<DarkOne> We're 4 months in, and so far, only 28 replays (2 of which have already been labeled unexceptional or disqualified) have been submitted for WSE. I'm sure there are a couple of truly awful turns that haven't been submitted yet.
<DarkOne> Please don't forget to submit them, though! Your replay might live on for eternity and if everybody submits their great fails, it's more to enjoy for everybody.
[...]
<nino> The big fail that i did was not really i who did, it was my parents who decided to fuck in a bad day so 9 months later what happens??? i born huahauhau :D :D :D
<DarkOne> Not sure how you'd plan to post that replay, but I'm sure it won't count for the 2017 awards :)

Submitted by: Sensei on September 14, 2017

#1093 - Rating -2 -

[xDNCxGhost64x] luck games are not for me ^^
[SiD`] like chess?
[Sensei`hcp] lmao.

September 18, 2017

#1094 - Rating 2 -

xSniperx: wormnet is deader than your sexlife senz
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.

September 21, 2017

#1095 - Rating 18 -

** Giannis ** has left WormNET (Hosting a game: supersheeper no noobs...).

September 29, 2017

#1096 - Rating -6 -

[Sensei`hcp] ok! prepare to die boys!
[wnLxStressfish] how can you know I'm a boy?
[wnLxStressfish] friendly fire dude
[wnLxStressfish] my team mate is killing me
[guozi] how do u know i am a dude
[Sensei`hcp] lol

October 2, 2017

#1097 - Rating 3 -

* Ming-DMC has joined #Help
<Ming-DMC> guys what is this roping stuff i just got caught of guard some player just roped araond me like spider-pig
<Ming-DMC> ?
* Ming-DMC has left #Help

Submitted by: Sensei on October 4, 2017

#1098 - Rating 1 -

02:29:59 emo: !host HostingBuddy

Submitted by: YTrojan on January 15, 2018

#1099 - Rating -3 -

ArtecTheFox: @Godmax according to one of your saying, new year = new Tobi. Wo ist Tobi?
ArtecTheFox: tell me
ArtecTheFox: *sayings
XanKriegor: According to legends, Tobi is a man, a warrior, a legend.
KinslayeR: Tobi has a small dick, but huuuuuuuuuuuge asshole
Godmax: Why you asking me Pecet you are never here
Godmax: And yes, huge asshole, one map is proof
ArtecTheFox: just fucking tell me where Tobi is
ArtecTheFox: the best WA player since like forever
ArtecTheFox: we all miss him
Godmax: Tobias is now a government experiment with an analprobe in the pipeline
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January 17, 2018

#1100 - Rating 1 -

Loopuze> I almost WISH I was having issues with my wifi, just so I'd have somethin to blame

January 22, 2018

#1101 - Rating 0 -

goom: full circle
goom: press T to think should be doable while downing lol
kazmcdemon: Downing?
goom: downing water, while you're drowning or thirsty
kazmcdemon: Drowning T would be funny yeah
kazmcdemon: Duuuude what if you could transfer the thought bubble to nades
kazmcdemon: Or whatever maaaan
goom: it would blow bubbles
kazmcdemon: Thinking zook bullets through the skyyyyy
kazmcdemon: It's thinking "what will I blow up on"
kazmcdemon: Who knooooows

January 22, 2018

#1102 - Rating 0 -

*** Re: Your special weap, and your unlucky weap
Peja: i got a special relationship to the donkey, and armageddon, but i guess there isnt much skill i need to handle:)
gand: omg @ special relationship with the donkey :P

Submitted by: YTrojan on March 30, 2018

#1103 - Rating -14 -

monk: Hello mates! I am banned from Team17's WormNET 1 and i don't know why!?! what can i do now?
KinslayeR: do blow job for cybershadow , it always works
TheCrazedGuy: I'M DYING.

March 31, 2018

#1104 - Rating 67 -

BobBuilder> !host noob shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest

June 23, 2018

#1105 - Rating 1 -

Mega`Adnan: Damn, my TV satellite is fucked
Mega`Adnan: And I'm not addicted to the quality of live streaming. :(
Mega`Adnan: 2nd day without watching any match
HHC: no bar around where you can watch?
Sensei: adnan in bar, drinking beer, watching game. Nope, don't see it!

August 23, 2018

#1106 - Rating -10 -

[TheMadCharles] speaking of CyberShadow, tfw he doesn't want to add me to friends on Steam ;_;
If he would accept, I'd have the set I wanted
(cuz I already have Deadcode)

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