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<KRD> G'night.
* KRD takes laptop with him to watch a movie.
* KRD has quit IRC (Quit: Terminus Est.)
<worMatty> Pron
* KRD takes laptop with him to watch a movie.
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<worMatty> Pron
September 18, 2017
xSniperx: wormnet is deader than your sexlife senz
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.
Sensei: actually, that's wrong. WormNET is still active from time to time.
April 29, 2011
<KRD> Lex, Lex, Lex!
<KRD> I've found it.
<KRD> It's alt + Q.
<KRD> And it's.
<KRD> Great.
<Omikron> Alt + Q?
<Omikron> What does that do?
<KRD> It rhymes.
<KRD> I've found it.
<KRD> It's alt + Q.
<KRD> And it's.
<KRD> Great.
<Omikron> Alt + Q?
<Omikron> What does that do?
<KRD> It rhymes.
June 14, 2012
<Pranksta> Mablak in medias res
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
July 4, 2009
[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
[23:56] <Splongul> That reminds me
[23:56] <Splongul> Time to set myself a few notes
[23:57] <Splongul> I should take my clarinet in for repair tomorrow
[23:57] <TSR> I need new bass strings.
[23:57] <Splongul> You need a new clarinet if it needs strings
[23:56] <Splongul> Time to set myself a few notes
[23:57] <Splongul> I should take my clarinet in for repair tomorrow
[23:57] <TSR> I need new bass strings.
[23:57] <Splongul> You need a new clarinet if it needs strings
April 4, 2013
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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June 21, 2013
<Johnny`> Fucking can't find out on the net where to jack my damn car
<Johnny`> The internet is suppose to know everything
<Pranksta> ask chanserv
<Johnny`> He don't know shit
<Johnny`> !8 do you know shit?
<ChanServ> Johnny`: Yes.
<Johnny`> Sonova
<Johnny`> The internet is suppose to know everything
<Pranksta> ask chanserv
<Johnny`> He don't know shit
<Johnny`> !8 do you know shit?
<ChanServ> Johnny`: Yes.
<Johnny`> Sonova
July 15, 2013
<StepS> duscussed lots of times, still nothing
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
October 22, 2015
*** Nich has joined #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
*** Nich has left #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
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June 1, 2009
<KRD> G'night.
* KRD takes laptop with him to watch a movie.
* KRD has quit IRC (Quit: Terminus Est.)
<worMatty> Pron
* KRD takes laptop with him to watch a movie.
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<worMatty> Pron
<lol> hey
<lol> can u tell me what i must write
<lol> when they ask me rules
<lol> of shoppa
<CyberShadow> do you know the rules?
<lol> yes
<CyberShadow> just type the initials
<lol> i dont know them :S
<lol> i tell them i know the rules
<lol> but they kick me
<CyberShadow> CBA, AFR, etc.
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<lol> can u tell me what i must write
<lol> when they ask me rules
<lol> of shoppa
<CyberShadow> do you know the rules?
<lol> yes
<CyberShadow> just type the initials
<lol> i dont know them :S
<lol> i tell them i know the rules
<lol> but they kick me
<CyberShadow> CBA, AFR, etc.
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21:51 <Enty> !ping
21:53 <ChanServ> Enty: Pong!
21:53 <Bloopy\away> [Enty PING reply]: 1min4000sec
21:53 <ChanServ> Enty: Pong!
21:53 <Bloopy\away> [Enty PING reply]: 1min4000sec
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on November 17, 2014
<@Piki1802> Wg is Mr tits
<@Piki1802> I mean its
<@Piki1802> Woops
<@Piki1802> I mean its
<@Piki1802> Woops
December 2, 2009
<Enty> Wyv.
<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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<Enty> new scrubs.
<+Wyv|work> oh, cool
<+Wyv|work> guess i'll wait till the season is over and get it then
<+Wyv|work> for now i'm still busy with house and friends
<Enty> pfff
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiiife
<Enty> Wyv has a liiiife
* Enty points fingers
<+Wyv|work> now what led you to that deduction
<Enty> "for now i'm still busy with house and friends"
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[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
[17:47:35] <Dashade> Yeah, that was pretty bad.
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<KRD> Hai guise
<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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<KRD> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> KRD.
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Or is it dot dot dot?
<CaptainPlanet> Dot.
<CaptainPlanet> Question dot.
<KRD> Interrobang.
<KRD> Proceeded by dot. Thrice.
<CaptainPlanet> Semi colon, exclamation mark.
<CaptainPlanet> INTERJECTION FACTORIAL.
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<+CyberShadow> I'm off to bed, hf
* CyberShadow is now known as CyberZzzZzz
<+CyberZzzZzz> hmm, I found some porridge
* +CyberZzzZzz eats it
<+madewokherd> The porridge takes 163 damage.
<+madewokherd> The porridge is defeated.
<+madewokherd> You gain 0 XP.
* +CyberZzzZzz is now SATIATED!
* CyberShadow is now known as CyberZzzZzz
<+CyberZzzZzz> hmm, I found some porridge
* +CyberZzzZzz eats it
<+madewokherd> The porridge takes 163 damage.
<+madewokherd> The porridge is defeated.
<+madewokherd> You gain 0 XP.
* +CyberZzzZzz is now SATIATED!
March 19, 2012
<ropa> i refuse to be operated by someone that by history, should be thankful to me for being alive to begin with
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
July 16, 2015
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<Kata> Go fuck urself !!!
<Kata> FUCKING team 17 :::
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<Kata> Go fuck urself !!!
<Kata> FUCKING team 17 :::
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Submitted by: Lex on September 15, 2016
<Lex> speaking of which, space exits instead of retries the mission
<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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Submitted by: Worm_gamer on May 17, 2014
[ea`almog`ckc] take a free wind
[ea`almog`ckc] win
[ea`almog`ckc] win
June 1, 2015
<Cheese> In the main shopper article, I could also envision a section about weapon drops. There are versions which include powerful weapon drops, while the league schemes (and since that's also ended up being the hb scheme) current HB funner scheme have much more conservative weapon drops
<Cheese> I remember times where you could find bananas and HHCs in crates, nowadays the schemes often just include the basic stuff, making it a bit less entertaining to give it better balance
<WTF-8> *imagines HHC in a crate*
<Cheese> I remember times where you could find bananas and HHCs in crates, nowadays the schemes often just include the basic stuff, making it a bit less entertaining to give it better balance
<WTF-8> *imagines HHC in a crate*
April 10, 2010
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<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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June 30, 2015
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<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
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<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel
<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
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<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel