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<Lex> i totally just cheese-grated my finger while reaching in to get a pot from the cupboard
February 1, 2011
<@kilobyte> I just cant imagine how you would explain this to your parents
<@kilobyte> "look maa' theres a cup on my shelves"
<@kilobyte> dady, where did this kid get that award? I dont remember him doing any sport competition like that
<@kilobyte> "look maa' theres a cup on my shelves"
<@kilobyte> dady, where did this kid get that award? I dont remember him doing any sport competition like that
Submitted by: Rioter on February 1, 2011
<Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> 17:47:37 <Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<@Lex> 17:47:45 <Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> done.
<Rioter> you lazy bastarde
<@Lex> oh, sorry. "done."
<Rioter> >.>
<Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> 17:47:37 <Rioter> Right, I'm fixing WQDB again.
<@Lex> 17:47:45 <Rioter> Someone give me a quote with " " these things
<@Lex> done.
<Rioter> you lazy bastarde
<@Lex> oh, sorry. "done."
<Rioter> >.>
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
January 31, 2011
(an American guy): is it reall off all over Egypt?
(an American guy): the whore Contrey?
(an American guy): Hole
(an American guy): OMFG.. I can not speck english
(an American guy): ROFL
(an American guy): speek
Kilobyte: yes, at least the CNN said it. Mobile services too
Kilobyte: let me help you, its SPEAK
(an American guy): the whore Contrey?
(an American guy): Hole
(an American guy): OMFG.. I can not speck english
(an American guy): ROFL
(an American guy): speek
Kilobyte: yes, at least the CNN said it. Mobile services too
Kilobyte: let me help you, its SPEAK
Submitted by: Turko on January 29, 2011
Capo> Who is the best JEDI?
Wormer> Is Warlord, he knows a trick by pressing Alt + F4, nobody beats him.
****Player disconnected: Heroes (Capo)
[From Prosnooper][Capo]> I pressed Alt + F4
Wormer> Is Warlord, he knows a trick by pressing Alt + F4, nobody beats him.
****Player disconnected: Heroes (Capo)
[From Prosnooper][Capo]> I pressed Alt + F4
January 24, 2011
[LEx] Thankye.
[Mablak] Extra ye points
(During one of the early style contests.)
[Mablak] Extra ye points
(During one of the early style contests.)
January 23, 2011
<WhatIsThisIDontEven> I already have too many Germans on my fb
<WhatIsThisIDontEven> Wyv
<WhatIsThisIDontEven> Wyv
January 19, 2011
<CyberShadow> holy fuck Chrome's source code is 3.7 GB uncompressed
<CyberShadow> huh it has ffmpeg in it
<CyberShadow> hmm it has a folder called mozilla too
<CyberShadow> cygwin?
<CyberShadow> apache?
<CyberShadow> wtf.
<CyberShadow> xulrunner?
<CyberShadow> python?
<Wyv|work> w:a?
<CyberShadow> frankly I wouldn't be very surprised
<CyberShadow> ''something to play while it compiles (might take a while...)''
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<CyberShadow> huh it has ffmpeg in it
<CyberShadow> hmm it has a folder called mozilla too
<CyberShadow> cygwin?
<CyberShadow> apache?
<CyberShadow> wtf.
<CyberShadow> xulrunner?
<CyberShadow> python?
<Wyv|work> w:a?
<CyberShadow> frankly I wouldn't be very surprised
<CyberShadow> ''something to play while it compiles (might take a while...)''
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January 18, 2011
<+Wyv> who was it again that signs his name with the letter X and usually spells it wrong?
<+Wyv> cohen the barbarian?
<DarkOne> <3
<+Lex> Conan?
<DarkOne> cohen
<+Wyv> cohen
<+Lex> isn't Cohen an Israeli last name?
<+Wyv> discworld reference!
<DarkOne> no, it's a barbarian
<DarkOne> very old one
<DarkOne> a lifetime of experience in not dying
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<+Wyv> cohen the barbarian?
<DarkOne> <3
<+Lex> Conan?
<DarkOne> cohen
<+Wyv> cohen
<+Lex> isn't Cohen an Israeli last name?
<+Wyv> discworld reference!
<DarkOne> no, it's a barbarian
<DarkOne> very old one
<DarkOne> a lifetime of experience in not dying
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January 15, 2011
Joschi: I have 2 SW left
Joschi: bad counter :(
wxwnoob: Bad counter? PEOPLE HEAR THISSS!! Im the bad counter!!!! I thought SW was -45.3129345 but it looks I miscalculated!!! OMFG!!!!!
Joschi: bad counter :(
wxwnoob: Bad counter? PEOPLE HEAR THISSS!! Im the bad counter!!!! I thought SW was -45.3129345 but it looks I miscalculated!!! OMFG!!!!!
January 15, 2011
kilobyte: he used to be a normal pro player and now he plays shoppa only? Thats what I call burn out :D
January 10, 2011
<CyberShadow> also you need to update your game
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
Submitted by: Stepanesss on January 9, 2011
StepS> hi
StepS> how to anonymize my ip at gamesurge
Balee> I don't know.
StepS> krd told that you know
Balee> I don't know why he thinks I know.
StepS> well i didnt really know that you know, sorry you know.
Balee> I know.
StepS> what do you know? you know that I didn't know that you don't know?
StepS> or maybe you know that i didnt really know that krd knew that you know?
StepS> how to anonymize my ip at gamesurge
Balee> I don't know.
StepS> krd told that you know
Balee> I don't know why he thinks I know.
StepS> well i didnt really know that you know, sorry you know.
Balee> I know.
StepS> what do you know? you know that I didn't know that you don't know?
StepS> or maybe you know that i didnt really know that krd knew that you know?
Submitted by: Lex on January 8, 2011
05:53:27 <Marach> there's just so many witty responses to that i don't know what to choose
05:53:46 <BlueMaxima> Pick one. WQDB will appreciate the new quote
05:54:02 <Marach> nah their standards can't be THAT low
05:54:14 <BlueMaxima> They let TSR in on a regular basis
05:54:27 <Marach> point taken
05:53:46 <BlueMaxima> Pick one. WQDB will appreciate the new quote
05:54:02 <Marach> nah their standards can't be THAT low
05:54:14 <BlueMaxima> They let TSR in on a regular basis
05:54:27 <Marach> point taken
December 31, 2010
<Wyv> and yeah, a bit, but she's not particularly interested :)
<Wyv> though she said she appreciated the curiosity!
<GreeN> yea shes classy
<GreeN> xD
<Balee> What are you talking about, dating or games? D:
<GreeN> dating IN games
<Balee> That's...
<GreeN> the best kind
<Balee> ...interesting.
<madog> lol worst
* Balee slowly backs off.
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<Wyv> though she said she appreciated the curiosity!
<GreeN> yea shes classy
<GreeN> xD
<Balee> What are you talking about, dating or games? D:
<GreeN> dating IN games
<Balee> That's...
<GreeN> the best kind
<Balee> ...interesting.
<madog> lol worst
* Balee slowly backs off.
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December 29, 2010
<Balee> Raping your childhood, one chestbuster Tiger at a time.
December 28, 2010
[skunk3] shes sexy too
[skunk3] i honestly dont know why shes talking to me LOL
[skunk3] i honestly dont know why shes talking to me LOL
December 28, 2010
[16:09] <DarkOne> !8 did HHC make any sense in his posts?
[16:09] <ChanServ> DarkOne: No.
[16:09] <HHC> indeed!
[16:10] <DarkOne> new out of context sig, Kiros?
[16:10] <Kiros> Looks like it!
[16:09] <ChanServ> DarkOne: No.
[16:09] <HHC> indeed!
[16:10] <DarkOne> new out of context sig, Kiros?
[16:10] <Kiros> Looks like it!
December 27, 2010
[17:25:34] [sGodP`nlF] { if mod=CesarVastuk then pairings=true { 10 mins at least} mod,x,pairings=char; }
December 27, 2010
[17:21:26] [sGodP`nlF] actually : DENnis, not ENnis
[17:21:35] [Waffle] PENis
[17:21:38] [cD`peja] lol
[17:21:35] [Waffle] PENis
[17:21:38] [cD`peja] lol
Submitted by: GodiTo on December 21, 2010
[12:56:56] [Uzurpator] any1 wanna kill me?
[12:57:03] [Dave] !yes
[12:57:03] [Dave] !yes
Submitted by: Ramone on December 21, 2010
<Ramone> Ffie
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?
<Ramone> I have 28 players
<Ramone> what do I do?
<DarkOne> start an orchestra?
Submitted by: Rioter on December 20, 2010
<Rioter> you're not that special, you're not dead so you can't be famous
<ElaboratePolysyllabicCrap> More famous than you
<Rioter> that wasn't the point
<ElaboratePolysyllabicCrap> I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs
<Rioter> THEIF
<Rioter> you cannot steal quotes
<ElaboratePolysyllabicCrap> THAT WAS MY QUOTE, DICK
<ElaboratePolysyllabicCrap> More famous than you
<Rioter> that wasn't the point
<ElaboratePolysyllabicCrap> I bypassed your point and took your comments out of context to suit my own needs
<Rioter> THEIF
<Rioter> you cannot steal quotes
<ElaboratePolysyllabicCrap> THAT WAS MY QUOTE, DICK
Submitted by: Lex on December 20, 2010
22:46:59 * ChanServ changes topic to '05 A place to get help, or help others'
22:47:00 * enajenado has joined #Help
22:47:04 <Lex> hello.
22:47:10 <Lex> with what do you want help?
22:47:29 <enajenado> really i wanna someone help me
22:47:35 <Lex> what with?
22:48:08 <enajenado> i want play with someone but i cant get in at matchs
22:48:12 <enajenado> what i do
22:48:13 <enajenado> ??
22:48:39 <Lex> what? you can't 'get in at matchs'?
22:48:47 <enajenado> yes
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22:47:00 * enajenado has joined #Help
22:47:04 <Lex> hello.
22:47:10 <Lex> with what do you want help?
22:47:29 <enajenado> really i wanna someone help me
22:47:35 <Lex> what with?
22:48:08 <enajenado> i want play with someone but i cant get in at matchs
22:48:12 <enajenado> what i do
22:48:13 <enajenado> ??
22:48:39 <Lex> what? you can't 'get in at matchs'?
22:48:47 <enajenado> yes
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December 18, 2010
14:20: MOD`Csongi> mablak joined,gg
14:20: dC`C2H5OH> o_0
14:20: ps`Ubersexy> jesus MAb!
14:20: mm`Mablak`b2b> >:V
14:20: TdC`NinjaCamel> lol
14:20: TdC`HHC> wb
14:20: Uzurpator> aw
14:20: dC`C2H5OH> you can't sing up him xD
14:20: dC`C2H5OH> o_0
14:20: ps`Ubersexy> jesus MAb!
14:20: mm`Mablak`b2b> >:V
14:20: TdC`NinjaCamel> lol
14:20: TdC`HHC> wb
14:20: Uzurpator> aw
14:20: dC`C2H5OH> you can't sing up him xD
Submitted by: Lex on December 16, 2010
21:34:14 <Lex> Rambo: get off the crack.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.
21:34:34 <RS`Rambo`TB> i havent any crack i have original CD lol
21:34:54 <MUSKAHOUNDZ> lol i thought u was on cocaine and crack
21:34:55 <Lex> Rambo: by crack, i meant the drug. don't do drugs. it's bad.
Submitted by: Lex on December 14, 2010
<BlueMaxima> I can't get past World 2
<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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