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#55 - Rating 6 -
[16:20] <KRD> Who said you could talk this much while I was gone.
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> ME!
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> And frankly dude, I'm bigger than you
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> So don't mess
[16:21] <KRD> ROFL.
[16:21] <KRD> [16:10] <TSR-4aM> KRD! SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION!
[16:21] <TSR-4aM> <7
[16:21] <TSR-4aM> Lol
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> ME!
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> And frankly dude, I'm bigger than you
[16:20] <TSR-4aM> So don't mess
[16:21] <KRD> ROFL.
[16:21] <KRD> [16:10] <TSR-4aM> KRD! SAVE ME FROM THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION!
[16:21] <TSR-4aM> <7
[16:21] <TSR-4aM> Lol
Submitted by: Rioter
#282 - Rating 22 -
[Auto`] i got a BSOD earlier, KRD
[Auto`] when doing some HD tests
[CyberShadow] what was the error?
[Auto`] a STOP 0x000000F4
[Auto`] apparently on hardware origin
[KRD] It's trying to tell you not to use Firepunch. D:
[Auto`] when doing some HD tests
[CyberShadow] what was the error?
[Auto`] a STOP 0x000000F4
[Auto`] apparently on hardware origin
[KRD] It's trying to tell you not to use Firepunch. D:
June 26, 2017
#1082 - Rating 4 -
[27.06.2017 00:47:44] Sniper> need 20 mins
[27.06.2017 00:47:50] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> uff :D
[27.06.2017 00:47:54] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> lez see what im doing then ;)
[27.06.2017 00:51:30] Sniper> smoking weed and playing worms off course
[27.06.2017 00:51:41] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> true
[27.06.2017 00:47:50] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> uff :D
[27.06.2017 00:47:54] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> lez see what im doing then ;)
[27.06.2017 00:51:30] Sniper> smoking weed and playing worms off course
[27.06.2017 00:51:41] UC`Hurz`dS`Kf> true
#163 - Rating 5 -
[00:11] <DarkOne> how about a !!uno drop before going absent, Rioter?
[00:11] * worMatty is now known as Rioter
[00:12] <Rioter> !!uno drop
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter gives up this game of UNO!
[00:12] * Rioter is now known as worMatty
[00:12] <worMatty> Tada
[00:12] <DarkOne> ca
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter|Nothere: 2, DarkOne: 3, MoM: 7
[00:11] * worMatty is now known as Rioter
[00:12] <Rioter> !!uno drop
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter gives up this game of UNO!
[00:12] * Rioter is now known as worMatty
[00:12] <worMatty> Tada
[00:12] <DarkOne> ca
[00:12] <Bebot> Rioter|Nothere: 2, DarkOne: 3, MoM: 7
July 6, 2011
#674 - Rating 12 -
<StepS> where is anus
<StepS> *angus
<BlueMaxima> lol!
<BlueMaxima> A little gay today are you, StepS
<StepS> >:?
<StepS> was just a mistake, cum on
<StepS> *come
<BlueMaxima> roflcopter!
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<BlueMaxima> Wahaha, Im such a troll <3
<StepS> *angus
<BlueMaxima> lol!
<BlueMaxima> A little gay today are you, StepS
<StepS> >:?
<StepS> was just a mistake, cum on
<StepS> *come
<BlueMaxima> roflcopter!
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<BlueMaxima> Wahaha, Im such a troll <3
Submitted by: Konar6
#324 - Rating 11 -
<severin> sometimes i wish i could compile people over the internet, using the "make sense" command
May 16, 2010
#519 - Rating 4 -
[21:44] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> No idea why he stopped playing
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
Submitted by: Rioter
#341 - Rating 5 -
[Koen] D: I hear my hard drive clicking
[Konar6] that's a good sign
[Konar6] you'll be having a new one soon :D
[Konar6] that's a good sign
[Konar6] you'll be having a new one soon :D
July 4, 2013
#745 - Rating 37 -
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
October 16, 2014
#821 - Rating 23 -
< Pizzasheet > to be old school you must first come back after not playing for 10 years , then say wtf about roper being 15sec. Then rattle of a list of names you remember but that knowone else does
, say you were once pro, then rope like shit for half a game, blame your keyboard, call everyone noobs, say worms has changed and then vanish !
just from what ive learnt.
