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[21:44] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> No idea why he stopped playing
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 10, 2010
<Wyv|work> you're still not done molesting your platypus
<AchievementUnlocked> Tell that to the platypus
* Balee is now known as Platypus
<Platypus> meow
* Wyv|work is speechless
<AchievementUnlocked> I know, right
<AchievementUnlocked> Since when did a platypus fucking meow
<Platypus> meow-meow-meow-bamm
<Wyv|work> since it started trying to be more convincing in its mammal charade?
* Platypus doesn't let Balee take his nickname back
* Platypus is now known as Balee
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<AchievementUnlocked> Tell that to the platypus
* Balee is now known as Platypus
<Platypus> meow
* Wyv|work is speechless
<AchievementUnlocked> I know, right
<AchievementUnlocked> Since when did a platypus fucking meow
<Platypus> meow-meow-meow-bamm
<Wyv|work> since it started trying to be more convincing in its mammal charade?
* Platypus doesn't let Balee take his nickname back
* Platypus is now known as Balee
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May 10, 2010
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> And that's funnier than the shit I got quoted for earlier
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Who the fuck uploaded that
<Wyv|work> stepanesss is knee-deep in the process of making a name for himself
<Wyv|work> the stalest submissions are his
<eViLx> xDD
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> The only upside is that I got yet another nick on the WQDB
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> I think I should set myself some kind of challenge
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Like 50 different quoted nicks
<Wyv|work> achievement unlocked?
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Indeed
* PeteIncavigliasLegs is now known as AchievementUnlocked
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Who the fuck uploaded that
<Wyv|work> stepanesss is knee-deep in the process of making a name for himself
<Wyv|work> the stalest submissions are his
<eViLx> xDD
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> The only upside is that I got yet another nick on the WQDB
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> I think I should set myself some kind of challenge
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Like 50 different quoted nicks
<Wyv|work> achievement unlocked?
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Indeed
* PeteIncavigliasLegs is now known as AchievementUnlocked
May 10, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletimes>
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Oh FFS
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Not this jackass
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Quick, Balee, go reply to Doubletime
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Maybe it'll be like how you put out fires with explosions
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Getting rid of one inconvenience by using another
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Oh FFS
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Not this jackass
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Quick, Balee, go reply to Doubletime
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Maybe it'll be like how you put out fires with explosions
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Getting rid of one inconvenience by using another
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 10, 2010
<@KRD> Hikka.
<DrPhilharmonic> KRD SUCKS
<DrPhilharmonic> In all seriousness though KRD
<DrPhilharmonic> Helos
<DrPhilharmonic> How are we today?
<DrPhilharmonic> Silent, apparently
<DrPhilharmonic> KRD SUCKS
<DrPhilharmonic> In all seriousness though KRD
<DrPhilharmonic> Helos
<DrPhilharmonic> How are we today?
<DrPhilharmonic> Silent, apparently
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
Submitted by: Rioter on May 3, 2010
<Kottizen> KRD?
<Wyv|work> yes?
<Wyv|work> (i speak for him)
<Wyv|work> yes?
<Wyv|work> (i speak for him)
April 27, 2010
[14:02] maarten: So you admit you have no friends?
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: I have 1 friend
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: Myself
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: As you've described
[14:02] maarten: Aaaand quoted.
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: I have 1 friend
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: Myself
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: As you've described
[14:02] maarten: Aaaand quoted.
April 24, 2010
[K3Kk`TdC] seni i dnt se ur host
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
April 24, 2010
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> I cook everything I don't like
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> Why do you think no one's seen HHC in here forever
<maarten> Liar
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> I baked him in a pie
<maarten> The world would be a much hotter place if you cooked everything you don't like
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> !seen HHC
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary, HHC (~TSR@<some IP address>) was last seen changing nick to TokiWartooth in GameSurge 88wks 3days 13hrs 30mins 21secs ago.
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> LOL
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> OK, so last time the nick HHC was used in here I used it lol
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> Why do you think no one's seen HHC in here forever
<maarten> Liar
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> I baked him in a pie
<maarten> The world would be a much hotter place if you cooked everything you don't like
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> !seen HHC
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary, HHC (~TSR@<some IP address>) was last seen changing nick to TokiWartooth in GameSurge 88wks 3days 13hrs 30mins 21secs ago.
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> LOL
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> OK, so last time the nick HHC was used in here I used it lol
Submitted by: GodiTo on April 22, 2010
Msciciel september 13, 2008
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
April 22, 2010
(Here's one for the Germans)
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
April 21, 2010
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He'll make you want to kill yourself just to have something to do
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He makes Andy Murray look like a ray of fucking sunshine
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He makes Andy Murray look like a ray of fucking sunshine
Submitted by: Balee on April 16, 2010
<UndeniableSandwich> Although it does occur to me at this point the most odd nick I could actually use is TSR
<Baleeat> Or Pingu.
<UndeniableSandwich> Nope
<Baleeat> Pope.
<Baleeat> !seen Pingu
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] Baleeat, sorry, Pingu has not been seen by me.
<UndeniableSandwich> !seen TSR
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] UndeniableSandwich, TSR was last seen changing nick to SatanClaus in GameSurge 86wks 4days 33mins 12secs ago.
