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[10:15] <Bloopy> bioshocks are the new money <NW> 59 euro man, thats like 2,5 bioshocks
[12:43] <Flamiex2> .chat about enty doesn't
[12:43] <Kryten> Flamiex2: enty doesn't do men
[12:43] <Flamiex2> lies!
[12:43] <Enty> truths
[12:43] <Kiros> It's true
[12:43] <Kiros> Men do him.
[12:43] <Kryten> Flamiex2: enty doesn't do men
[12:43] <Flamiex2> lies!
[12:43] <Enty> truths
[12:43] <Kiros> It's true
[12:43] <Kiros> Men do him.
August 24, 2009
<Balee> Curse you, KRD!
<Balee> I almost choke on the mucus in my throat after your statement!
<KRD> I make people oversalivate now?
<Balee> No.
<Balee> I can has cold.
<KRD> Oh. Ouch.
<Balee> Yup.
<Balee> Ouch indeed.
<Balee> Most of my bodyparts hurt. I didn't even know some of them existed.
<Wyv|work> so what's it like being four-armed
<Balee> I almost choke on the mucus in my throat after your statement!
<KRD> I make people oversalivate now?
<Balee> No.
<Balee> I can has cold.
<KRD> Oh. Ouch.
<Balee> Yup.
<Balee> Ouch indeed.
<Balee> Most of my bodyparts hurt. I didn't even know some of them existed.
<Wyv|work> so what's it like being four-armed
September 11, 2009
[19:05:33] <KRD> When's Spain playing their next game?
[19:06:11] <ropa> I think there's a break no?
[19:06:55] <KRD> Today it is, yes.
[19:07:05] <KRD> We play tomorrow evening, I think.
[19:07:42] <ropa> we play in 3 days
[19:08:01] <ropa> against noob lituania
[19:08:16] <KRD> You'll get your asses whooped.
[19:08:43] <KRD> Didn't they beat you just earlier?
[19:09:04] <ropa> no
[19:09:24] <ropa> spain hasn't lost a friendly in years
[19:10:29] <ropa> wait
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[19:06:11] <ropa> I think there's a break no?
[19:06:55] <KRD> Today it is, yes.
[19:07:05] <KRD> We play tomorrow evening, I think.
[19:07:42] <ropa> we play in 3 days
[19:08:01] <ropa> against noob lituania
[19:08:16] <KRD> You'll get your asses whooped.
[19:08:43] <KRD> Didn't they beat you just earlier?
[19:09:04] <ropa> no
[19:09:24] <ropa> spain hasn't lost a friendly in years
[19:10:29] <ropa> wait
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Submitted by: Rioter on August 2, 2010
<Rioter> is there a wormolympics irc bot here again?
<Rioter> or do I have to bother loading the site
<Balee> I wanted to make a script for it.
<Balee> But I couldn't do it.
<Rioter> wasn't there one last year
<Balee> It was Kryten.
<Rioter> who owned Kryten
<KRD> And I remember it not working very well last year.
<KRD> Enty did. Does.
<Rioter> hmm
<Rioter> Rio could do something like that
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<Rioter> or do I have to bother loading the site
<Balee> I wanted to make a script for it.
<Balee> But I couldn't do it.
<Rioter> wasn't there one last year
<Balee> It was Kryten.
<Rioter> who owned Kryten
<KRD> And I remember it not working very well last year.
<KRD> Enty did. Does.
<Rioter> hmm
<Rioter> Rio could do something like that
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December 27, 2010
[17:21:26] [sGodP`nlF] actually : DENnis, not ENnis
[17:21:35] [Waffle] PENis
[17:21:38] [cD`peja] lol
[17:21:35] [Waffle] PENis
[17:21:38] [cD`peja] lol
June 27, 2015
9:31:17 AM lousk: why doesnt the teleport setting work with hostingbuddy always
9:32:03 AM lousk: seems like if i have >4 teams in game, it always makes us place worms in the beginning
9:45:23 AM KRD: Means there's not enough room for all the worms on the map, lousk.
9:45:35 AM KRD: You need a bigger one, or a more complex one.
