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#709 - Rating 22 -
<lacoste> No offence Nail, but you sound like Komo (no offence Komo). :K
October 1, 2012
#707 - Rating 21 -
[23:18:58] GreeN: ok Johnny madog prAFKster, all at the same time "the script is going to get auto kicked"
[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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[23:18:59] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked". [101]
[23:19:02] GreeN: go!
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [102]
[23:19:10] prAFKster: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:10] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [103]
[23:19:11] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [104]
[23:19:12] GreeN: the script is going to get auto kicked
[23:19:12] OutofOrder: Your face is going to get auto kicked. [105]
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September 30, 2012
#706 - Rating -5 -
[01:17:59] * RonPaul (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
[01:18:05] <RonPaul> im gay
[01:18:22] <RonPaul> how do i ppis
[01:18:32] <RonPaul> HHOW DO I MAKE PEE
[01:18:37] <RonPaul> WHEN I PEE IT HURT
[01:18:41] <RonPaul> PPEE COME OUT OF KIDNEY WHY
[01:18:43] * RonPaul (Username@no.address.for.you) has left #Help
[01:18:05] <RonPaul> im gay
[01:18:22] <RonPaul> how do i ppis
[01:18:32] <RonPaul> HHOW DO I MAKE PEE
[01:18:37] <RonPaul> WHEN I PEE IT HURT
[01:18:41] <RonPaul> PPEE COME OUT OF KIDNEY WHY
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on September 21, 2012
#705 - Rating -10 -
<StepS> you not a human
<LeTotalKiller> (Eww, too hard to explaine that point properly.)
<StepS> http://imageshack.us/a/img577/3352/screen0395.png
<LeTotalKiller> Unlike you, I am.
<StepS> fu you
<StepS> watch screen shit
<StepS> shot*
<LeTotalKiller> lol
<StepS> :
<StepS> qwertyuiop
<LeTotalKiller> (Eww, too hard to explaine that point properly.)
<StepS> http://imageshack.us/a/img577/3352/screen0395.png
<LeTotalKiller> Unlike you, I am.
<StepS> fu you
<StepS> watch screen shit
<StepS> shot*
<LeTotalKiller> lol
<StepS> :
<StepS> qwertyuiop
August 31, 2012
#704 - Rating 17 -
<DarkOne> I have a colleague now whose surname is Krdzalic
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
<Nicky> How many times did you break your tongue?
<ropa> does he turn and say "yes?" when someone spits?
August 26, 2012
#703 - Rating 16 -
[02:15] * MOD-WXW Welcome in WO WxW tourney, to register send me PM with your nick, clan, country and hostabilty
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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July 30, 2012
#701 - Rating -5 -
[sX`Impo`nlF] lel wtf xD
<<OMGxDorotti48>> she is a girl btw))
<<sX`Impo`nlF>> Haa, okay!
[sX`Impo`nlF] Soo, navi. do you like suck cocktails maybe?
[Navi] cocktails?
[sX`Impo`nlF] yea.. cock-tails, I have a long cock-tails.. collection!
[Navi] what cocktails?
[sX`Impo`nlF] Its restaurant cocktails mostly
[Navi] how much it cost?
[sX`Impo`nlF] haha, i can let you try to suck once for free
[Navi] how u wanna me suck?
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<<OMGxDorotti48>> she is a girl btw))
<<sX`Impo`nlF>> Haa, okay!
[sX`Impo`nlF] Soo, navi. do you like suck cocktails maybe?
[Navi] cocktails?
[sX`Impo`nlF] yea.. cock-tails, I have a long cock-tails.. collection!
[Navi] what cocktails?
[sX`Impo`nlF] Its restaurant cocktails mostly
[Navi] how much it cost?
[sX`Impo`nlF] haha, i can let you try to suck once for free
[Navi] how u wanna me suck?
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July 10, 2012
#700 - Rating 22 -
<OutofOrder> * SCS (0@159.160.106.186) Quit (Quit: Error while calling FreeObj function (Bad data type (TObject required but TAssHole found)))
<OutofOrder> "TA asshole"? have more respect for Lex !
<OutofOrder> "TA asshole"? have more respect for Lex !
July 8, 2012
#698 - Rating 5 -
<Mablak> I find myself apologizing for other people a lot lately >_>
<ropa> sorry for that
<ropa> sorry for that
June 17, 2012
#697 - Rating 7 -
* DarkOne has joined #worms
<+KRD> Ouch.
<BlueMaxima> MarcOne has landed.
<+DarkOne> on KRD, apparently
<+KRD> Or.
<+KRD> You landed on me.
<BlueMaxima> Pshaw, who cares about him.
<+DarkOne> Are you trying to confuse me, Grgr, or are you confused yourself?
<+KRD> Both?
<+DarkOne> well, the first is not working!
<+KRD> Give it time.
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<+KRD> Ouch.
<BlueMaxima> MarcOne has landed.
<+DarkOne> on KRD, apparently
<+KRD> Or.
<+KRD> You landed on me.
<BlueMaxima> Pshaw, who cares about him.
<+DarkOne> Are you trying to confuse me, Grgr, or are you confused yourself?
<+KRD> Both?
<+DarkOne> well, the first is not working!
<+KRD> Give it time.
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June 14, 2012
#695 - Rating 7 -
<Pranksta> Mablak in medias res
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
June 14, 2012
#694 - Rating -5 -
<Mablak> Maybe he drank the elixir of life a couple thousand years ago, and has been teaching latin ever since
<Mablak> Like that one Twilight Zone episode
<Pranksta> is there a twilight series? :O
* Mablak vomits a little
<Mablak> Like that one Twilight Zone episode
<Pranksta> is there a twilight series? :O
* Mablak vomits a little
Submitted by: Kaleu on June 3, 2012
#693 - Rating 11 -
fr4nks> Im playing a shopper with easy`s mother
WookaCKC> yeah are you shopping for condoms?
fr4nks> I just dropped a nana in her hole, 5 sec nana, 5 ..
fr4nks> 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 Boooooom
WookaCKC> thats one way to hit the g spot
WookaCKC> yeah are you shopping for condoms?
fr4nks> I just dropped a nana in her hole, 5 sec nana, 5 ..
fr4nks> 4 .. 3 .. 2 .. 1 Boooooom
WookaCKC> thats one way to hit the g spot
June 1, 2012
#692 - Rating -5 -
[14:33:03] | StepS: hi Blooopy
[14:34:19] | Blooopy: hi SteeepS
[14:40:04] | Blooopy: ?StepS up what`s
[14:53:41] | Blooopy: not even worth wasting a trout on
[15:07:00] | StepS: o_o
[15:07:23] | Blooopy: :D
[14:34:19] | Blooopy: hi SteeepS
[14:40:04] | Blooopy: ?StepS up what`s
[14:53:41] | Blooopy: not even worth wasting a trout on
[15:07:00] | StepS: o_o
[15:07:23] | Blooopy: :D
March 29, 2012
#691 - Rating -5 -
``spaceF1 (mibbit@h228245.upc-h.chello.nl) has joined #worms
<``spaceF1> KRD SUCKS
<``spaceF1> But he plays haxball
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<ropa> It only take two lines from a spontaneous to know what KRD is doing with his life.
<``spaceF1> KRD SUCKS
<``spaceF1> But he plays haxball
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<ropa> It only take two lines from a spontaneous to know what KRD is doing with his life.
March 19, 2012
#690 - Rating 7 -
<ropa> i refuse to be operated by someone that by history, should be thankful to me for being alive to begin with
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
March 4, 2012
#689 - Rating 5 -
Dario checks the mablak trap, sees no mablaks have fallen, changes mablak trap place and adds a small trophy as a bait
<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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<DarkOne> does that work?
<Dario> shh, you will spook the mablaks away
<Bloopy> try using glorification as bait
<Dario> have to be patient, it is a rare pokemon
<DarkOne> have they ever been caught?
<Dario> I have had some battles with, but never managed to capture
<DarkOne> no opportunity to deal a critical hit?
