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[17:19:24] [STAxDoubletime] How much do you want to ban f4st from xtc ?
[17:19:38] [sGodiTo] how much do you want to try speaking english?
[17:19:38] [sGodiTo] how much do you want to try speaking english?
Marc - US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico says: (11:33:42)
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
Submitted by: GodiTo
[16:49:36] [to0`f4st] u kant laugh at da legend
[16:49:44] [Doubletime] Legend ? were ?
[16:49:47] [to0`f4st] nt english
[16:49:44] [Doubletime] Legend ? were ?
[16:49:47] [to0`f4st] nt english
Submitted by: Rioter
[Koen] D: I hear my hard drive clicking
[Konar6] that's a good sign
[Konar6] you'll be having a new one soon :D
[Konar6] that's a good sign
[Konar6] you'll be having a new one soon :D
Submitted by: Konar6
[00:43:19.70] ??? bits of worm (orbik`NaC) fires Aqua Sheep
[00:43:23.00] [orbik`NaC] aspitjaopwitrbwt
[00:43:23.50] [orbik`NaC] ai35?opjapw4t?
[00:43:27.10] [amisnaru] lol wut
[00:43:39.14] [amisnaru] what's your excuse
[00:43:53.16] [orbik`NaC] my cat suddenly jumped on my desk
[00:44:03.84] [amisnaru] didnt know you had one
[00:44:07.28] [orbik`NaC] me neither
[00:43:23.00] [orbik`NaC] aspitjaopwitrbwt
[00:43:23.50] [orbik`NaC] ai35?opjapw4t?
[00:43:27.10] [amisnaru] lol wut
[00:43:39.14] [amisnaru] what's your excuse
[00:43:53.16] [orbik`NaC] my cat suddenly jumped on my desk
[00:44:03.84] [amisnaru] didnt know you had one
[00:44:07.28] [orbik`NaC] me neither
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<mib_4m3smb> jo guys, what was the link for maps?
<ropa|web> www.google.com/maps
<mib_4m3smb> ok got it
<mib_4m3smb> nerd
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<ropa|web> :(
<Koen> haha
<mib_4m3smb> jo guys, what was the link for maps?
<ropa|web> www.google.com/maps
<mib_4m3smb> ok got it
<mib_4m3smb> nerd
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<ropa|web> :(
<Koen> haha
Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2009
* Rioter changes topic to 'Latest version: 3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.wyvsucks.org | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WO: http://wormolympics.com | Current fad: lack of sanity'
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<Konar6> lol
<Koen> lol
<ropa> hahaha
<Rioter> approved
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<violetblood> OOPS
<Rioter> no loss
<violetblood> fuck off
<Rioter> no u
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<Konar6> lol
<Koen> lol
<ropa> hahaha
<Rioter> approved
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<violetblood> OOPS
<Rioter> no loss
<violetblood> fuck off
<Rioter> no u
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 25, 2009
[PkPuReE] so when thay ask for rule i dont type "RULES" i say the real rules????
August 24, 2009
[08:37:51] <LexSfX> hi V
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
<Kiv> cba afr ktl Hello, how are you ?
<@KRD> Can't be arsed assisting fallen rocketeers, knowing their lethargy.
<@KRD> Can't be arsed assisting fallen rocketeers, knowing their lethargy.
September 3, 2009
[18:02:56] <KRD> I used it.
[18:03:04] <Enty> so did us
[18:03:06] <Enty> ohwell
[18:03:39] * Enty is now known as EntyAway
[18:04:07] <ropa|web> has it reached the point where Enty refers to himself as several people?
[18:03:04] <Enty> so did us
[18:03:06] <Enty> ohwell
[18:03:39] * Enty is now known as EntyAway
[18:04:07] <ropa|web> has it reached the point where Enty refers to himself as several people?
Submitted by: Bloopy on December 20, 2009
<Zogger> left my phone on pillow and the email woke me up..
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)
January 18, 2010
<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(
March 11, 2010
<ropa|web> Browsing archive.org for old wormy goodies is a torture. It's like having a bunch small porn thumbails and when you click on them to see boobs it shows a huge penis
Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
Submitted by: GodiTo on April 22, 2010
Msciciel september 13, 2008
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
June 2, 2010
<Wyv|work> why is it that punching flies in midflight doesn't knock them out :(
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
June 3, 2010
<XSmirkXSyaoX> japanese guys can fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
Submitted by: Csongi on September 19, 2010
[23:55:39] [xxx] haw to do new game
[23:55:43] [xxx] ??
