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<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
January 24, 2011
[LEx] Thankye.
[Mablak] Extra ye points
(During one of the early style contests.)
[Mablak] Extra ye points
(During one of the early style contests.)
<FullWormage> ?????WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> i will destroy webbsites than. I am starting to learn how to hack webbsites..
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
October 22, 2015
*** Nich has joined #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
*** Nich has left #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
*** Nich has left #Help
<Dario> Today I confirmed that, just like any other woman in this world, FFie will only talk to me when its about telling me off.
<FFie> that's a lie, Dario
<Dario> see?
<KRD> Heh.
<FFie> asking about medals wasn't about telling you off :P
<Wyv> nicely qed'd
<Dario> kiros like trap
<KRD> If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman hears him.
<KRD> Is he still wrong?
<FFie> that's a lie, Dario
<Dario> see?
<KRD> Heh.
<FFie> asking about medals wasn't about telling you off :P
<Wyv> nicely qed'd
<Dario> kiros like trap
<KRD> If a man speaks his mind in a forest and no woman hears him.
<KRD> Is he still wrong?
May 20, 2009
<CyberShadow> lmao
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
<CyberShadow> I can't even have a flame war on a russian forum
<CyberShadow> ppl tell me to stop wasting time and write an update :P
June 3, 2010
<XSmirkXSyaoX> japanese guys can fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
November 2, 2009
[23:23:46] <FFie> egyéni beállÃtások?
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
[23:23:51] <FFie> sounds short enough
[23:23:58] <FFie> if not, cut off the -ok
[23:24:04] <Localizee> Okay.
[23:25:56] <OutofOrder> ay.
Submitted by: Bloopy on March 22, 2011
<LexSfX> i thought wqdb was for posting funny quotes
<LexSfX> some people don't seem to know that though
<LexSfX> and decide to post random sections of conversations
<LexSfX> some people don't seem to know that though
<LexSfX> and decide to post random sections of conversations
November 21, 2014
[23:13:26] Zexorz2 is now known as me
[23:13:35] <me> .!face me now :D
[23:13:40] <Y> !face me
[23:13:40] <@OutofOrder> Y, your face is Hysteria xD. [2327]
[23:13:45] <Y> :(
[23:13:46] <me> buahahahahah :D
[23:13:35] <me> .!face me now :D
[23:13:40] <Y> !face me
[23:13:40] <@OutofOrder> Y, your face is Hysteria xD. [2327]
[23:13:45] <Y> :(
[23:13:46] <me> buahahahahah :D
Submitted by: GodiTo
[15:30:57] [Doubletime] his brain wasnt even good enough toi come up with a good respond lol
[15:31:28] [sGodiTo] ur brain isnt even good enough to come up with a perfect sentence
[15:31:28] [sGodiTo] ur brain isnt even good enough to come up with a perfect sentence
November 26, 2015
WTF-8 (Reply #8 on: Yesterday at 20:21:30):
Great Snooper just crashed after my phrase: "Some of these bugs are ridiculous"
FATALITY
Great Snooper just crashed after my phrase: "Some of these bugs are ridiculous"
FATALITY
April 1, 2010
<+DarkOne> stop assuming I know anything about computers!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
June 11, 2009
<Balee> <Wyv> or she'll be the first to swing around lightning poi <--- LOLOLOL!
<Wyv> was that lame joke this good or am i detecting sarcasm?
<Balee> i liked it, Wyv! :D
<FFie> it was good for a lame joke
<Wyv> why thanks!
* Wyv bows
<Auto> yeah, it was lame for a good joke
<Wyv> why bows!
* Wyv thanks
<Wyv> was that lame joke this good or am i detecting sarcasm?
<Balee> i liked it, Wyv! :D
<FFie> it was good for a lame joke
<Wyv> why thanks!
* Wyv bows
<Auto> yeah, it was lame for a good joke
<Wyv> why bows!