9:45:44 AM lousk: o,o weird solution
9:45:50 AM lousk: why not just set the worm count lower then
9:45:56 AM WTF-8: stop blaming HostingBuddy x)
9:46:13 AM WTF-8: lousk, just set it yourself
9:46:14 AM lousk: i didnt even know maps have different sizes
9:46:25 AM lousk: tried, didnt work
9:46:28 AM lousk: in hostingbuddy that is
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9:32:03 AM lousk: seems like if i have >4 teams in game, it always makes us place worms in the beginning
9:45:23 AM KRD: Means there's not enough room for all the worms on the map, lousk.
9:45:35 AM KRD: You need a bigger one, or a more complex one.
9:45:44 AM lousk: o,o weird solution
9:45:50 AM lousk: why not just set the worm count lower then
9:45:56 AM WTF-8: stop blaming HostingBuddy x)
9:46:13 AM WTF-8: lousk, just set it yourself
9:46:14 AM lousk: i didnt even know maps have different sizes
9:46:25 AM lousk: tried, didnt work
9:46:28 AM lousk: in hostingbuddy that is
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August 30, 2015
[`Pn`Sinistar] pick something
`Pn`RichUKK picks nose
`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS picks lock
`Pn`RichUKK picks nose
`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS picks lock
Submitted by: Mega`Adnan on March 26, 2016
[00:36:55] zdP> does anyone know how to add ice to the game?
[00:36:57] zdP> how to unlock it
[00:37:07] Muk> put water in the fridge first
[00:37:22] Muk> or rather in the freezer
[00:37:30] Mega`Adnan`> lmfao
[00:37:39] Mega`Adnan`> wqdb!
[00:36:57] zdP> how to unlock it
[00:37:07] Muk> put water in the fridge first
[00:37:22] Muk> or rather in the freezer
[00:37:30] Mega`Adnan`> lmfao
[00:37:39] Mega`Adnan`> wqdb!
April 26, 2016
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<noob> help
<noob> i have a worm in computer
<StepS> tell it to use a suicide bomber
<StepS> but first, isolate your computer case
<noob> i want computer i just need to remove worm infection
<StepS> if your worm is infected, pick up a health crate
<StepS> the infection will then be cured
<StepS> this works during Sudden Death, as well
<noob> what antivirus software can annilate worm
<noob> health crate is that an antivirus?
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<noob> help
<noob> i have a worm in computer
<StepS> tell it to use a suicide bomber
<StepS> but first, isolate your computer case
<noob> i want computer i just need to remove worm infection
<StepS> if your worm is infected, pick up a health crate
<StepS> the infection will then be cured
<StepS> this works during Sudden Death, as well
<noob> what antivirus software can annilate worm
<noob> health crate is that an antivirus?
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May 29, 2016
[NBRgab] time to take the dust out of my bna skills
[NBRgab] so its terrible colors look even worse
[NBRgab] so its terrible colors look even worse
June 14, 2016
thewalrus: hey
goom: hi
goom: wally
thewalrus: fuck off goom
Lex: WHAT!?
goom: :(
Lex: don't say that to goom
Lex: goom is super cool
thewalrus: fuck off lex
goom: lol
Lex: :(
goom: hi
goom: wally
thewalrus: fuck off goom
Lex: WHAT!?
goom: :(
Lex: don't say that to goom
Lex: goom is super cool
thewalrus: fuck off lex
goom: lol
Lex: :(
August 2, 2016
[22:12:44] Mega`Adnan> !yn Am I shit?
[22:12:46] RandomBotReborn> Not in this universe.
[22:12:46] RandomBotReborn> Not in this universe.
August 14, 2016
[15:06:48] Mega`Adnan> cyka suka kak tak )))
[15:06:48] Xrayez> ye
[15:07:13] Xrayez> kak tak tik tak
[15:07:19] Mega`Adnan> rofl
[15:06:48] Xrayez> ye
[15:07:13] Xrayez> kak tak tik tak
[15:07:19] Mega`Adnan> rofl
August 25, 2016
[HusH`rOd] vibrator
[Scribe`LiH] hitachi?
[HusH`rOd] only know hitachi dicking machines
[Scribe`LiH] whatever floats your boat..
