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<LeTotalKiller> Hi, TalkingFromBedCode.
* OutorOrder is now known as OutrsiveOrder
<schaf> Badcode
<Muzer> !face face
-OutrsiveOrder- Give my face a break! (-197s)
<IntrusiveOne> Barcode
<Muzer> lol
<IntrusiveOne> Come guys, change it one letter at a time!
<LeTotalKiller> Barnode.
<IntrusiveOne> Bearnode.
<Muzer> IntrusiveOne: are you allowed to add letters
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* OutorOrder is now known as OutrsiveOrder
<schaf> Badcode
<Muzer> !face face
-OutrsiveOrder- Give my face a break! (-197s)
<IntrusiveOne> Barcode
<Muzer> lol
<IntrusiveOne> Come guys, change it one letter at a time!
<LeTotalKiller> Barnode.
<IntrusiveOne> Bearnode.
<Muzer> IntrusiveOne: are you allowed to add letters
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Submitted by: Worm_gamer on May 17, 2014
[ea`almog`ckc] take a free wind
[ea`almog`ckc] win
[ea`almog`ckc] win
September 21, 2010
[00:23:54] [sGodP`nlF] it's the same... masturbating is the safest thing in sex...except if you do it in the car while driving
<FullWormage> ?????WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> i will destroy webbsites than. I am starting to learn how to hack webbsites..
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> !ag Hack dictionary.com so it matches your spelling
Jan 22 20:20:55 <+Muzer> aw crap
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
Jan 22 20:21:02 <+Muzer> sorry
Jan 22 20:21:07 <+Muzer> that was weird
Jan 22 20:21:22 <+Muzer> I was pissing about with compix, putting water on my screen, when it completely froze :/
Jan 22 20:21:28 <+Muzer> then, about 30 seconds later, it unfroze :p
Jan 22 20:22:22 <+CyberShadow> pissing... putting water... on your screen...
March 4, 2012
Dario checks the mablak trap, sees no mablaks have fallen, changes mablak trap place and adds a small trophy as a bait
<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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July 18, 2015
1:20:02 PM Mega`Adnan: nah, not today :c
1:20:07 PM MarianRV: btw,who's X-Force?
1:20:09 PM spleenMOD: adnan you had 2 worms left me 1
1:20:10 PM Mega`Adnan: played 3 tours today
1:20:13 PM spleenMOD: and you were ahead
1:20:14 PM Godmax: x-force is a man
1:20:21 PM `X-Force`: or two
1:20:22 PM Mega`Adnan: cman lets do it
1:20:27 PM spleenMOD: alright fine
1:20:27 PM Mega`Adnan: :D
1:20:07 PM MarianRV: btw,who's X-Force?
1:20:09 PM spleenMOD: adnan you had 2 worms left me 1
1:20:10 PM Mega`Adnan: played 3 tours today
1:20:13 PM spleenMOD: and you were ahead
1:20:14 PM Godmax: x-force is a man
1:20:21 PM `X-Force`: or two
1:20:22 PM Mega`Adnan: cman lets do it
1:20:27 PM spleenMOD: alright fine
1:20:27 PM Mega`Adnan: :D
June 11, 2009
<Balee> <Wyv> or she'll be the first to swing around lightning poi <--- LOLOLOL!
<Wyv> was that lame joke this good or am i detecting sarcasm?
<Balee> i liked it, Wyv! :D
<FFie> it was good for a lame joke
<Wyv> why thanks!
* Wyv bows
<Auto> yeah, it was lame for a good joke
<Wyv> why bows!
* Wyv thanks
<Wyv> was that lame joke this good or am i detecting sarcasm?
<Balee> i liked it, Wyv! :D
<FFie> it was good for a lame joke
<Wyv> why thanks!
* Wyv bows
<Auto> yeah, it was lame for a good joke
<Wyv> why bows!
* Wyv thanks
<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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September 14, 2010
NNNxKilobyte: remember, even a dead clock is accurate twice a day!
NNNxBytor: maybe, but you are a digital clock....
NNNxBytor: maybe, but you are a digital clock....
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<XYZ> shoppa pls!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
<hB-Chaos> DONT FLOOD!!!
Quit: hB-Chaos (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding))
August 25, 2009
<Bloopy> I would fail any vision challenge right now
<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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Submitted by: Muzer on June 13, 2014
<Zexorz> OMG I NOTICED SOMETHING :O
<Zexorz> today is 13rd friday :O
<CashD> call CryptoPP::PositiveDivide(CryptoPP::Integer &,CryptoPP::Integer &,CryptoPP::Integer const &,CryptoPP::Integer const &)
<Zexorz> in english xD ?
October 14, 2012
<lacoste> No offence Nail, but you sound like Komo (no offence Komo). :K
November 15, 2009
Quote from TdC forum : Spaazi wrote : The reason for my comeback after 4 years of break is that... I was too drunk one night and I bought the game on ebay!I didn't remember it untill the package arrived 4 days ago! Sometimes beer suprises you.
