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#45 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[17:47:35] <Dashade> Yeah, that was pretty bad.
[17:47:39] <Enty> thanks
[17:47:42] <Enty> I try.
[17:47:47] <Dashade> If I could kick you in the crotch via your mobile phone, I would.
[17:48:09] <Enty> you and TSR could be soulmates.
[17:49:21] <Dashade> That probably should disturb me, but I'm drunk.
[17:49:32] <Enty> lol
[17:49:39] <Enty> I sooo rest my case
[17:49:42] <Enty> lol
Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013
#754 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
April 10, 2010
#497 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* xJEDIxV1RvSgart (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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April 1, 2010
#495 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<+DarkOne> stop assuming I know anything about computers!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
Submitted by: zexorz on June 23, 2014
#807 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[21:31:43] <MarianRV> NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN N
<@Zexorz> !tb MarianRV 2y NYAN ;)
[21:31:43] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] <@LeTotalKiller> !delban *!*@82.137.58.241
[21:32:07] * ChanServ sets mode: -b *!*@82.137.58.241
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[21:32:09] <@UCVerse> Welcome ENOUGH :)
[21:32:11] <@LeTotalKiller> I win.
[21:32:17] <ENOUGH> you'll pay for this,zex
[21:32:22] * ENOUGH is now known as MarianRV
[21:32:24] <@Zexorz> credit card accepted?
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#300 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[19:07] <Muzer> Anyone know a place that does private SVN/git repos?
[19:14] <Byte> for what?
[19:40] <Muzer> For a secret project :p
[19:46] <Wyv> i know the secret!
[19:47] <Muzer> lol
[19:49] <Wyv> expected course of dialogue: "i know the secret" - "what is it? :p" - "i won't tell, it's a secret" - "lol"
[19:49] <Wyv> congrats, you cut right to the chase
November 13, 2009
#446 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<ronisaurus> u guys know if there will rly be a next update sometime like evar? :P
<ronisaurus> i heard horrors like cyber and deadcode stopped doin it like forever
<KRD> !8 Will there rly be a next update sometime like evar?
<ChanServ> KRD: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<KRD> ChanServ says yes. I see no reason not to trust him.
<ronisaurus> sounds good 2 me
August 24, 2009
#424 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[08:37:51] <LexSfX> hi V
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
#235 - Rating 35 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<doubletime> My langue is generally much more cleanse than youres.
<+KRD> WQDB pleasde.
November 15, 2010
#587 - Rating 28 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> It's simply the fact that my native language has no insults.
<DarkOne> you speak Disney?
#35 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[11:03] <snPinkEstranged> there?
[11:14] <sKoen> No, I'm not here
[11:14] <snPinkEstranged> tell me when u are
#18 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[12:13] <Kiros> TSR is in my list as "Angry fatass"
[12:19] <TSR> HEY FUCK YOU KIROS
[12:19] <Kiros> <3
[12:20] <Kiros> Now do the fat part.
[12:20] <TSR> I can't be mad right now anyway, eating an awesome baguette
[12:20] <Kiros> There you go.
Submitted by: Lex on December 3, 2010
#592 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
16:30:24 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Are you going to indulge your fantasies and attempt to watch some cricket tonight?
16:30:40 <GreeN> wtf
16:30:43 <GreeN> you watch cricket?
16:30:48 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Yes
16:30:55 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> Pick your words carefully from here on out
16:31:08 <GreeN> oh ill pick them carefullly alright
16:31:30 <Lex> cricket sucks
16:31:38 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> LEX SUCKS
16:31:41 <Lex> o hi
16:31:44 <Lex> didn't see you there
16:31:57 <EEqualsMCGonnaStabABitch> And you can't say that as you're Diet British
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#133 - Rating 17 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
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Submitted by: Stepanesss on April 16, 2011
#661 - Rating 12 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Trox> My mom stealed my RAMs, because I must study for the scholl -.- help
Submitted by: Rioter on March 7, 2010
#484 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<TheAbdBoy> That was a fucking long session
<Bloopy> that was a long fucking session
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Bloopy> except my version sounds more sexual
Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013
#754 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
October 16, 2016
#1062 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Sensei`hcp] hi.
[Sensei`hcp] you on tus?
[fanik-pl] i am
[Sensei`hcp] k. what's your pick?
[fanik-pl] mad cow
[Sensei`hcp] lol.
Submitted by: Rioter
#358 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
*** ki has joined #Help
[ki] Bonsoir
[Konar6`s] hello
[ki] ep impossible de trouver un joueur francais?
[Konar6`s] English, please
[ki] it s very hard to meet a challenger
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[elghin] ill own you noobs
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[Konar6`s] there you have one
February 13, 2010
#480 - Rating 27 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<KRD> I don't like averaging.
<OutofOrder> i didn't mean average!
<OutofOrder> i meant rounding!
<KRD> Same difference!
<OutofOrder> no it's not!
<OutofOrder> i'd rather have the average girl instead of the round one
Submitted by: zexorz on July 9, 2014
#808 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[23:02:49] <Zexorz2> !kill
[23:02:51] * Zexorz (~androirc@net-2-40-177-40.cust.dsl.teletu.it) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:02:53] <Zexorz2> O.o
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[23:04:50] <Zexorz2> !ressurrect
[23:04:51] <@LeTotalKiller> Typical him.
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[23:04:53] <UCVerse> Welcome Zexorz :)
[23:04:56] <Zexorz2> :D
December 25, 2016
#1065 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Today at 09:02:53] StepS: Due to an omission in SuperFrontendHD, there will be no snow this Christmas. To compensate for this, next christmas will have 2x snow. Apologies for this
August 8, 2013
#762 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<FantomX> ~:Kwü
<Deadcode> you took the words right out of my mouth
<OutofOrder> Deadcode: after you were done chewing them?
<Deadcode> lol, exactly!
<GreeN> it's just a new heinz variety
<GreeN> ascii spaghetti
<GreeN> the exclamation marks are quite something
#98 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:54:35] <PaulPower> !8 Who wants CAKE!?
[01:54:35] <ChanServ>PaulPower: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
Submitted by: Konar6
#288 - Rating 7 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Denderwork> xsylophones is just the only word i know that starts with x.
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
#14 - Rating 6 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<xxneilxx> i wanan sign up
<xxneilxx> for the KKK tourney
<DarkOne> is that like holy war?
March 16, 2015
#865 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<GreeN> stupid mirc
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
#332 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<InvoluntaryLuge> Big gigantic meh
<Wyv> meh
<KRD> !big Meh.
<Enty> mehity meh
<KRD> Where's Rioter's bot the one time it's needed...
#286 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<MoM> Lunch time.
<Wyv> punch rhyme
<KRD> Is that when you punch someone for making a rhyme?
#9 - Rating 3 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
NWbusish: i prove only that awesomnes exists
Pingu-WAATIH: If you are awesomeness
Auto`: by being an exception to it?
Pingu-WAATIH: I sincerely hope I suck
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