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[12:03:06] [xSQDxSuPbUdDy-V] once i told chanserv to go suck his mommas double ended vibrator
[12:03:14] [xSQDxSuPbUdDy-V] and i got kicked and banded for 560 minutes
[12:03:14] [xSQDxSuPbUdDy-V] and i got kicked and banded for 560 minutes
September 16, 2009
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
September 11, 2009
[19:05:33] <KRD> When's Spain playing their next game?
[19:06:11] <ropa> I think there's a break no?
[19:06:55] <KRD> Today it is, yes.
[19:07:05] <KRD> We play tomorrow evening, I think.
[19:07:42] <ropa> we play in 3 days
[19:08:01] <ropa> against noob lituania
[19:08:16] <KRD> You'll get your asses whooped.
[19:08:43] <KRD> Didn't they beat you just earlier?
[19:09:04] <ropa> no
[19:09:24] <ropa> spain hasn't lost a friendly in years
[19:10:29] <ropa> wait
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[19:06:11] <ropa> I think there's a break no?
[19:06:55] <KRD> Today it is, yes.
[19:07:05] <KRD> We play tomorrow evening, I think.
[19:07:42] <ropa> we play in 3 days
[19:08:01] <ropa> against noob lituania
[19:08:16] <KRD> You'll get your asses whooped.
[19:08:43] <KRD> Didn't they beat you just earlier?
[19:09:04] <ropa> no
[19:09:24] <ropa> spain hasn't lost a friendly in years
[19:10:29] <ropa> wait
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Submitted by: Balee on September 11, 2009
<ropa> knock knock
<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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September 11, 2009
[10:34] <Lex> Quickdraw, if nobody's around, it's best to ask your question and someone may eventually respond with your name like i'm doing now. if you have sound highlights enabled, you will hear a handy sound which will alert you to the response.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
[10:34] * Quickdraw has quit IRC (Quit: HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- s0 d4Mn l33t |t'z 5c4rY!)
[10:34] <Lex> NOOOOOO
[10:35] <KRD> Lmfao.
[10:35] <Lex> that was the fastest quit in the west. he lives up to his name.
Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
<@KRD> Uno time, Rioter!
<Rioter> Uno
<Rioter> who called me
<@KRD> Hahahah.
<Rioter> Uno
<Rioter> who called me
<@KRD> Hahahah.
Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
<Kiv> cba afr ktl Hello, how are you ?
<@KRD> Can't be arsed assisting fallen rocketeers, knowing their lethargy.
<@KRD> Can't be arsed assisting fallen rocketeers, knowing their lethargy.
Submitted by: Rioter on September 5, 2009
<+Rioter> >
<+Rioter> ?
<@Bloopy> what a depressing waste of punctuation
<+Rioter> ?
<@Bloopy> what a depressing waste of punctuation
September 3, 2009
[18:02:56] <KRD> I used it.
[18:03:04] <Enty> so did us
[18:03:06] <Enty> ohwell
[18:03:39] * Enty is now known as EntyAway
[18:04:07] <ropa|web> has it reached the point where Enty refers to himself as several people?
[18:03:04] <Enty> so did us
[18:03:06] <Enty> ohwell
[18:03:39] * Enty is now known as EntyAway
[18:04:07] <ropa|web> has it reached the point where Enty refers to himself as several people?
August 28, 2009
[21:42:15] <Cueshark> there's only so many :< faces you can find in the pattern of the hospital ceiling before you start getting bored
August 25, 2009
<Bloopy> I would fail any vision challenge right now
<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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August 24, 2009
<Balee> Curse you, KRD!
<Balee> I almost choke on the mucus in my throat after your statement!
<KRD> I make people oversalivate now?
<Balee> No.
<Balee> I can has cold.
<KRD> Oh. Ouch.
<Balee> Yup.
<Balee> Ouch indeed.
<Balee> Most of my bodyparts hurt. I didn't even know some of them existed.
<Wyv|work> so what's it like being four-armed
<Balee> I almost choke on the mucus in my throat after your statement!
<KRD> I make people oversalivate now?