Submitted by: Lex on December 14, 2010
<BlueMaxima> I can't get past World 2
<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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March 31, 2018
BobBuilder> !host noob shopper
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
>> HostingBuddy hosted a game (Mole Shopper for BobBuilder).
BobBuilder> wtf
BobBuilder> !close
wormer> HB being truly honest
January 5, 2013
<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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NWbusish: i prove only that awesomnes exists
Pingu-WAATIH: If you are awesomeness
Auto`: by being an exception to it?
Pingu-WAATIH: I sincerely hope I suck
Pingu-WAATIH: If you are awesomeness
Auto`: by being an exception to it?
Pingu-WAATIH: I sincerely hope I suck
Submitted by: Rioter on June 6, 2010
<Rioter> no wait
<Rioter> ignore me
<Balee> * Added *!*Rioter@92.0.20.34 to ignore list
<Rioter> ...
<Balee> :D
<Rioter> ignore me
<Balee> * Added *!*Rioter@92.0.20.34 to ignore list
<Rioter> ...
<Balee> :D
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:54] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:06] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:51] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:52] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:56:54] <- [SPAMM] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:04] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:06] <- [SPAMMDed] I AM THE SPAMMER I AM THE SPAMMER YOU IDIOT YOU IDIOT
[12:57:08] <- [xVIWxPierrE] ya ai se lo envie deveria avisar cuando funciona xd
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Submitted by: Ramone on November 27, 2010
<OutofOrder> hey Ram, we're playing a sheep BnG
<Ramone> U should play ram bng xD
<Ramone> U should play ram bng xD
November 1, 2015
* Quasergamer has joined #Help
<Quasergamer> oi
<Quasergamer> ? hihh
<Quasergamer> what?
<Quasergamer> wtf???
<Quasergamer> let me ask
<Quasergamer> what u sayng to me???
<Quasergamer> help??
<Quasergamer> i dont need help
<Quasergamer> pls i gonna exit, so, bye
* Quasergamer has left #Help
<Quasergamer> oi
<Quasergamer> ? hihh
<Quasergamer> what?
<Quasergamer> wtf???
<Quasergamer> let me ask
<Quasergamer> what u sayng to me???
<Quasergamer> help??
<Quasergamer> i dont need help
<Quasergamer> pls i gonna exit, so, bye
* Quasergamer has left #Help
March 19, 2012
<ropa> i refuse to be operated by someone that by history, should be thankful to me for being alive to begin with
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
<EntyU> WHAT IS LOVE?
<ropa|web> love is basically your relationship with food
* CyberShadow is now known as Hamburger
<Hamburger> Enty don't eat me
<Hamburger> Enty don't eat me
<Hamburger> no more
* Hamburger is now known as CyberShadow
<EntyU> BUT
* EntyU eats Hamburger
<EntyU> ;<
<Koen> haha
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<ropa|web> love is basically your relationship with food
* CyberShadow is now known as Hamburger
<Hamburger> Enty don't eat me
<Hamburger> Enty don't eat me
<Hamburger> no more
* Hamburger is now known as CyberShadow
<EntyU> BUT
* EntyU eats Hamburger
<EntyU> ;<
<Koen> haha
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[01:47] <sMsC> but why i have 0 points
[01:47] <sMsC> ?
[01:47] <DarkOne> haven't added your missing replays yet
[01:47] <sMsC> but i send
[01:48] <sMsC> all replay
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:48] <Wyv> rofl at msc
[01:48] <sMsC> Before i have 2 Points and pls add Points with scheme A-Team
[01:48] <sMsC> Really
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:49] <sMsC> so
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[01:47] <sMsC> ?
[01:47] <DarkOne> haven't added your missing replays yet
[01:47] <sMsC> but i send
[01:48] <sMsC> all replay
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:48] <Wyv> rofl at msc
[01:48] <sMsC> Before i have 2 Points and pls add Points with scheme A-Team
[01:48] <sMsC> Really
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:49] <sMsC> so
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Submitted by: Balee on September 11, 2009
<ropa> knock knock
<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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Submitted by: Rioter
** STAxDoubletime ** joined the channel.
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/
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WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: guten morgen
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: ich bin gerde aufgestanden
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: du?
STAxDoubletime> Websnoop what are you bussy with you have done that for days now.........
WebSnoop: Sandra> ```MihaiS`sW`: wann bist du aufgestanden?
STAxDoubletime> ARe you trying to annoy people or what ?? Anyways no need for me to bother. * ignored
WebSnoop: STAxDoubletime: http://snoop.worms2d.info/
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February 15, 2015
RandomBot: In-Gabe Time.
RandomBot: Corrected.
`PyroMan: Gabe is love, Gabe is life xd
RandomBot: Corrected.
`PyroMan: Gabe is love, Gabe is life xd
June 22, 2011
<hurem`dC> sry tdc lol, wanted to unignore vultoz and pressed alt f4 accidently :|