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Submitted by: Konar6

#320 - Rating 10 -

<Frank> i just don't know what to do to start a game with him
<Konar6`s> Help: tell him how to host
<Help> To host a game, enter a WormNET channel (for example, #AnythingGoes) and click the Host button. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET . Note that you may need to do some network configuration first; see http://worms2d.info/Hosting .
<Konar6`s> :-)
<Frank> i'll see if it works otherwise i'll go watch some porn

January 5, 2013

#719 - Rating 5 -

<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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Submitted by: Bloopy on January 2, 2012

#684 - Rating 10 -

<Balee> I'm losing my mind due to hunger.
<Balee> Should have lunch.
* Balee is now known as Baleeat
<GreeN> im losing my mind due to hungarian

August 28, 2015

#980 - Rating 18 -

15:51:47 Sensei: tfl any1?
15:53:22 MarianRV: sensei,me tfl
15:55:06 Sensei: marian.. only your dick is willing to play with you

Submitted by: Xrayez on August 4, 2014

#814 - Rating 3 -

18:25:16 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: so
18:25:20 MarianRV: i bet i get paired with Adnan :)
18:25:25 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: it started?
18:25:28 MarianRV: not yet
18:25:28 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: no
18:25:32 MarianRV: :PP
18:25:34 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: ninjad again
18:25:35 UC`Mega`Adnan`A: lol
18:25:36 MarianRV: ninja'd again
18:25:39 `UC`Zexorz`dS`: LOOL

October 4, 2010

#575 - Rating 5 -

[18:41:25] [MikeyDread] SEX DRUGS AND WALL x WALL

February 18, 2017

#1073 - Rating 3 -

<NBRgab> i'm too mad to be treated as a person right now

#326 - Rating 3 -

[16:34:54] * odyss (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
[16:34:55] <Konar6`s> if he comes here to annoy us again, I will throw a brick into his window
[16:35:20] * odyss (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
[16:35:25] <Rioter> please proceed

June 6, 2014

#802 - Rating 10 -

* Alice has joined #Help
<Alice> What am I doing here ?
<StepS> hi
<StepS> Dunno
<StepS> What do you mean?
<Alice> Idk I'm lost
<StepS> oh
* Alice has left #Help
* HPdator has joined #Help
<StepS> Alice in the Wonderland
* HPdator has left #Help
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October 22, 2015

#992 - Rating 7 -

00:29: Schlange> !host bow and row

September 21, 2010

#572 - Rating 4 -

[00:23:54] [sGodP`nlF] it's the same... masturbating is the safest thing in sex...except if you do it in the car while driving

January 25, 2017

#1068 - Rating 5 -

Sbaffo`: aweonaooo
MIGHTY`taner: baffo i hear ur a homosexual
Sbaffo`: yeah you heard right bro
MIGHTY`taner: i have no further questions
Sbaffo`: fine
Sbaffo`: :-*

Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010

#492 - Rating 5 -

<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.

#44 - Rating 15 -

[17:44:42] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:44:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Melon
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:40] <KRD> Done. Dinner.
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:45] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.

April 4, 2013

#732 - Rating 15 -

[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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December 25, 2013

#784 - Rating 3 -

[PeJ`AeF] yesterday i came from toilet during t17 turn
[PeJ`AeF] saw i have turn last seconbds
[PeJ`AeF] with toiletpaper in hand
[PeJ`AeF] started to walk and it was wrong directiona nd i plopped

#98 - Rating 6 -

[01:54:35] <PaulPower> !8 Who wants CAKE!?
[01:54:35] <ChanServ>PaulPower: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.

February 18, 2016

#1023 - Rating 18 -

StepS: That was a joke
KRD: So's your face.
schafii: SOS your face

#22 - Rating 5 -

[09:14] <+RynoSFX> fiz knows a thing or two about climaxing
[09:15] <@M3ntal> haha
[09:15] <@M3ntal> shame his gf doesn't :P
[09:15] <+fiz> I HATE YOU GUYS :(
[09:15] <@M3ntal> rofl

#44 - Rating 15 -

#332 - Rating 3 -

<InvoluntaryLuge> Big gigantic meh
<Wyv> meh
<KRD> !big Meh.
<Enty> mehity meh
<KRD> Where's Rioter's bot the one time it's needed...

Submitted by: Xrayez on August 4, 2014

#814 - Rating 3 -

#60 - Rating 10 -

[llGQllsaltyk9] u know how much of my life i waste waiting for water to boil or ovens to preheat

February 15, 2015

#850 - Rating 5 -

3:21:54 PM RandomBot: Can't get the pork out of bottle? Minimize the pork.
3:22:02 PM RandomBot: Or maximize the bottle.
3:22:36 PM `PyroMan: or skip the bottle upside down and hit its bottom

#234 - Rating 3 -

23:01 Deadcode\Breakfast is now known as Deadcode\Downstairs
...
23:10 Deadcode\Upstairs has joined #worms
23:10 <KRD> Oh no. The two Deadcodes might collide.
23:10 <KRD> Then you'll be offline for months again. D:

Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011

#636 - Rating 16 -

Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:

"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";

"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";

"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".

#42 - Rating 5 -

<ropa> If the bull could choose
<ropa> I bet he'd rather live a life in an awesome place with all possible cares, and food
<ropa> Than to live in the wilderness having to fetch his own food and live those ~5 extra years
<worMatty> Ah but if the bull could choose, he may not do, because to surround himself with luxury and material pleasures would not provide spiritual enlightenment!
<ropa> True
<ropa> But I don't think Bulls would be too smart or too spiritual
<worMatty> If I were a bull I'd rather be wild.
<PaulPower> It's also a nasty way to die
<worMatty> Well, they must be smart enough for that if they can choose and contemplate what kind of life they want to live.
<HHC> me too matty
<PaulPower> Although true, there are many nasty ways to die in t'wild as well
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#167 - Rating 62 -

Omus> my fav thing on worms lately is to host game called shoppa brazil and then boot brazillians when they join

November 1, 2010

#584 - Rating 10 -

<CyberShadow> KRD: http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/463
<KRD> Wow.
<KRD> That's extremely weird.
<CyberShadow> lol
<Wyv|work> and probably extremely insider, i don't get anything there
<KRD> I was doing alright the first three panels.
<KRD> Then TSR stepped in.
<CyberShadow> LOL
<Wyv|work> rofl

Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012

#712 - Rating 5 -

<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.

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