* Wyv thanks
June 5, 2014
AndroUser = Piki1802
<AndroUser> You know what Zexorz, you'll get free aerial pts if you don't ban/kick me for a week.
<@Zexorz> !tb AndroUser 15s corruption
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82-170-180-42.ip.telfort.nl
* AndroUser was kicked by ChanServ ((Zexorz) corruption)
<AndroUser> You know what Zexorz, you'll get free aerial pts if you don't ban/kick me for a week.
<@Zexorz> !tb AndroUser 15s corruption
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82-170-180-42.ip.telfort.nl
* AndroUser was kicked by ChanServ ((Zexorz) corruption)
May 19, 2015
<schafii> !face Bloopy
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
June 2, 2010
<Wyv|work> why is it that punching flies in midflight doesn't knock them out :(
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
Submitted by: Bloopy on December 20, 2009
<Zogger> left my phone on pillow and the email woke me up..
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)
February 15, 2015
3:21:54 PM RandomBot: Can't get the pork out of bottle? Minimize the pork.
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom
[23:56] <Splongul> That reminds me
[23:56] <Splongul> Time to set myself a few notes
[23:57] <Splongul> I should take my clarinet in for repair tomorrow
[23:57] <TSR> I need new bass strings.
[23:57] <Splongul> You need a new clarinet if it needs strings
[23:56] <Splongul> Time to set myself a few notes
[23:57] <Splongul> I should take my clarinet in for repair tomorrow
[23:57] <TSR> I need new bass strings.
[23:57] <Splongul> You need a new clarinet if it needs strings
February 8, 2016
** bryan000 ** joined the channel.
bryan000> How do you do a backflip on keyboard
bryan000> How do you do a backflip on keyboard
March 17, 2016
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
July 24, 2015
<MOD-dtxCheslea> Taner+Asbest vs eXzo+Gadzet Deadbeat+Zwitter vs Kinslayer+dibz
<WTF-8> taner + asbest
<WTF-8> such a nice team
<Godbear> why? both assholes? sure yeah
<WTF-8> taner + asbest
<WTF-8> such a nice team
<Godbear> why? both assholes? sure yeah
[19:07] <Muzer> Anyone know a place that does private SVN/git repos?
[19:14] <Byte> for what?
[19:40] <Muzer> For a secret project :p
[19:46] <Wyv> i know the secret!
[19:47] <Muzer> lol
[19:49] <Wyv> expected course of dialogue: "i know the secret" - "what is it? :p" - "i won't tell, it's a secret" - "lol"
[19:49] <Wyv> congrats, you cut right to the chase
[19:14] <Byte> for what?
[19:40] <Muzer> For a secret project :p
[19:46] <Wyv> i know the secret!
[19:47] <Muzer> lol
[19:49] <Wyv> expected course of dialogue: "i know the secret" - "what is it? :p" - "i won't tell, it's a secret" - "lol"
[19:49] <Wyv> congrats, you cut right to the chase
November 9, 2015
<+[MOD]flo-gs> i walk up and down stairs all the time in here.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> have to go upstairs to go to bathroom.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> and then back down again.
<+Alistic-gs> sounds like ur ready for the boston marathon
<+[MOD]flo-gs> have to go upstairs to go to bathroom.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> and then back down again.
<+Alistic-gs> sounds like ur ready for the boston marathon
September 16, 2009
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
<Deadcode> What could I know about it anyway, I never actually learned Java
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves
May 18, 2009
<ropa|web> your BR are easy
<Wyv[SfX]|work> so's your gf
<ropa|web> you just press enter and you win
<ropa|web> my gf you just enter her to win
<Wyv[SfX]|work> lolz
<Wyv[SfX]|work> so's your gf
<ropa|web> you just press enter and you win
<ropa|web> my gf you just enter her to win
<Wyv[SfX]|work> lolz
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 2, 2014
<@Piki1802> Cakes no sense
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
<@Piki1802> Just like thay sentence
<@Piki1802> That*
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2013
<@KRD> The crossover is the funny part!
<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
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<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
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