, say you were once pro, then rope like shit for half a game, blame your keyboard, call everyone noobs, say worms has changed and then vanish !
just from what ive learnt.
February 15, 2015
#850 - Rating 5 -
3:21:54 PM RandomBot: Can't get the pork out of bottle? Minimize the pork.
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
#216 - Rating 5 -
<CyberShadow> Lex: you suck
<CyberShadow> please stand by for explanation
<Lex> lol
<Lex> ok
<CyberShadow> please stand by for explanation
<Lex> lol
<Lex> ok
May 15, 2011
#664 - Rating 7 -
<zeteg> Are you actually getting married or am I being trolled?
<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
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<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
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#14 - Rating 6 -
<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
July 31, 2009
#416 - Rating 3 -
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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January 11, 2013
#720 - Rating 42 -
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<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
August 8, 2013
#761 - Rating 5 -
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
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MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
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June 1, 2010
#532 - Rating 11 -
<Mablak> Hm I played a WA mission for the first time in years
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
#133 - Rating 17 -
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August 2, 2016
#1052 - Rating 2 -
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MOD`spyvsspyfan> Gotta test this ability real quick
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups yet
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs and for everyone else!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups
DarkShadow> TestEntity, TestClan, The Est country, can test
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Gotta test this ability real quick
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups yet
MOD`spyvsspyfan> Welcome to the Worm Olympics beginner tourney! Just send me your name, nationality, hosting ability, and clan, and you're in! Great for noobs and for everyone else!
MOD`spyvsspyfan> test done
MOD`spyvsspyfan> no signups
DarkShadow> TestEntity, TestClan, The Est country, can test
#223 - Rating 6 -
<Wyv|work> virii, what's that? plural pluralis?
<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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August 8, 2013
#761 - Rating 5 -
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
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MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
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June 3, 2010
#534 - Rating 5 -
<XSmirkXSyaoX> japanese guys can fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
May 30, 2015
#878 - Rating 15 -
<@Piki1802> Schafi pro ropwr
<@UCVerse> Piki has invented a new word: ropwr
<@UCVerse> It's a guy who ropwns.
<@UCVerse> Piki has invented a new word: ropwr
<@UCVerse> It's a guy who ropwns.
#136 - Rating 3 -
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:54] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:06] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:54] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:06] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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April 24, 2010
#505 - Rating 22 -
[K3Kk`TdC] seni i dnt se ur host
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
June 3, 2016
#1042 - Rating 4 -
[BConlyllsusuii] ok ima bring back the old term "prac" screw "warmer
[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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[FloodxACx] good
[FloodxACx] cause i say taht sometiems
[FloodxACx] and people dont know what im talking about
[FlowingWater] I host Rope prac
[BConlyllsusuii] and i'm gonna bring back rh
[BConlyllsusuii] lol ya
[FloodxACx] and i cant spell apparently
[BConlyllsusuii] they are like "prac" wtf?
[FlowingWater] Gotta say
[FlowingWater] Rope Prac
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Submitted by: Lex on December 3, 2010
#592 - Rating 3 -
16:30:24 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Are you going to indulge your fantasies and attempt to watch some cricket tonight?
16:30:40 <GreeN> wtf
16:30:43 <GreeN> you watch cricket?
16:30:48 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Yes
16:30:55 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Pick your words carefully from here on out
16:31:08 <GreeN> oh ill pick them carefullly alright
16:31:30 <Lex> cricket sucks
16:31:38 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> LEX SUCKS
16:31:41 <Lex> o hi
16:31:44 <Lex> didn't see you there
16:31:57 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> And you can't say that as you're Diet British
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16:30:40 <GreeN> wtf
16:30:43 <GreeN> you watch cricket?
16:30:48 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Yes
16:30:55 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Pick your words carefully from here on out
16:31:08 <GreeN> oh ill pick them carefullly alright
16:31:30 <Lex> cricket sucks
16:31:38 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> LEX SUCKS
16:31:41 <Lex> o hi
16:31:44 <Lex> didn't see you there
16:31:57 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> And you can't say that as you're Diet British
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Submitted by: DarkOne on December 26, 2016
#1066 - Rating 5 -
<schafii> !face DarkOne
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti