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<+Rioter> >
<+Rioter> ?
<@Bloopy> what a depressing waste of punctuation
<+Rioter> ?
<@Bloopy> what a depressing waste of punctuation
September 21, 2010
[00:23:54] [sGodP`nlF] it's the same... masturbating is the safest thing in sex...except if you do it in the car while driving
June 30, 2015
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<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
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<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel
<Kyari-chan> hb help
<Kyari-chan> hb hostingbuddy intermediate
<Kyari-chan> hb schemes
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<WTF-8> at least that's the right channel
[16:30:38] <Reg> I don't know what CL2K is
[16:30:49] <Enty> oh
[16:30:50] <Enty> Worms2
[16:31:00] <Enty> i forgot you are one of those three people
[16:30:49] <Enty> oh
[16:30:50] <Enty> Worms2
[16:31:00] <Enty> i forgot you are one of those three people
August 16, 2016
Mega`Adnan: You cocklick dick sucking amateur. Get the fuck out of those noob !host shopper thing , and play real olympics like WO 2016 petrolia which is starting at channel #RH!
Mega`Adnan: (C)
spleensnoop: victory smells like?
Mega`Adnan: petrol
Mega`Adnan: xD
spleensnoop: :D
Mega`Adnan: (C)
spleensnoop: victory smells like?
Mega`Adnan: petrol
Mega`Adnan: xD
spleensnoop: :D
September 11, 2009
[10:34] <Lex> Quickdraw, if nobody's around, it's best to ask your question and someone may eventually respond with your name like i'm doing now. if you have sound highlights enabled, you will hear a handy sound which will alert you to the response.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
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[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
November 8, 2013
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
February 23, 2014
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<killerbyte> hey can anyone assist me please?
<StepS> hi
<killerbyte> hey?, do i ask you a question?
<killerbyte> not to familiar with this sorry
<StepS> yes
<killerbyte> ok, been having this problem for atleast 14 hours now, and its anoying
<killerbyte> i cant poo...
<killerbyte> i dont know how to explain it
<StepS> does it hurt when you attempt to do the required action?
<killerbyte> well i dont actually know the requirements, maybe my fault. im doing something wrong clearly as i can only dribble at a time
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<killerbyte> hey can anyone assist me please?
<StepS> hi
<killerbyte> hey?, do i ask you a question?
<killerbyte> not to familiar with this sorry
<StepS> yes
<killerbyte> ok, been having this problem for atleast 14 hours now, and its anoying
<killerbyte> i cant poo...
<killerbyte> i dont know how to explain it
<StepS> does it hurt when you attempt to do the required action?
<killerbyte> well i dont actually know the requirements, maybe my fault. im doing something wrong clearly as i can only dribble at a time
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February 1, 2011
<@kilobyte> I just cant imagine how you would explain this to your parents
<@kilobyte> "look maa' theres a cup on my shelves"
<@kilobyte> dady, where did this kid get that award? I dont remember him doing any sport competition like that
<@kilobyte> "look maa' theres a cup on my shelves"
<@kilobyte> dady, where did this kid get that award? I dont remember him doing any sport competition like that
June 6, 2014
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<Alice> What am I doing here ?
<StepS> hi
<StepS> Dunno
<StepS> What do you mean?
<Alice> Idk I'm lost
<StepS> oh
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<StepS> Alice in the Wonderland
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<Alice> What am I doing here ?
<StepS> hi
<StepS> Dunno
<StepS> What do you mean?
<Alice> Idk I'm lost
<StepS> oh
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<StepS> Alice in the Wonderland
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August 24, 2009
[08:37:51] <LexSfX> hi V
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
September 17, 2010
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> KRD SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself
<Wyv|work> TSR SUCKS
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SUCKS
<Wyv|work> TSR PRACTICES SUCTION
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV SHARES CHARACTERISTICS WITH VACUUMS
<Wyv|work> TSR INHALES RATHER FORCEFULLY
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> WYV CREATES LOW PRESSURE AREAS WITH HIS MOUTH
<Wyv|work> TSR IS STUCK IN A PERMANENT GASP
<MechanicalJockstrapCavalcade> I'd say that you won because I can't come up with another, but frankly mine were better
<Wyv|work> pfft
<Wyv|work> it's a good thing though, because i'd have been hard-pressed myself
[Vladimir] I meant, not unpacked
[Vladimir] what's the word?
