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July 28, 2010

#546 - Rating 11 -

<Balee> Well shit happens.
<Rioter> speaking of shit brb
<CMV> XD
<Prafkster> haha :D

September 17, 2010

#569 - Rating 11 -

<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> KRD SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself

January 19, 2011

#619 - Rating 11 -

<CyberShadow> holy fuck Chrome's source code is 3.7 GB uncompressed
<CyberShadow> huh it has ffmpeg in it
<CyberShadow> hmm it has a folder called mozilla too
<CyberShadow> cygwin?
<CyberShadow> apache?
<CyberShadow> wtf.
<CyberShadow> xulrunner?
<CyberShadow> python?
<Wyv|work> w:a?
<CyberShadow> frankly I wouldn't be very surprised
<CyberShadow> ''something to play while it compiles (might take a while...)''
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Submitted by: Bloopy on February 11, 2011

#644 - Rating 11 -

<Dender> watching the untergang
<Dender> its.. one bad movie
<Dender> hitler is getting trolled so hard from everyone, and all he does is nerdrage every fucking time
<Dender> reminds me of kiros vs ropa somehow

Submitted by: Stepanesss on February 25, 2011

#649 - Rating 11 -

<StepS> i need some rape
<StepS> maybe Raper or WxW?
<lookias> maybe later, i have to go shopping soon
<StepS> ok, pod or fly?

April 4, 2011

#659 - Rating 11 -

NNNxKilobyte: anyway, do you know Hungarians around you?
NNNxBytor: /People who do not eat enough?
NNNxKilobyte: THAT HURT!

Submitted by: Kaleu on June 3, 2012

#693 - Rating 11 -

fr4nks> Im playing a shopper with easy`s mother
WookaCKC> yeah are you shopping for condoms?
fr4nks> I just dropped a nana in her hole, 5 sec nana, 5 ..
fr4nks> 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 Boooooom
WookaCKC> thats one way to hit the g spot

Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013

#754 - Rating 11 -

<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent

February 16, 2013

#725 - Rating 11 -

[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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December 16, 2013

#781 - Rating 11 -

<ahp> god damn it
<ahp> was playing shopper while taking a dump
<ahp> roping on the bowl is really hard
<ahp> plus it was suddenly my turn when wiping and I dropped the roll into the toilet
<ahp> argh
<coste`> thats what you have for playing shopper

Submitted by: Worm_gamer on June 1, 2014

#800 - Rating 11 -

<@Worm_gamer> Its over nein nein thousand.

June 5, 2014

#801 - Rating 11 -

AndroUser = Piki1802

<AndroUser> You know what Zexorz, you'll get free aerial pts if you don't ban/kick me for a week.
<@Zexorz> !tb AndroUser 15s corruption
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82-170-180-42.ip.telfort.nl
* AndroUser was kicked by ChanServ ((Zexorz) corruption)

October 24, 2014

#824 - Rating 11 -

<KRD> Leaving this for later because I don't know wtf he's talking about.
<KRD> And the TestStuff bit is a complex question I don't have the time for right now.
<KRD> Because it's ping pong o'cock.
<KRD> C'clock, too.
<KRD> O'clock?

November 28, 2014

#830 - Rating 11 -

<Omikron> I shook my keyboard upside down and some cheese came out...
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.

Submitted by: zexorz on January 8, 2015

#836 - Rating 11 -

[23:43:48] <+StepS> wtf is going on?
[23:43:56] <@Zexorz2> piki have period
[23:43:57] <@schaf> zexorz has his period

February 19, 2015

#853 - Rating 11 -

[`noClan`Zexorz] [[Floods whole chat coz of 0.05s turn.]]
[UC`LeTK`AbC-dS] "Brb unignoring Zexorz".
[StepS`che] lol auto ignore
[StepS`che] <3
[`noClan`Zexorz] fuck you steps
[`noClan`Zexorz] you noob
[`noClan`Zexorz] i bet you didnt read it
[StepS`che] thank you zexorz
[StepS`che] fuck you too
[`noClan`Zexorz] lol...
[StepS`che] :D:D:D:D:D

February 22, 2015

#857 - Rating 11 -

[MIGHTY`taner] dumass
[DarkOne`TdC] if you were trying to spell the french writer, it's dumas

July 22, 2015

#961 - Rating 11 -

[20:59] <@Triad> !pong
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !piki
[21:01] <@UCVerse> pikiiiiiiiiii :D
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> !Lagnan
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> plz make a funny joke for Lagnan :(
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> Like "Get a f*cking better internet"
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> or something
[21:01] <@UCVerse> Triad's Estimated ping: 97.502s
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> 97 secs
[21:01] <@Mega`Android-nan> ns
[21:01] <@Triad> lol nice timing, right after your request

September 15, 2015

#984 - Rating 11 -

MarianRV: Thx for the gl HHC,now need to find someone who can help me analyse the PC.Also,morning everyone ;D

HHC: I can help you analyse your PC maybe. What colour is it? Does it have a history of alcohol abuse? Was it molested as a child?