<Balee> No.
<Balee> I can has cold.
<KRD> Oh. Ouch.
<Balee> Yup.
<Balee> Ouch indeed.
<Balee> Most of my bodyparts hurt. I didn't even know some of them existed.
<Wyv|work> so what's it like being four-armed
August 24, 2009
[08:37:51] <LexSfX> hi V
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
[08:38:05] <CyberShadow> hi L
[08:38:08] <LexSfX> :O
[08:38:16] <LexSfX> that's A to you, mister!
August 19, 2009
[23:18:03] <KRD> Google ads just managed to offer me something I'm actually interested in for the first time after all these years.
[23:18:21] <KRD> RACE DUCKS
[23:18:21] <KRD> Professional Rubber Ducks Producer - Different designs available.
[23:18:21] <KRD> www.leewing.com.hk
[23:19:35] <Balee_MOD> What page were you looking at, lol?
[23:20:19] <KRD> My Gmail outbox. D:
[23:20:25] <Balee_MOD> Löl.
[23:18:21] <KRD> RACE DUCKS
[23:18:21] <KRD> Professional Rubber Ducks Producer - Different designs available.
[23:18:21] <KRD> www.leewing.com.hk
[23:19:35] <Balee_MOD> What page were you looking at, lol?
[23:20:19] <KRD> My Gmail outbox. D:
[23:20:25] <Balee_MOD> Löl.
August 12, 2009
[11:47:25] [NAiL`bOr] wanna tus goditio u noob?
[11:47:35] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] clap clap clap
[11:47:39] [NAiL`bOr] or u scared?
[11:47:41] [NAiL`bOr] as usual?
[11:47:46] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] clap clap clap
[11:47:48] [NAiL`bOr] scared yes?
[11:48:11] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] u can't say anything else than scared?
[11:48:13] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] :o
[11:48:27] [NAiL`bOr] u scared to tus me
[11:48:31] [NAiL`bOr] ?
[11:48:37] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] rofl
[11:47:35] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] clap clap clap
[11:47:39] [NAiL`bOr] or u scared?
[11:47:41] [NAiL`bOr] as usual?
[11:47:46] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] clap clap clap
[11:47:48] [NAiL`bOr] scared yes?
[11:48:11] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] u can't say anything else than scared?
[11:48:13] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] :o
[11:48:27] [NAiL`bOr] u scared to tus me
[11:48:31] [NAiL`bOr] ?
[11:48:37] [s2k`GodiTo`nlF`] rofl
Submitted by: Balee on August 7, 2009
<Cueshark> I now have :< written on my desk with permanent marker..just in case I forget how to write that smiley
August 6, 2009
[sDevilage] u came to talk abou god?
[sDevilage] about*
[STAxDoubletime] Who is talking about god ?
[STAxDoubletime] The only god you shall worship is the god of time ><
[sDevilage] all nerds shall perish
[sDevilage] about*
[STAxDoubletime] Who is talking about god ?
[STAxDoubletime] The only god you shall worship is the god of time ><
[sDevilage] all nerds shall perish
Submitted by: Rioter on August 2, 2009
<Rioter> .roulette
<Kryten> Rioter|Dell: chamber 1 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Rioter> ow
<Rioter> how dare yiu
<Rioter> .roulette
<Kryten> Rioter: chamber 1 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Rioter> OI
<Kryten> Rioter|Dell: chamber 1 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Rioter> ow
<Rioter> how dare yiu
<Rioter> .roulette
<Kryten> Rioter: chamber 1 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Rioter> OI
August 2, 2009
[19:55] <Sogeking> sogeking can host
[19:56] <MOD`Rioter> any other information?
[19:56] <MOD`Rioter> i.e. Clan, country
[19:57] <Sogeking> wo has that alrady
[19:58] <MOD`Rioter> yes but I don't
[19:58] <Sogeking> why do you need it
[19:58] <MOD`Rioter> can you please not be difficult and just give it to me please
[19:59] <Sogeking> please please USA please no clan please
[19:59] <MOD`Rioter> ...
