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Sensei: any1 up for aerial?
Sensei: bng
Sensei: big rr
HHC: moving on to the 'c' schemes?
Sensei: bng
Sensei: big rr
HHC: moving on to the 'c' schemes?
Submitted by: Balee on September 11, 2009
<ropa> knock knock
<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2010
<@KRD> Perhapsicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.
Submitted by: Muzer on September 22, 2010
<muzer> but no - I haven't even SEEN a bungee race before, literally
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope
February 21, 2011
<CyberShadow> http://dump.thecybershadow.net/0d824725ed88491f207a8b25c689f055/screen0005.png
<CyberShadow> tower race ne1?
<CyberShadow> tower race ne1?
Submitted by: Muzer on January 15, 2014
<LeTotalKiller> Hi, TalkingFromBedCode.
* OutorOrder is now known as OutrsiveOrder
<schaf> Badcode
<Muzer> !face face
-OutrsiveOrder- Give my face a break! (-197s)
<IntrusiveOne> Barcode
<Muzer> lol
<IntrusiveOne> Come guys, change it one letter at a time!
<LeTotalKiller> Barnode.
<IntrusiveOne> Bearnode.
<Muzer> IntrusiveOne: are you allowed to add letters
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<schaf> Badcode
<Muzer> !face face
-OutrsiveOrder- Give my face a break! (-197s)
<IntrusiveOne> Barcode
<Muzer> lol
<IntrusiveOne> Come guys, change it one letter at a time!
<LeTotalKiller> Barnode.
<IntrusiveOne> Bearnode.
<Muzer> IntrusiveOne: are you allowed to add letters
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March 20, 2016
<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
Submitted by: Lex on September 15, 2016
<Lex> speaking of which, space exits instead of retries the mission
<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 12, 2017
Sic0-GiT> if you ever want to chat you are welcome to come on our ****py TS server
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point
<Deadcode> What could I know about it anyway, I never actually learned Java
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
July 4, 2009
[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
May 27, 2010
[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
Submitted by: Muzer on July 28, 2013
<Muzer> !face worMatty
<@OutofOrder> worMatty, your face is more dignified than Tom Green. [628]
<Muzer> we had that one recently
<worMatty> Hmm! Not bad.
<worMatty> I don't know who Tom Green is. Is he that US comedian?
<Muzer> is Auto's random number generator a bit dodgy?
<Muzer> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green
<Muzer> canadian
<worMatty> Well no, it's random.
<worMatty> So you would get the same number occasionally ;-)
<worMatty> Randomly :-D
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<@OutofOrder> worMatty, your face is more dignified than Tom Green. [628]
<Muzer> we had that one recently
<worMatty> Hmm! Not bad.
<worMatty> I don't know who Tom Green is. Is he that US comedian?
<Muzer> is Auto's random number generator a bit dodgy?
<Muzer> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green
<Muzer> canadian
<worMatty> Well no, it's random.
<worMatty> So you would get the same number occasionally ;-)
<worMatty> Randomly :-D
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[01:54:29] <Josh> sloth
[01:54:36] <sloth> josh
[01:54:38] <Josh> wot your real name
[01:54:49] <sloth> are you the police?
[01:54:54] <Josh> no
[01:54:57] <Josh> is your first name shane?
[01:55:03] <sloth> no
[01:55:10] <Josh> wot is it then
[01:55:23] <sloth> *puts hands up*
[01:55:59] <Josh> sloth wot your last name thn
[01:56:04] <sloth> ball
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[01:54:36] <sloth> josh
[01:54:38] <Josh> wot your real name
[01:54:49] <sloth> are you the police?
[01:54:54] <Josh> no
[01:54:57] <Josh> is your first name shane?
[01:55:03] <sloth> no
[01:55:10] <Josh> wot is it then
[01:55:23] <sloth> *puts hands up*
[01:55:59] <Josh> sloth wot your last name thn
[01:56:04] <sloth> ball
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Submitted by: Konar6
<Denderwork> xsylophones is just the only word i know that starts with x.
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
July 1, 2009
<Rioter> wqdb is fixed
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
July 24, 2009
<YUBY> BUT AFTER I WAS WAITING FOR 40 SECONDS IT APPEARS AN ERROR
<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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August 25, 2009
<Bloopy> I would fail any vision challenge right now
<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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September 16, 2009
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
December 18, 2009
<CyberShadow> I believe I finally implemented the last major conceivable optimization
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement
January 17, 2010
<Deadcode> If the universe is deterministic, then any data whatsoever could simply be compressed into spacetime coordinates and a method for interpretation
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
February 2, 2010
<CyberShadow> what an exercise in multitasking
<CyberShadow> explaining x264 encoding to Cue, explaining shell commands to EviL, and at the same time trying to do what I planned to do this evening
<Deadcode> o_O
<Balee> Sounds nice.
<Balee> But if you're starting to feel slightly feminine as time passes, I suggest you stop and, I donno, drink beer, watch football.
<Balee> We don't want multitasking to go into your chromosomes, now do we?
<CyberShadow> explaining x264 encoding to Cue, explaining shell commands to EviL, and at the same time trying to do what I planned to do this evening
<Deadcode> o_O
<Balee> Sounds nice.
<Balee> But if you're starting to feel slightly feminine as time passes, I suggest you stop and, I donno, drink beer, watch football.
<Balee> We don't want multitasking to go into your chromosomes, now do we?
April 22, 2010
(Here's one for the Germans)
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
June 14, 2010
[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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July 23, 2010
* Alexalex05 has joined #PartyTime
<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
September 10, 2010
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1 ? (last chance)
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1 ? (last chance)
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1
Submitted by: Lex on December 14, 2010
<BlueMaxima> I can't get past World 2
<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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January 15, 2011
kilobyte: he used to be a normal pro player and now he plays shoppa only? Thats what I call burn out :D
March 22, 2011
<Ramone> what roping is about
<wizz> porn?
<wizz> lol
<KRD> I thought that was what the internet was all about.
<wizz> and roping in particular
<KRD> Explains all those censored maps on WMDB.
<wizz> yeah
<KRD> Also explains why 90% of WormNet plays Warmers on square WxW maps now.
<KRD> They need it to be easier so they can do it with one hand.
<wizz> porn?
<wizz> lol
<KRD> I thought that was what the internet was all about.
<wizz> and roping in particular
<KRD> Explains all those censored maps on WMDB.
<wizz> yeah
<KRD> Also explains why 90% of WormNet plays Warmers on square WxW maps now.
<KRD> They need it to be easier so they can do it with one hand.