July 15, 2016

#1050 - Rating 11 -

11:57:58 berszinG: Where can i find Aqua ship?
11:58:05 berszinG: sheep
11:58:14 StepS: hi berszinG
11:58:49 StepS: There's no Aqua Ship in the current version of Worms Armageddon. However, Russobit-M Release 1.0 did include an Aqua Ship. It can be found on the CD.
11:59:13 StepS: Rumors said that Aqua Ships had the ability to sail.

September 13, 2016

#1058 - Rating 11 -

<Diblo> StepS I'm still salty about how I barely lost to you that one time long ago with that minigun
<Diblo> I'll have you know my salt levels are over 120%
<StepS> i don't rememeber playng with you
<Diblo> ..
<StepS> oh
<StepS> actually yes
<StepS> but i dont remember that moment
<Diblo> Basically I had a minigun in a tight tunnel
<Diblo> I was trying to drill down and hit you or something, but I was a pixel off in aiming, and botched my turn, and that was the one move that decided who won
<Diblo> :|
<StepS> k
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#8 - Rating 10 -

[11:19:25] <Enty2>
[11:19:44] <NW> i dont yo second class nicks pfft
[11:41:30] <Enty2> fu.
[11:42:40] <NW> nou
[11:42:55] <Enty2> NO U
[11:43:08] <NW> NO UR DOG
[11:43:28] <Enty2> NO UR CAT
[11:43:41] <NW> NO UR MALL CASHIER
[11:43:57] <Enty2> NO UR BOSS
[11:44:08] <NW> indeed fuck him
[11:44:13] <Enty2> touch?
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#201 - Rating 10 -

[05:37] <CyberShadow> it's common knowledge that VB is only adequate at writing keyloggers
[05:37] <Mablak> Har
[05:37] <Mablak> VB is perfect in all ways
[05:37] <Mablak> i don't know where you get your information
[05:38] <CyberShadow> you're joking
[05:38] <CyberShadow> amirite?
[05:39] <Mablak> I am, deadly, serious
[05:41] <CyberShadow> VB is as perfect as a rock
[05:41] <CyberShadow> sure, there are many things you could do with a rock, but why if there are tools that can do the same things with much less effort?
[05:41] <Mablak> I agree with your analogy, as rocks are the most perfect formation found in nature
[05:42] <Mablak> Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish some problem sets
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#225 - Rating 10 -

<ropa`> Linux is just like any other game
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows

#39 - Rating 10 -

<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"

#60 - Rating 10 -

[llGQllsaltyk9] u know how much of my life i waste waiting for water to boil or ovens to preheat

#63 - Rating 10 -

[15:14] <DarkOne> "are you a real doctor? I only had to wait 5 minutes"

#96 - Rating 10 -

[11:54:30] <TSR> Kirby
[11:54:40] <Kiros> Pingu
[11:54:46] <Kiros> You still want that *secretdomain*.nl email?
[11:54:51] <TSR> Ugh
[11:54:57] <TSR> Now is not the time to ask
[11:55:05] <TSR> Had a BIG night last night
[11:55:19] <TSR> England won the cricket, the football AND the rugby
[11:55:21] <Kiros> I'm sorry, I won't puzzle you with complex questions.

#101 - Rating 10 -

TSR-4aM Wonders if his balls will stop aching
[DarkOne]Stop squeezing them
[TSR-4aM]Fucking saved another shot with my junk today. Don't like this new trend.
[worMatty]Aching balls? Why are they aching?
[iPxReg]Man
[TSR-4aM]Goalkeeper, 4 shots saved with my junk in the last week.
[iPxReg]If you can't protect your own reproductive system
[worMatty]My lord...
[TSR-4aM]I hadn't been hit twice in my entire life before this week!
[iPxReg]I'm pretty sure that's natural selection having a word
[TSR-4aM]Fucking right it is

#164 - Rating 10 -

[19:40:36] <DarkOne> how long does it take to break out of a prison once you start?
[19:40:51] * Enty (~KTamas@85.223.117.248) has joined #worms
[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.

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