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#35 - Rating 5 -

[11:03] <snPinkEstranged> there?
[11:14] <sKoen> No, I'm not here
[11:14] <snPinkEstranged> tell me when u are

March 20, 2016

#1029 - Rating 9 -

<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that

November 9, 2015

#999 - Rating 4 -

<+[MOD]flo-gs> i walk up and down stairs all the time in here.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> have to go upstairs to go to bathroom.
<+[MOD]flo-gs> and then back down again.
<+Alistic-gs> sounds like ur ready for the boston marathon

#331 - Rating 3 -

[06:20:54] <MadHatter> It's me, Hatter
<Mablak> I remember ye
<Old_Bloopbeard> yeah, seems vaguely familiar
<Mablak> Made that alice in wonderland roper of questionable nature
<Mablak> Plus I played wwp like 6+ years ago
<Mablak> No one in OaP anymore ;s
<Old_Bloopbeard> why, they all died of old age?

February 11, 2010

#479 - Rating 4 -

<DocOne> I got a heart container!
<Balee> What for?
<Balee> Preparing for Valentine's Day? D:

#224 - Rating 2 -

<madewokherd> I guess I'm setting it up on real windows :(
<Enty> gn
<madewokherd> if only I had some kind of remote machine I could run it on..
* Enty is now known as Enty\zzzz
<madewokherd> wait a second
* madewokherd gets out his poorly-cooled 700 MHz laptop
<Wyv> oh no you wouldn't!
<KRD> Don't. Do. It.
<KRD> D:
<Enty\zzzz> KRD has experience.
<Enty\zzzz> ;o
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Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009

#392 - Rating 17 -

** Ticky ** joined the channel.
Ticky> hey cybershadow
CyberShadow> Yeah?
Ticky> i think u turn off the HostingBuddy
CyberShadow> No, it's broken now
Ticky> becuse now have not any1 response
CyberShadow> I'm trying to fix this but all these people come to #Help and tell me that I turned off HostingBuddy
Ticky> xD
Ticky> u will fix?
CyberShadow> so I can't fix this, but instead I have to tell these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this because I'm telling these people that I can't fix this becau
CyberShadow> oops
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Submitted by: Muzer on June 4, 2013

#739 - Rating 5 -

<StepS> now I can play with myself online
<StepS> wtf

March 18, 2010

#490 - Rating 42 -

[dt`Mablak`b2b] Wait a minute, why did the chat phone appear on the right side of the screen?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?

#63 - Rating 10 -

[15:14] <DarkOne> "are you a real doctor? I only had to wait 5 minutes"

August 11, 2013

#763 - Rating 5 -

KRD slaps StepS around a bit with a ninja trout.
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."

Submitted by: Rioter on June 5, 2009

#392 - Rating 17 -

October 3, 2016

#1060 - Rating 4 -

[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] i play with luck
[`Pn`Frizky`Tr] no skilz
[Sensei`hcp] i play with kb mostly
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[Vicenzo`hcp] :O

May 16, 2010

#519 - Rating 4 -

[21:44] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> No idea why he stopped playing
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it

February 15, 2015

#851 - Rating 2 -

RandomBot: In-Gabe Time.
RandomBot: Corrected.
`PyroMan: Gabe is love, Gabe is life xd

June 2, 2010

#533 - Rating 5 -

<Wyv|work> why is it that punching flies in midflight doesn't knock them out :(
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)

August 3, 2013

#758 - Rating 6 -

[che`StepS`FAW] i afk, hope nothing bad happens
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)

February 22, 2015

#857 - Rating 11 -

[MIGHTY`taner] dumass
[DarkOne`TdC] if you were trying to spell the french writer, it's dumas

#14 - Rating 6 -

<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?

#230 - Rating 12 -

<lol> hey
<lol> can u tell me what i must write
<lol> when they ask me rules
<lol> of shoppa
<CyberShadow> do you know the rules?
<lol> yes
<CyberShadow> just type the initials
<lol> i dont know them :S
<lol> i tell them i know the rules
<lol> but they kick me
<CyberShadow> CBA, AFR, etc.
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#216 - Rating 5 -

<CyberShadow> Lex: you suck
<CyberShadow> please stand by for explanation
<Lex> lol
<Lex> ok

November 1, 2015

#996 - Rating 5 -

* Quasergamer has joined #Help
<Quasergamer> oi
<Quasergamer> ? hihh
<Quasergamer> what?
<Quasergamer> wtf???
<Quasergamer> let me ask
<Quasergamer> what u sayng to me???
<Quasergamer> help??
<Quasergamer> i dont need help
<Quasergamer> pls i gonna exit, so, bye
* Quasergamer has left #Help

May 27, 2010

#520 - Rating 8 -

[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:

August 5, 2015

#969 - Rating 10 -

** MonkeyIsland has joined #worms
<Korydex-> !face MonkeyIsland
<schafiii> !island Monkeyface

September 8, 2010

#565 - Rating 21 -

Someone: hey, Kilo, I think I met a fake NNNxBytor!
Kilobyte: how do you know it was fake?
Someone: he insulted me, called me noob
Kilobyte: then he was the real Bytor

#74 - Rating 6 -

[00:46] <Wyv> only thing one has to know is "no tengo dinero"
[00:46] <Enty> what does that mean?
[00:46] <Wyv> i got no money
[00:46] <Mirux> I don't have money. ^^
[00:46] <Enty> hah
[00:46] <Mirux> no tengo = I don't have
[00:47] <Enty> no tengo ropa
[00:47] <Enty> = I don't have ropa?
[00:47] <Mirux> ropa = clothes
[00:47] <Enty> ROFL
[00:47] <Enty> clothes
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#205 - Rating 3 -

<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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October 22, 2015

#992 - Rating 7 -

00:29: Schlange> !host bow and row

January 26, 2017

#1069 - Rating 4 -

Ledan> !seen DataLate`irssi
DataLate`irssi> Ledan: Queried user last spoke 0s ago. DataLate`irssi is currently (rowniez jako AlucardinaD, Bruno, FullWormage, Iaroslav, Kawoosh`, Korydex, Ledan, Loppi-troppi, Lord-Diego, MAX-POWER, Mohammad, Out, PSIX, SamCas, WTF-8`GS2, popka-man i sKroTen) in this channel.
** DataLate`irssi ** has left the channel (Local kill by ChanServ (DataLate`irssi: Flooding)).
Ledan> XD
Korydex> LOL

November 8, 2013

#775 - Rating 15 -

HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it

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