[19:59] <MOD`Rioter> thanks for the sarcasm
[19:56] <MOD`Rioter> any other information?
[19:56] <MOD`Rioter> i.e. Clan, country
[19:57] <Sogeking> wo has that alrady
[19:58] <MOD`Rioter> yes but I don't
[19:58] <Sogeking> why do you need it
[19:58] <MOD`Rioter> can you please not be difficult and just give it to me please
[19:59] <Sogeking> please please USA please no clan please
[19:59] <MOD`Rioter> ...
[19:59] <MOD`Rioter> thanks for the sarcasm
July 31, 2009
<Robi> .roulette
<Kryten> Robi: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 5 of 6 => +click+
* Kryten spins the cylinder
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<Kryten> Robi: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 2 of 6 => +click+
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 3 of 6 => +click+
<Balee> .roulette
<Kryten> Balee: chamber 4 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 5 of 6 => +click+
* Kryten spins the cylinder
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July 31, 2009
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 4 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<WyvConAttendant> guess the trip's off, Wyv :(
<OutofOrder> .roulette
<Kryten> OutofOrder: chamber 1 of 6 => +click+
<WyvConAttendant> .roulette
<Kryten> WyvConAttendant: chamber 2 of 6 => *BANG*
* Kryten reloads
<Konar6> :D
<WyvConAttendant> I'm a bullet magnet!
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July 30, 2009
<+CyberShadow> oaeuididns
<+CyberShadow> mm, erain of my keys aren' working
<ropar> erain
<ropar> type "tc" if you're not stupid
<ropar> tc
<+CyberShadow> tc
<ropar> :(
<+CyberShadow> (opy-pase)
<ropar> LOL
<+CyberShadow> mm, erain of my keys aren' working
<ropar> erain
<ropar> type "tc" if you're not stupid
<ropar> tc
<+CyberShadow> tc
<ropar> :(
<+CyberShadow> (opy-pase)
<ropar> LOL
July 26, 2009
*when trying to trap Bloopy's fake*
[xTHCxDrumstick] where u guys from? im from montreal
[ryanMURPHY] fort worth
[ryanMURPHY] tx
[ryanMURPHY] both of us
[xTHCxDrumstick] ok
[xTHCxBloopy] we moved from new zealand
[ryanMURPHY] oh yeah?
[xTHCxDrumstick] where u guys from? im from montreal
[ryanMURPHY] fort worth
[ryanMURPHY] tx
[ryanMURPHY] both of us
[xTHCxDrumstick] ok
[xTHCxBloopy] we moved from new zealand
[ryanMURPHY] oh yeah?
July 24, 2009
<YUBY> BUT AFTER I WAS WAITING FOR 40 SECONDS IT APPEARS AN ERROR
<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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Submitted by: Balee on July 23, 2009
<InfectedDrone> krd did you read my analgoy about worth?
<InfectedDrone> logy*
<InfectedDrone> god that sounds so wrong :/
<InfectedDrone> logy*
<InfectedDrone> god that sounds so wrong :/
July 22, 2009
<Enty> FFie: you seriously need an AC ;o
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
<FFie`outside> outside?
<Wyv|work> an aging chimpanzee?
<CyberShadow> acting course?
<Wyv|work> acquaintance canned?
<CyberShadow> android collection?
<Enty> air conditioner
<Enty> ...
July 15, 2009
<Dender> can i be cool too?
<FortyFour> Never
<FortyFour> You're German
<FortyFour> It's impossible
<Dender> but i fucked a girl
<Dender> several times :/
<FortyFour> A German girl
<Dender> meh
<FortyFour> So it may as well have been a dude, or a goat
<Dender> even totaly german
<FortyFour> Or some kind of leprous panther
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<FortyFour> Never
<FortyFour> You're German
<FortyFour> It's impossible
<Dender> but i fucked a girl
<Dender> several times :/
<FortyFour> A German girl
<Dender> meh
<FortyFour> So it may as well have been a dude, or a goat
<Dender> even totaly german
<FortyFour> Or some kind of leprous panther
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July 4, 2009
[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..