[23:56:06] [s-Csongi] xxx : PRESS ALT + F4 for new game
[23:56:06] Part: xxx
[23:55:43] [xxx] ??
[23:56:06] [s-Csongi] xxx : PRESS ALT + F4 for new game
[23:56:06] Part: xxx
September 27, 2010
<CyberShadow> http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showpost.php?p=17104635&postcount=6
<CyberShadow> what's an airstrike strike?
<CyberShadow> is it like a plane that releases planes that release bombs?
<Wyv|work> yo dawg
<CyberShadow> LOL
<CyberShadow> what's an airstrike strike?
<CyberShadow> is it like a plane that releases planes that release bombs?
<Wyv|work> yo dawg
<CyberShadow> LOL
October 11, 2010
<OutofOrder> is WormNET still broken?
<CyberShadow> the brokenness isn't discrete
<CyberShadow> right now it's less broken than yesterday but more broken than this morning
<Wyv|work> it sure as hell isn't discreet
<CyberShadow> the brokenness isn't discrete
<CyberShadow> right now it's less broken than yesterday but more broken than this morning
<Wyv|work> it sure as hell isn't discreet
Submitted by: Bloopy on October 14, 2010
<Pio> this is what win 7 event log looks like http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h263/Decider322/Photo-0057.jpg
November 20, 2010
[00:23:35] <Balee> But!
[00:23:38] <KRD> No buts!
[00:24:02] <Balee> :|
[00:24:03] <Balee> Fine!
[00:24:12] <KRD> Off you go now. :D
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[00:24:30] <KRD> Not you!
[00:24:33] <Balee> Lol.
[00:24:37] <KRD> D'oh.
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[00:23:38] <KRD> No buts!
[00:24:02] <Balee> :|
[00:24:03] <Balee> Fine!
[00:24:12] <KRD> Off you go now. :D
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[00:24:30] <KRD> Not you!
[00:24:33] <Balee> Lol.
[00:24:37] <KRD> D'oh.
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Submitted by: Lex on December 20, 2010
22:46:59 * ChanServ changes topic to '05 A place to get help, or help others'
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22:47:04 <Lex> hello.
22:47:10 <Lex> with what do you want help?
22:47:29 <enajenado> really i wanna someone help me
22:47:35 <Lex> what with?
22:48:08 <enajenado> i want play with someone but i cant get in at matchs
22:48:12 <enajenado> what i do
22:48:13 <enajenado> ??
22:48:39 <Lex> what? you can't 'get in at matchs'?
22:48:47 <enajenado> yes
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22:47:04 <Lex> hello.
22:47:10 <Lex> with what do you want help?
22:47:29 <enajenado> really i wanna someone help me
22:47:35 <Lex> what with?
22:48:08 <enajenado> i want play with someone but i cant get in at matchs
22:48:12 <enajenado> what i do
22:48:13 <enajenado> ??
22:48:39 <Lex> what? you can't 'get in at matchs'?
22:48:47 <enajenado> yes
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December 31, 2010
<Wyv> and yeah, a bit, but she's not particularly interested :)
<Wyv> though she said she appreciated the curiosity!
<GreeN> yea shes classy
<GreeN> xD
<Balee> What are you talking about, dating or games? D:
<GreeN> dating IN games
<Balee> That's...
<GreeN> the best kind
<Balee> ...interesting.
<madog> lol worst
* Balee slowly backs off.
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<Wyv> though she said she appreciated the curiosity!
<GreeN> yea shes classy
<GreeN> xD
<Balee> What are you talking about, dating or games? D:
<GreeN> dating IN games
<Balee> That's...
<GreeN> the best kind
<Balee> ...interesting.
<madog> lol worst
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January 24, 2011
[LEx] Thankye.
[Mablak] Extra ye points
(During one of the early style contests.)
[Mablak] Extra ye points
(During one of the early style contests.)
Submitted by: Bloopy on March 22, 2011
<LexSfX> i thought wqdb was for posting funny quotes
<LexSfX> some people don't seem to know that though
<LexSfX> and decide to post random sections of conversations
<LexSfX> some people don't seem to know that though
<LexSfX> and decide to post random sections of conversations
March 4, 2012
Dario checks the mablak trap, sees no mablaks have fallen, changes mablak trap place and adds a small trophy as a bait
<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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