<UndeniableSandwich> Hah
<Baleeat> See, even Bloopy didn't see Pingu yet.
<UndeniableSandwich> SatanClaus, that was a good one
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<Baleeat> Or Pingu.
<UndeniableSandwich> Nope
<Baleeat> Pope.
<Baleeat> !seen Pingu
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] Baleeat, sorry, Pingu has not been seen by me.
<UndeniableSandwich> !seen TSR
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] UndeniableSandwich, TSR was last seen changing nick to SatanClaus in GameSurge 86wks 4days 33mins 12secs ago.
<UndeniableSandwich> Hah
<Baleeat> See, even Bloopy didn't see Pingu yet.
<UndeniableSandwich> SatanClaus, that was a good one
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April 15, 2010
[carhartt] harris
[carhartt] you do realize youre getting kicked
[carhartt] since you are lit up and the map isnt even set nor the scheme
[Harris6] all my friends and family are dead
[carhartt] ROFL
[dt`Mablak`b2b] wow.
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Guess he stays then
[carhartt] you do realize youre getting kicked
[carhartt] since you are lit up and the map isnt even set nor the scheme
[Harris6] all my friends and family are dead
[carhartt] ROFL
[dt`Mablak`b2b] wow.
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Guess he stays then
April 13, 2010
ropa:
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.
First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.
Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.
Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...
But there is still hope...
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.
First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.
Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.
Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...
But there is still hope...
April 10, 2010
* xJEDIxV1RvSgart (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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April 1, 2010
[20:24] <Balee> What's NDA?
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
April 1, 2010
<+DarkOne> stop assuming I know anything about computers!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
March 31, 2010
[22:23] <Robi> good evening veronica
[22:24] <pisto> what? a girl?
[22:24] <pisto> where?
[22:24] <pisto> what? a girl?
[22:24] <pisto> where?
Submitted by: Rioter on March 31, 2010
<@CyberShadow> Everytime you use w*Kick, God kills a kitten.
<@CyberShadow> Please, think of the kittens.
<@CyberShadow> Please, think of the kittens.
Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.
March 21, 2010
[KRD] Hi
[ropa-cfc] Sorry, I don't usually greet people in the pre-game lobby screen, it shows lack of elitism.
[ropa-cfc] hi nontheless
[KRD] Oh, it was a sarcastic "Hi" anyway.
[ropa-cfc] Sorry, I don't usually greet people in the pre-game lobby screen, it shows lack of elitism.
[ropa-cfc] hi nontheless
[KRD] Oh, it was a sarcastic "Hi" anyway.
March 18, 2010
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Wait a minute, why did the chat phone appear on the right side of the screen?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?
Submitted by: GodiTo on March 16, 2010
[2010-03-16 18.39.25] [SirJuice`CKC] 3
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 2
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 1
[2010-03-16 18.39.30] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] well...
[2010-03-16 18.39.32] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,9
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] be ready with zook XD
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,8
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [dpxobscure`b2b] dont kick him
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,7
[2010-03-16 18.39.37] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,6
[2010-03-16 18.39.38] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,5
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[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 2
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 1
[2010-03-16 18.39.30] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] well...
[2010-03-16 18.39.32] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,9
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] be ready with zook XD
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,8
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [dpxobscure`b2b] dont kick him
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,7
[2010-03-16 18.39.37] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,6
[2010-03-16 18.39.38] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,5
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March 15, 2010
<Balee> Nicky, you have EVERY fetish humanly possible, you don't count.
<PalmtopTiger> Nahnahnah, I have no crush for girls in glasses
<PalmtopTiger> So you fail.
<Maz> Girls in glasses? Like, tiny ones?
<Maz> You'd have to be careful, incase you picked up the wrong glass, and drunk a girl.
<PalmtopTiger> Nahnahnah, I have no crush for girls in glasses
<PalmtopTiger> So you fail.
<Maz> Girls in glasses? Like, tiny ones?
<Maz> You'd have to be careful, incase you picked up the wrong glass, and drunk a girl.
Submitted by: GodiTo on March 14, 2010
Spaazi`TdC> Told you, I gotta go to my girl's. Sex time.
xTdCxToxiC> u can watch porn while u rope
xTdCxToxiC> u cant fuck while roping
Spaazi`TdC> LOL
xTdCxToxiC> u can watch porn while u rope
xTdCxToxiC> u cant fuck while roping
Spaazi`TdC> LOL
March 11, 2010
<ropa|web> Browsing archive.org for old wormy goodies is a torture. It's like having a bunch small porn thumbails and when you click on them to see boobs it shows a huge penis
March 10, 2010
<ropa|web> i liked the...
<ropa|web> wait
* ropa|web is now known as NotRopa
<NotRopa> i liked the FB menus
* NotRopa is now known as ropa|web
<OutofOrder> :D
<ropa|web> rofl FB was noob stfu
<ropa|web> wait
* ropa|web is now known as NotRopa
<NotRopa> i liked the FB menus
* NotRopa is now known as ropa|web
<OutofOrder> :D
<ropa|web> rofl FB was noob stfu