[Scribe`LiH] hitachi?
[HusH`rOd] only know hitachi dicking machines
[Scribe`LiH] whatever floats your boat..
February 5, 2017
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ZUBIK> !map
Help> You can download colour maps from the Worms Map Database: http://wmdb.org . Don't forget that you can also extract maps from replays of played games using the Extract map command (right-click on the replay file).
ZUBIK> !map aa
Help> I don't know anything about that, sorry.
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ZUBIK> !map aaa1
Help> I don't know anything about that, sorry.
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ZUBIK> !map
Help> You can download colour maps from the Worms Map Database: http://wmdb.org . Don't forget that you can also extract maps from replays of played games using the Extract map command (right-click on the replay file).
ZUBIK> !map aa
Help> I don't know anything about that, sorry.
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ZUBIK> !map aaa1
Help> I don't know anything about that, sorry.
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June 23, 2018
Mega`Adnan: Damn, my TV satellite is fucked
Mega`Adnan: And I'm not addicted to the quality of live streaming. :(
Mega`Adnan: 2nd day without watching any match
HHC: no bar around where you can watch?
Sensei: adnan in bar, drinking beer, watching game. Nope, don't see it!
Mega`Adnan: And I'm not addicted to the quality of live streaming. :(
Mega`Adnan: 2nd day without watching any match
HHC: no bar around where you can watch?
Sensei: adnan in bar, drinking beer, watching game. Nope, don't see it!
January 17, 2018
Loopuze> I almost WISH I was having issues with my wifi, just so I'd have somethin to blame
May 31, 2015
<Mablak> Hm, housemate hanging out with two hot girls... neither one is his gf
<Mablak> 'You guys just hanging out?'
<Mablak> 'Yep'
<Mablak> 'Okay, cool'
<Mablak> Attempt to join failed >_>
<StepS> Probably members-only. Try /nickserv identify
<StepS> If that doesn't help, try to get someone from the room to /invite you
<Mablak> 'You guys just hanging out?'
<Mablak> 'Yep'
<Mablak> 'Okay, cool'
<Mablak> Attempt to join failed >_>
<StepS> Probably members-only. Try /nickserv identify
<StepS> If that doesn't help, try to get someone from the room to /invite you
June 26, 2015
5:21:44 PM KRD: I hate the game right now. :D
5:22:53 PM KRD: I sexually identify as a subsidiary of Activision Blizzard. Ever since I was a promising startup, I dreamed of copying the concepts of other games and monetizing them in questionable ways. My customers say to me that a once great game studio selling out like this is a massive shame and I'm retarded, but I don't care, I'm profitable.
5:22:56 PM KRD: From now on I want you guys to call me "Blizzard Entertainment, Inc." and respect my right to release F2P titles for mobile devices, charge $9.99 for alternative hero portraits and not give a damn about balance in my multiplayer titles. If you can't accept me, you're a nerd and need to check your capitalism privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
5:23:40 PM worMatty: I see
5:25:32 PM KRD: Hm, my screen just flickered in a weird way.
5:25:35 PM KRD: I think they're onto me.
5:25:44 PM worMatty: Brace yourself.
5:25:50 PM worMatty: Blizzard are coming.
5:26:40 PM worMatty: Speaking of which, WoW patch 6.2 is out!
5:22:53 PM KRD: I sexually identify as a subsidiary of Activision Blizzard. Ever since I was a promising startup, I dreamed of copying the concepts of other games and monetizing them in questionable ways. My customers say to me that a once great game studio selling out like this is a massive shame and I'm retarded, but I don't care, I'm profitable.
5:22:56 PM KRD: From now on I want you guys to call me "Blizzard Entertainment, Inc." and respect my right to release F2P titles for mobile devices, charge $9.99 for alternative hero portraits and not give a damn about balance in my multiplayer titles. If you can't accept me, you're a nerd and need to check your capitalism privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
5:23:40 PM worMatty: I see
5:25:32 PM KRD: Hm, my screen just flickered in a weird way.
5:25:35 PM KRD: I think they're onto me.
5:25:44 PM worMatty: Brace yourself.
5:25:50 PM worMatty: Blizzard are coming.