[DarkOnexBeW] packed?
[Vladimir] what's the word?
[DarkOnexBeW] packed?
November 1, 2013
<StepS> just did a whowas on him
<StepS> looks like his life is gonna be hard
<Muzer> on whom?
<LeTotalKiller> You mean, due to that, StepS?
<LeTotalKiller> nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 45 0 SE 3.7.2.1 (Steam)
<LeTotalKiller> nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 23:44:59 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 37 0 PL 3.7.2.1
<LeTotalKiller> Nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 18:00:15 2013
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<StepS> Trolling succeeded
<StepS> looks like his life is gonna be hard
<Muzer> on whom?
<LeTotalKiller> You mean, due to that, StepS?
<LeTotalKiller> nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 45 0 SE 3.7.2.1 (Steam)
<LeTotalKiller> nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 23:44:59 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 37 0 PL 3.7.2.1
<LeTotalKiller> Nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 18:00:15 2013
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<StepS> Trolling succeeded
June 14, 2015
*** SpringTrap ??xo??? (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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08:53:31 * Melon has joined #worms
08:55:23 * breeze looking for a clan
08:58:59 * Squirminator2k points in that direction.
08:59:32 * Melon asks what sort of clan? Roping? Normal games? A bit of both?
09:00:22 * Squirminator2k does a merry jig. Because, y'know, he's an Attention Whore.
09:01:06 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large trout.
09:02:40 * Squirminator2k is impervious to trout-slappings. He has evolved.
09:03:08 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large tuna.
09:04:17 * Squirminator2k is downed!
09:04:37 * Melon recieves +35 EXP
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08:55:23 * breeze looking for a clan
08:58:59 * Squirminator2k points in that direction.
08:59:32 * Melon asks what sort of clan? Roping? Normal games? A bit of both?
09:00:22 * Squirminator2k does a merry jig. Because, y'know, he's an Attention Whore.
09:01:06 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large trout.
09:02:40 * Squirminator2k is impervious to trout-slappings. He has evolved.
09:03:08 * Melon slaps Squirminator2k around a bit with a large tuna.
09:04:17 * Squirminator2k is downed!
09:04:37 * Melon recieves +35 EXP
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May 9, 2015
[21:16:01] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !roll2
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
[21:16:01] <@UCVerse> xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx, you rolled 6 and 6 (12 in total)!
[21:16:06] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> !ign
[21:16:06] <@UCVerse> "9/11" ~IGN
[21:16:07] <@pikii> spammers?
[21:16:11] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> luck overflow
[21:16:16] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6 and 9/11
[21:16:21] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> WAIT
[21:16:23] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> 6-6-6 9/11
[21:16:35] <@xXx_noscopertriad1337_xXx> Hellominati confürmd
<KRD> There's a vicious circle thing going on here.
<KRD> Good Shopper players think WxW is a scheme for retarded Roper wannabes.
<KRD> Good WxW players think they're playing the "pro" version of Shopper.
<KRD> Good Ropers spit on WxW more than they spit on Shopper because at least Shopper is a scheme of its own.
<Mablak> I don't think shopper players go so far as to have human thoughts
<Mablak> They's animals I says
<KRD> Good Shopper players think WxW is a scheme for retarded Roper wannabes.
<KRD> Good WxW players think they're playing the "pro" version of Shopper.
<KRD> Good Ropers spit on WxW more than they spit on Shopper because at least Shopper is a scheme of its own.
<Mablak> I don't think shopper players go so far as to have human thoughts
<Mablak> They's animals I says
[16:00:34] <wormf00d> u guys dont know how to play texas holdem?
