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18:43:50 <Lex> Liam
18:44:20 <Lex> Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam
18:44:26 <Lex> Liam Dobson M3ntal
18:44:35 <Lex> M3ntal Dobson Liam
18:44:41 <Lex> Dobson Dobson M3ntal
18:44:46 <Lex> Liam M3ntal Dobson
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18:44:51 <Lex> LOL
18:45:23 <Koen> Rofl
18:45:25 <Koen> Pwned
18:44:20 <Lex> Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam Liam
18:44:26 <Lex> Liam Dobson M3ntal
18:44:35 <Lex> M3ntal Dobson Liam
18:44:41 <Lex> Dobson Dobson M3ntal
18:44:46 <Lex> Liam M3ntal Dobson
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18:44:51 <Lex> LOL
18:45:23 <Koen> Rofl
18:45:25 <Koen> Pwned
<Mat> hows going the new update? and how do u code .exe files?
<CyberShadow> I have a touchscreen with one million squares, each has a 1 and 0
<Mat> i wanna know to make my own exe files (dont teach me how to make a virus -.-)
<CyberShadow> and I touch the cell to flip the bit
<CyberShadow> that's how I enter the code into the computer
<CyberShadow> and there's a lever on the side which I pull, and it spits out an EXE file
<Muzer> LOL
<Mat> ok its like codes like 100000100010100000000000000000000000000001?
<CyberShadow> yes exactly!
<Mat> these codes are used for hacks too lol
<worMatty> That's so cool
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<CyberShadow> I have a touchscreen with one million squares, each has a 1 and 0
<Mat> i wanna know to make my own exe files (dont teach me how to make a virus -.-)
<CyberShadow> and I touch the cell to flip the bit
<CyberShadow> that's how I enter the code into the computer
<CyberShadow> and there's a lever on the side which I pull, and it spits out an EXE file
<Muzer> LOL
<Mat> ok its like codes like 100000100010100000000000000000000000000001?
<CyberShadow> yes exactly!
<Mat> these codes are used for hacks too lol
<worMatty> That's so cool
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[llGQllsaltyk9] u know how much of my life i waste waiting for water to boil or ovens to preheat
September 1, 2010
<ropa> http://wqdb.org/?562
<CyberShadow> sigh
<CyberShadow> now everyone will set their chronometers and get their torches and pitchforks ready in 364 days
<CyberShadow> sigh
<CyberShadow> now everyone will set their chronometers and get their torches and pitchforks ready in 364 days
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on July 4, 2013
<StepS> I have also pwned the resolution limit for a working mouse. Now the maximum possible resolution is only limited by your GPU. no more stuff like "2x size" etc.
<@OutofOrder> Your face is only limited by your GPU. [1412]
<StepS> ffuu
<LeTotalKiller> Auto has also pwned you.
<StepS> now you can run frontend on background since the limit is pwned
<StepS> and auto hasn`t pwned me
<StepS> which means I win
<Muzer> !lastface
<@OutofOrder> [1413] Your face is pwned.
<LeTotalKiller> He has, though.
<StepS> ffffuuuuuuuuuu
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<@OutofOrder> Your face is only limited by your GPU. [1412]
<StepS> ffuu
<LeTotalKiller> Auto has also pwned you.
<StepS> now you can run frontend on background since the limit is pwned
<StepS> and auto hasn`t pwned me
<StepS> which means I win
<Muzer> !lastface
<@OutofOrder> [1413] Your face is pwned.
<LeTotalKiller> He has, though.
<StepS> ffffuuuuuuuuuu
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Marc - US anti-kidnapping expert kidnapped in Mexico says: (11:33:42)
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
June 18, 2014
<taner> http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-669/msg201051/?topicseen#new
<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
* ChanServ sets modes [#worms +b *!*taner@*.bg]
* ChanServ has kicked taner from #worms ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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<taner> sign up fagets
<Squirminator2k> Not if you're going to use language like that, I won't.
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* ChanServ has kicked taner from #worms ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> Squirminator2k = Byte?
<dbanet> interesting
<Squirminator2k> I'm not Byte, but it's funny you'd assume so.
<dbanet> you're logged on chanserv as Byte taner was booted from #worms by ChanServ ((Byte) Bye.)
<dbanet> oh
<dbanet> or that was Byte who booted taner xD
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September 16, 2009
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on June 1, 2014
<@Worm_gamer> Its over nein nein thousand.
Submitted by: Konar6
<Denderwork> xsylophones is just the only word i know that starts with x.
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
November 14, 2009
<DarkOne> one thing I don't get though about final fantasy
<DarkOne> what's the deal with moogles and chocobos?
<DarkOne> how do they get to those different planets?
<DarkOne> do they shoot spores into outer space like the zerg?
<Mablak> Nah, every final fantasy takes place on the same planet
<Mablak> I'm sure they'll tie it all in
<ronisaurus> but i think they just dont care
<ronisaurus> and will never tie them together
<ronisaurus> cuz whats the point in it being a fantasy if they tell you everything :)
<Mablak> Well what's the point in it being final if the series never ends
<DarkOne> what's the deal with moogles and chocobos?
<DarkOne> how do they get to those different planets?
<DarkOne> do they shoot spores into outer space like the zerg?
<Mablak> Nah, every final fantasy takes place on the same planet
<Mablak> I'm sure they'll tie it all in
<ronisaurus> but i think they just dont care
<ronisaurus> and will never tie them together
<ronisaurus> cuz whats the point in it being a fantasy if they tell you everything :)
<Mablak> Well what's the point in it being final if the series never ends
July 4, 2013
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
<TSR-4aM> LEX SUCKS
<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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<Lex> TSR HAS FECES
<Lex> INSIDE OF HIM
<NotWorthy> and cooties
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HIPPY
<Lex> TSR IS A JUNKY
<TSR-4aM> LEX IS A HOBO
<Lex> TSR HAS NO HAT
<TSR-4aM> LEX HAS NO SHOES!
<Lex> true.
<TSR-4aM> BECAUSE HE'S A HOBO
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March 7, 2010
<KRD> I'm not great with faces either, to be honest.
<KRD> Unless someone makes a CL2K emote out of theirs.
<KRD> Then it haunts me in my sleep.
<KRD> Unless someone makes a CL2K emote out of theirs.
<KRD> Then it haunts me in my sleep.
[nS`-upraw-] i got a joke..
[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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[nS`-upraw-] joke : how do u leave a dickhead in suspense?
(nS`-upraw-) starts turn
(nS`-upraw-) fires Ninja Rope
[nS`Quik] How
[nS`Quik] FUCKING GONA ASK JOKE THEN ROPE?
[nS`Quik] Ns
[nS`-upraw-] ty
[nS`-upraw-] aw bl
[nS`-upraw-] ow
[nS`-upraw-] aah
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April 17, 2013
<Pranksta> i was counting on my fingers and mixed up my left and right hand xd
August 11, 2013
KRD slaps StepS around a bit with a ninja trout.
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."
StepS slaps KRD around a bit with a 5:27 AM trout.
KRD: Time is for the weak.
Paperfold: "Welcome to the KRDungeon. It is currently ?:??. Please enjoy your stay."
Submitted by: GodiTo
[12:02:28] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] "i want to play" "me is pro" = ugly attemp at pretending not to know english. Even someone who just started studying english knows the difference between "I" and "me".
[12:02:58] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] in fact that is the very first thing they teach you: "hi, my name is Dario, I am from argentina, I am 23 years old".
[12:03:12] [pr] *Argentina
[12:03:13] [pr] XD
[12:03:17] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] ye, die caps
[12:02:58] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] in fact that is the very first thing they teach you: "hi, my name is Dario, I am from argentina, I am 23 years old".
[12:03:12] [pr] *Argentina
[12:03:13] [pr] XD
[12:03:17] [slNNNxDarioxOnL] ye, die caps
January 19, 2011
<CyberShadow> holy fuck Chrome's source code is 3.7 GB uncompressed
<CyberShadow> huh it has ffmpeg in it
<CyberShadow> hmm it has a folder called mozilla too
<CyberShadow> cygwin?
<CyberShadow> apache?
<CyberShadow> wtf.
<CyberShadow> xulrunner?
<CyberShadow> python?
<Wyv|work> w:a?
<CyberShadow> frankly I wouldn't be very surprised
<CyberShadow> ''something to play while it compiles (might take a while...)''
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<CyberShadow> huh it has ffmpeg in it
<CyberShadow> hmm it has a folder called mozilla too
<CyberShadow> cygwin?
<CyberShadow> apache?
<CyberShadow> wtf.
<CyberShadow> xulrunner?
<CyberShadow> python?
<Wyv|work> w:a?
<CyberShadow> frankly I wouldn't be very surprised
<CyberShadow> ''something to play while it compiles (might take a while...)''
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March 17, 2016
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
DIMI: make moles
WTF-8`GS2: DIY
DIMI: moles moles ubivales
WTF-8`GS2: .!host mole
DIMI: host mole
DIMI: and where moles ?
DIMI: make moles
August 28, 2015
15:51:47 Sensei: tfl any1?
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you
November 2, 2013
<DarkOne> !face Zexorz
<04@OutofOrder> Zexorz, your face is doing 2 things at once. [2241]
<LeTotalKiller> Programming UC website and playtesting Aberial? :)
<04@OutofOrder> Zexorz, your face is doing 2 things at once. [2241]
<LeTotalKiller> Programming UC website and playtesting Aberial? :)
November 28, 2014
<Omikron> I shook my keyboard upside down and some cheese came out...
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.
<Cheese> epic success.
<worMatty> You must have spilled some milk in it a while ago.
June 5, 2014
AndroUser = Piki1802
<AndroUser> You know what Zexorz, you'll get free aerial pts if you don't ban/kick me for a week.
<@Zexorz> !tb AndroUser 15s corruption
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82-170-180-42.ip.telfort.nl
* AndroUser was kicked by ChanServ ((Zexorz) corruption)
<AndroUser> You know what Zexorz, you'll get free aerial pts if you don't ban/kick me for a week.
<@Zexorz> !tb AndroUser 15s corruption
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@82-170-180-42.ip.telfort.nl
* AndroUser was kicked by ChanServ ((Zexorz) corruption)
November 8, 2013
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join
October 24, 2014
<KRD> Leaving this for later because I don't know wtf he's talking about.
<KRD> And the TestStuff bit is a complex question I don't have the time for right now.
<KRD> Because it's ping pong o'cock.
<KRD> C'clock, too.
<KRD> O'clock?
<KRD> And the TestStuff bit is a complex question I don't have the time for right now.
<KRD> Because it's ping pong o'cock.
<KRD> C'clock, too.
<KRD> O'clock?
Submitted by: Ramone on December 21, 2010
<Ramone> Ffie
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?
November 1, 2013
<StepS> just did a whowas on him
<StepS> looks like his life is gonna be hard
<Muzer> on whom?
<LeTotalKiller> You mean, due to that, StepS?
<LeTotalKiller> nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 45 0 SE 3.7.2.1 (Steam)
<LeTotalKiller> nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 23:44:59 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 37 0 PL 3.7.2.1
<LeTotalKiller> Nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 18:00:15 2013
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<StepS> Trolling succeeded
<StepS> looks like his life is gonna be hard
<Muzer> on whom?
<LeTotalKiller> You mean, due to that, StepS?
<LeTotalKiller> nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 45 0 SE 3.7.2.1 (Steam)
<LeTotalKiller> nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 23:44:59 2013
<LeTotalKiller> Nti was Username@no.address.for.you * 37 0 PL 3.7.2.1
<LeTotalKiller> Nti using wormnet1.team17.com Thu Oct 31 18:00:15 2013
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<StepS> Trolling succeeded