5:26:40 PM worMatty: Speaking of which, WoW patch 6.2 is out!
April 26, 2016
[15:22:56] <schafii> !joke ');
[15:22:56] <@UCVerse> '); can over-write a locked variable. [551]
[15:24:59] <@StepS> the joke command is surprisingly accurate
[15:25:07] <@StepS> does it have intelligence?
[15:26:50] <@Zexorz> idk xD
[15:22:56] <@UCVerse> '); can over-write a locked variable. [551]
[15:24:59] <@StepS> the joke command is surprisingly accurate
[15:25:07] <@StepS> does it have intelligence?
[15:26:50] <@Zexorz> idk xD
February 18, 2017
<MIGHTY`taner`> !HOST SHOPPER
<MIGHTY`taner`> ONLY PROS
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<MIGHTY`taner`> ONLY PROS
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April 3, 2017
[NBRthewalrus] see spleen
[NBRthewalrus] no one will remember who won the game
[NBRthewalrus] but those power swooshes
[NBRthewalrus] will remain in senseis heart
[NBRthewalrus] until the day he dies
[Sensei`hcp] word
[NBRthewalrus] one day he will have children of his own
[spleen17`ZaR] sure, if that helps you
[NBRthewalrus] and he will sit them on his knee
[NBRthewalrus] and regale them with stories of the walrus
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January 22, 2018
goom: full circle
goom: press T to think should be doable while downing lol
kazmcdemon: Downing?
goom: downing water, while you're drowning or thirsty
kazmcdemon: Drowning T would be funny yeah
kazmcdemon: Duuuude what if you could transfer the thought bubble to nades
kazmcdemon: Or whatever maaaan
goom: it would blow bubbles
kazmcdemon: Thinking zook bullets through the skyyyyy
kazmcdemon: It's thinking "what will I blow up on"
kazmcdemon: Who knooooows
goom: press T to think should be doable while downing lol
kazmcdemon: Downing?
goom: downing water, while you're drowning or thirsty
kazmcdemon: Drowning T would be funny yeah
kazmcdemon: Duuuude what if you could transfer the thought bubble to nades
kazmcdemon: Or whatever maaaan
goom: it would blow bubbles
kazmcdemon: Thinking zook bullets through the skyyyyy
kazmcdemon: It's thinking "what will I blow up on"
kazmcdemon: Who knooooows
January 22, 2018
*** Re: Your special weap, and your unlucky weap
Peja: i got a special relationship to the donkey, and armageddon, but i guess there isnt much skill i need to handle:)
gand: omg @ special relationship with the donkey :P
Peja: i got a special relationship to the donkey, and armageddon, but i guess there isnt much skill i need to handle:)
gand: omg @ special relationship with the donkey :P
June 25, 2017
16:18:07 SpyVsSpyFan: !face tsr
16:18:08 OutofOrder: I think tsr 's face is worth considering. [6070]
16:18:08 OutofOrder: I think tsr 's face is worth considering. [6070]
[23:34] <Entybot> AlMightyBob plays Blue +2
[23:34] <Entybot> next player must respond correctly or pick 4 cards
[23:34] <Entybot> it's Rioter's turn
[23:34] <@KRD> Nice one.
[23:34] <@Rioter> pl br
[23:34] <Wyv> i get blue every time i'm beeped
[23:34] <Entybot> Rioter plays Blue Reverse
[23:34] <Entybot> next player must respond correctly or pick 4 cards
[23:34] <Entybot> Playing order was reversed!
[23:34] <Entybot> it's AlMightyBob's turn
[23:34] <Wyv> so no thanks
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[23:34] <Entybot> next player must respond correctly or pick 4 cards
[23:34] <Entybot> it's Rioter's turn
[23:34] <@KRD> Nice one.
[23:34] <@Rioter> pl br
[23:34] <Wyv> i get blue every time i'm beeped
[23:34] <Entybot> Rioter plays Blue Reverse
[23:34] <Entybot> next player must respond correctly or pick 4 cards
[23:34] <Entybot> Playing order was reversed!
[23:34] <Entybot> it's AlMightyBob's turn
[23:34] <Wyv> so no thanks
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