[16:00:36] <wormf00d> newbs:)
[16:00:43] <Enty> we all know
[16:00:44] <Kiros> Lol
[16:00:45] <NickyNick> lol who
[16:00:46] * Enty slaps wormf00d around a bit with a large trout
[16:00:55] <Enty> everyone who knows, slap him
[16:00:57] <Enty> NAO
[16:01:00] <Kiros> I have no clue how to play
[16:01:05] <Kiros> You wanna play for money?
[16:00:36] <wormf00d> newbs:)
[16:00:43] <Enty> we all know
[16:00:44] <Kiros> Lol
[16:00:45] <NickyNick> lol who
[16:00:46] * Enty slaps wormf00d around a bit with a large trout
[16:00:55] <Enty> everyone who knows, slap him
[16:00:57] <Enty> NAO
[16:01:00] <Kiros> I have no clue how to play
[16:01:05] <Kiros> You wanna play for money?
September 17, 2015
MarianRV: Damn, sux so much not being able to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
nino: you gotta manage better your time, take some time to suck, and other time to play
July 31, 2013
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<Sike> hi
<Sike> DO YOU KNOW HOW CAN I PLAY WITH A FRIEND VIA INTERNET?
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<Paperfold`Hex> YES
<Paperfold`Hex> I DO ACTUALLY
<Paperfold`Hex> ISN'T THAT AMAZING
<Sike> hi
<Sike> DO YOU KNOW HOW CAN I PLAY WITH A FRIEND VIA INTERNET?
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<Paperfold`Hex> YES
<Paperfold`Hex> I DO ACTUALLY
<Paperfold`Hex> ISN'T THAT AMAZING
<ropa`> Linux is just like any other game
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows
Submitted by: pizzasheet on July 30, 2014
[30.07.2014 20:36:41] `PIZZASNo0P> TUS free ?
[20:37:04] Chelsea`p3> only aerial
[20:37:11] `PIZZASNo0P> avoider
[20:37:39] * Chelsea`p3 has quit ( [2.9.2] L3G3ND4RY LUCK3R)
[20:37:04] Chelsea`p3> only aerial
[20:37:11] `PIZZASNo0P> avoider
[20:37:39] * Chelsea`p3 has quit ( [2.9.2] L3G3ND4RY LUCK3R)
March 27, 2015
<CyberShadow> Diablodoct0r: Honestly an extra inch won't matter much. If I wear tight jeans it's unfomfortable when I sit down, but that's pretty much why people take out their phones and put them on the table when they sit down anyway
July 31, 2009
<Robi> .roulette
<Kryten> Robi: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 5 of 6 => +click+
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<Kryten> Robi: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 5 of 6 => +click+
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Submitted by: zexorz on August 20, 2014
[23:27:30] * MODxZexorz is now known as Zexorz2
[23:27:31] <@Piki1802> !pwn MODxZexorz Saying StepS is forbidden for you now.
[23:27:39] * Zexorz2 is now known as Zexorz22
[23:27:40] <@Piki1802> !Pwn Zexorz2 ditoo
[23:27:42] <@StepS> LOL
[23:27:43] * Zexorz22 is now known as Zexorz22
[23:27:44] <@Zexorz22> xD
[23:27:54] <@Piki1802> !Pwn Zexodz22 dittoo
[23:27:58] <@Piki1802> ...
[23:27:59] <@Zexorz22> xDDD
[23:27:59] <@StepS> LOL
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[23:27:31] <@Piki1802> !pwn MODxZexorz Saying StepS is forbidden for you now.
[23:27:39] * Zexorz2 is now known as Zexorz22
[23:27:40] <@Piki1802> !Pwn Zexorz2 ditoo
[23:27:42] <@StepS> LOL
[23:27:43] * Zexorz22 is now known as Zexorz22
[23:27:44] <@Zexorz22> xD
[23:27:54] <@Piki1802> !Pwn Zexodz22 dittoo
[23:27:58] <@Piki1802> ...
[23:27:59] <@Zexorz22> xDDD
[23:27:59] <@StepS> LOL
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March 18, 2010
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Wait a minute, why did the chat phone appear on the right side of the screen?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?