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<+CyberShadow> ULARGE_INTEGER!
<+Translatee> NOULARGE_INTEGER!
* +CyberShadow rofl
<+LeTotalKiller> Lol.
<+Translatee> NOULARGE_INTEGER!
* +CyberShadow rofl
<+LeTotalKiller> Lol.
June 18, 2014
<taner> http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-669/msg201051/?topicseen#new
<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
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<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
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<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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July 31, 2015
14:07:38 Sensei: i'll fuck your sister if you mention my name again
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
14:07:46 UC`MarianRV`ZaR: I don't have any sister,idiot
14:07:50 Sensei: then i'll make you one
November 9, 2015
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak...
Mirak> what
WebSnoop: sow> don't be a noob
Mirak> fuck you
WebSnoop: sow> that scheme is crap
Mirak> fu ck you
WebSnoop: sow> go play full noobage alone
Mirak> your a noob you ass hole
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WebSnoop: sow> mirak
Mirak> can someone host full wormage please
WebSnoop: sow> mirak...
Mirak> what
WebSnoop: sow> don't be a noob
Mirak> fuck you
WebSnoop: sow> that scheme is crap
Mirak> fu ck you
WebSnoop: sow> go play full noobage alone
Mirak> your a noob you ass hole
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November 4, 2010
<sX'Impossible'kF> All say rules...
<Sarlor> rules
<Jimm23> rules
<Chipse> rules
<sX'Impossible'kF> Hm..
<Sarlor> rules
<Jimm23> rules
<Chipse> rules
<sX'Impossible'kF> Hm..
January 29, 2013
<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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August 28, 2015
15:51:47 Sensei: tfl any1?
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you
February 18, 2016
StepS: That was a joke
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face
September 21, 2017
** Giannis ** has left WormNET (Hosting a game: supersheeper no noobs...).
[nS`-upraw-] i got a joke..
[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
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(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009
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Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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December 25, 2009
<NotWorthy> if u were to sum up yourself in one sentence, because u have a barrel of a gun pointed at your forehead
<NotWorthy> what would it be?
<Lex> Shoot.
<Lex> lol, jk
<NotWorthy> what would it be?
<Lex> Shoot.
<Lex> lol, jk
Submitted by: Lex on February 9, 2011
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<aslan007> I NEED HELP
<aslan007> HOW TO OPEN THE CHAT THINGIE?
<aslan007> HUH
<Lex> press pagedown
<Lex> it says so at the beginning of the game
<aslan007> IT DOSNT WORK
<aslan007> !
<Lex> !chat
<Help> To open the chat panel during the game, press Page Down.
<Lex> then fix your keyboard
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<aslan007> I NEED HELP
<aslan007> HOW TO OPEN THE CHAT THINGIE?
<aslan007> HUH
<Lex> press pagedown
<Lex> it says so at the beginning of the game
<aslan007> IT DOSNT WORK
<aslan007> !
<Lex> !chat
<Help> To open the chat panel during the game, press Page Down.
<Lex> then fix your keyboard
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January 12, 2012
<StepS> i transformed rope into bungee with 1 button
<Lex> "Install" in the Worms Reloaded installer?
<Lex> "Install" in the Worms Reloaded installer?
August 31, 2012
<DarkOne> I have a colleague now whose surname is Krdzalic
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on March 9, 2015
<@Piki1802> homo tried to teach me notching
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD
<@Piki1802> Komo*
<@schaf> oO
<@LeTotalKiller> Rofl.
<@Piki1802> I swear to god I pressed autocucu accidently
<@schaf> you komosexuals
<@Piki1802> xD
June 28, 2015
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<Tomi> hi! why does the links to the patch and the update not work here: team17.wormsarmageddon.com? i reinstalled my system and now can't update my game to play :/
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<WTF-8> lol @ URL
<LeTotalKiller> Because it's long?
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<WTF-8> because it's wrong
<Zexorz> to join?
<Tomi> hi! why does the links to the patch and the update not work here: team17.wormsarmageddon.com? i reinstalled my system and now can't update my game to play :/
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<WTF-8> lol @ URL
<LeTotalKiller> Because it's long?
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<WTF-8> because it's wrong
<Zexorz> to join?
September 17, 2015
MarianRV: Damn, sux so much not being able to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010
ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
August 26, 2012
[02:15] * MOD-WXW Welcome in WO WxW tourney, to register send me PM with your nick, clan, country and hostabilty
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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June 28, 2015
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<rodrigo> rules?
<rodrigo> ruuuules
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
<rodrigo> shopper
<WTF-8> !shopper
<Help> Shopper is a rope-based scheme where you must use the weapons collected from weapon crates. Read more about the scheme and its rules here: http://worms2d.info/Shopper
<rodrigo> ruleees?
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
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<rodrigo> rules?
<rodrigo> ruuuules
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
<rodrigo> shopper
<WTF-8> !shopper
<Help> Shopper is a rope-based scheme where you must use the weapons collected from weapon crates. Read more about the scheme and its rules here: http://worms2d.info/Shopper
<rodrigo> ruleees?
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
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[22:00:44] <MoM> nice sync!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
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[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
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[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
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[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:40] <KRD> Done. Dinner.
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[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.
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[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.
[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl