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Submitted by: Worm_gamer on May 17, 2014

#797 - Rating 15 -

[ea`almog`ckc] take a free wind
[ea`almog`ckc] win

Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010

#475 - Rating 16 -

ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?

May 16, 2010

#519 - Rating 4 -

[21:44] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> No idea why he stopped playing
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it

November 15, 2010

#587 - Rating 28 -

<KRD> It's simply the fact that my native language has no insults.
<DarkOne> you speak Disney?

#63 - Rating 10 -

[15:14] <DarkOne> "are you a real doctor? I only had to wait 5 minutes"

April 22, 2010

#502 - Rating 7 -

(Here's one for the Germans)

<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor

December 5, 2015

#1008 - Rating 15 -

[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls

June 21, 2011

#672 - Rating 17 -

<ropa> i use internet explorer because it sounds like a super hero

June 21, 2011

#672 - Rating 17 -

<ropa> i use internet explorer because it sounds like a super hero

March 8, 2016

#1025 - Rating 4 -

[Sensei`hcp] i'm starting to enjoy funners :/ yesterday 2 irish came into a game. everything was fine for 10-15 minutes, then one of them started shouting ALLAHU AKBAR in chat..
[xL`MBK] lol
[Sensei`hcp] next thing i know, guy took bazooka and killed both of his worms
[Sensei`hcp] i cried..
[NBRthewalrus] lol
[mij] indeed lol

#80 - Rating 3 -

[23:56] <Splongul> That reminds me
[23:56] <Splongul> Time to set myself a few notes
[23:57] <Splongul> I should take my clarinet in for repair tomorrow
[23:57] <TSR> I need new bass strings.
[23:57] <Splongul> You need a new clarinet if it needs strings

Submitted by: Konar6

#289 - Rating 4 -

<seahawks> how do you make a map?
<Konar6`s> You can find map authoring instructions here: http://worms2d.info/Colour_map
<seahawks> is there an easier way?
<seahawks> someone told me to press alt. f4 or something but it didnt work
<Konar6`s> lol, that was a joke
<Konar6`s> you can't make map using alt+f4
<Konar6`s> trust me

#164 - Rating 10 -

[19:40:36] <DarkOne> how long does it take to break out of a prison once you start?
[19:40:51] * Enty (~KTamas@85.223.117.248) has joined #worms
[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.

Submitted by: DarkOne on December 26, 2016

#1066 - Rating 5 -

<schafii> !face DarkOne
<@OutofOrder> DarkOne, your face is also dead permanently. [6039]
<schafii> like this
<@DarkOne> Ow, my face!
<@DarkOne> I mean
<@DarkOne> That didn't hurt, because it's dead.
<schafii> NecroticOne
<@DarkOne> It's because of that time I met Hannibal Lector
<@DarkOne> Though we did have some nice Chianti

August 8, 2013

#761 - Rating 5 -

MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
MOD`Pr1nCe> hellow ?
Fox`PeCeTfull> :P
Fox`PeCeTfull> maybe they're in a game
MOD`Pr1nCe> StepS vs. Incog who won ?
StepS> Incog
Fox`PeCeTfull> ask someone else, Pr1nCe
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Submitted by: Stepanesss on April 16, 2011

#661 - Rating 12 -

Trox> My mom stealed my RAMs, because I must study for the scholl -.- help

August 3, 2013

#758 - Rating 6 -

[che`StepS`FAW] i afk, hope nothing bad happens
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)

September 6, 2015

#982 - Rating 6 -

[BreastFedWalrus] if i liked fucking guys id definitely fuck one
[BreastFedWalrus] i cant coach myself into it though

October 22, 2015

#993 - Rating 6 -

*** Nich has joined #Help
Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
*** Nich has left #Help

October 2, 2017

#1097 - Rating 3 -

* Ming-DMC has joined #Help
<Ming-DMC> guys what is this roping stuff i just got caught of guard some player just roped araond me like spider-pig
<Ming-DMC> ?
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Submitted by: Turko on January 29, 2011

#626 - Rating 4 -

Capo> Who is the best JEDI?
Wormer> Is Warlord, he knows a trick by pressing Alt + F4, nobody beats him.
****Player disconnected: Heroes (Capo)
[From Prosnooper][Capo]> I pressed Alt + F4

August 14, 2015

#974 - Rating 2 -

Senseii is hosting a game: hoping xan will start TFL....
`XanKriegor is hosting a game: NO FK WAY

Submitted by: Ramone on November 27, 2010

#591 - Rating 10 -

<OutofOrder> hey Ram, we're playing a sheep BnG
<Ramone> U should play ram bng xD

October 29, 2015

#994 - Rating 3 -

*** windows-Vista has joined #Help
<windows-Vista> hello
<WTF-8> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#223 - Rating 6 -

<Wyv|work> virii, what's that? plural pluralis?
<Enty> plural for virus
<Wyv|work> plural pluralis, more like
<Enty> or that
<FilthyRichAndCatflap> 1 virus, 2 virii, Wyv.
<Auto> 3 viriii
<Wyv|work> i would have gone with viri, but: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plural_of_virus
<Auto> 4 viriv
<Wyv|work> lol at that having an own article
<Auto> 5 virv
<Auto> 6 virvi
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April 1, 2010

#496 - Rating 22 -

[20:24] <Balee> What's NDA?
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK

Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on July 4, 2013

#746 - Rating 20 -

<StepS> I have also pwned the resolution limit for a working mouse. Now the maximum possible resolution is only limited by your GPU. no more stuff like "2x size" etc.
<@OutofOrder> Your face is only limited by your GPU. [1412]
<StepS> ffuu
<LeTotalKiller> Auto has also pwned you.
<StepS> now you can run frontend on background since the limit is pwned
<StepS> and auto hasn`t pwned me
<StepS> which means I win
<Muzer> !lastface
<@OutofOrder> [1413] Your face is pwned.
<LeTotalKiller> He has, though.
<StepS> ffffuuuuuuuuuu
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Submitted by: Lex on December 16, 2010

#599 - Rating 12 -

21:34:14 <Lex> Rambo: get off the crack.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.

January 24, 2010

#470 - Rating 22 -

<Byte> I also want WA to do the dishes
<Byte> could I have a build for that?
<Deadcode> as long as you don't mind having big holes in your dishes
<Deadcode> from bazooka craters
<Byte> can't you just nuke them?
<Deadcode> ah yes, then they'd be sterile... but not clean
<Deadcode> unless the rising water cleans them ;)
<Deadcode> then they're lost at sea
<Deadcode> I suppose you could napalm 'em!
<DocOne> interesting!
<DocOne> every breakfast you can say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" then!

#64 - Rating 6 -

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top
thats still fucked up that you guys couldnt just ask me to remove it and show me where it states that in the rules and without any forewarning just remove it and say "i win" various complaints probably equated 2 anyways. but whatever, i dont care enough to make more of a fuss than i already have.

back on topic:

homeless: you are know it true that i am win
llGQllorangekid: chanserv says he qwxns you
homeless: chanserv i win every time at normal game and the shoppa
homeless: you no stand a chance against me
homeless: i win no matter what
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