<Dario> sadly no
<Dario> it is immune to criticals
<Dario> needs constant beating for a long time
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January 20, 2012
#688 - Rating -5 -
<Dub2b> FML just download a movie to watch and its a fucking silent movie
January 12, 2012
#687 - Rating 17 -
<StepS> i transformed rope into bungee with 1 button
<Lex> "Install" in the Worms Reloaded installer?
<Lex> "Install" in the Worms Reloaded installer?
January 12, 2012
#686 - Rating 4 -
<KRD> When are the awards happening, MarcOne!
<Enty> whatwards?
<DarkOne> they are being translated!
<KRD> Into all the languages of our Earth?
<DarkOne> and portuguese
<Enty> whatwards?
<DarkOne> they are being translated!
<KRD> Into all the languages of our Earth?
<DarkOne> and portuguese
January 7, 2012
#685 - Rating -5 -
Gabriel> Bry4N k1nG TdC`Peja`od
Gabriel> Bry4N k1nG TdC`Peja`od
Gabriel> Bry4N k1nG TdC`Peja`od
** Gabriel ** has left WormNET (Local kill by ChanServ (:Flooding)).
k1nG> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
k1nG> 06.01 18:48: Gabriel: QUIT :Local kill by ChanServ (:Flooding)
k1nG> xDDDDDDDDDDDD´
** k1nG ** has left WormNET (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding)).
Bry4N> loooooooool
Bry4N> [k1nG] 06.01 18:48: Gabriel: QUIT :Local kill by ChanServ (:Flooding)
WebSnoop: king> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gabriel> Bry4N k1nG TdC`Peja`od
Gabriel> Bry4N k1nG TdC`Peja`od
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k1nG> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
k1nG> 06.01 18:48: Gabriel: QUIT :Local kill by ChanServ (:Flooding)
k1nG> xDDDDDDDDDDDD´
** k1nG ** has left WormNET (Local kill by ChanServ (Flooding)).
Bry4N> loooooooool
Bry4N> [k1nG] 06.01 18:48: Gabriel: QUIT :Local kill by ChanServ (:Flooding)
WebSnoop: king> xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by: Bloopy on January 2, 2012
#684 - Rating 10 -
<Balee> I'm losing my mind due to hunger.
<Balee> Should have lunch.
* Balee is now known as Baleeat
<GreeN> im losing my mind due to hungarian
<Balee> Should have lunch.
* Balee is now known as Baleeat
<GreeN> im losing my mind due to hungarian
November 18, 2011
#682 - Rating 10 -
ropa (on the removal of worm selects in T17 scheme): Team17 was never about trying to gather better resources than your opponent for SD. It was about making the most pain out of whatever you managed to grab.
You turned an awesome Zerg Rush into a boring Age of Empires game between two noobs who build walls around their little city to keep their tasty 2000 berries whilst still on second age.
You turned an awesome Zerg Rush into a boring Age of Empires game between two noobs who build walls around their little city to keep their tasty 2000 berries whilst still on second age.
August 27, 2011
#680 - Rating -5 -
[13:36] <madog> i had unforseen events occur in my life.
[13:36] <@Lex> that is fair!
[13:36] <coste> disney cartoon?
[13:36] <coste> :D
[13:36] <Bloopy> bowel movements?
[13:36] <madog> yea i pissed my pants.
[13:36] <@Lex> unfortunate
[13:36] <ropa> of laughter?
[13:36] <ropa> fear?
[13:36] <ropa> sick mind?
[13:37] <ropa> fetishism?
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[13:36] <@Lex> that is fair!
[13:36] <coste> disney cartoon?
[13:36] <coste> :D
[13:36] <Bloopy> bowel movements?
[13:36] <madog> yea i pissed my pants.
[13:36] <@Lex> unfortunate
[13:36] <ropa> of laughter?
[13:36] <ropa> fear?
[13:36] <ropa> sick mind?
[13:37] <ropa> fetishism?
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August 18, 2011
#679 - Rating -5 -
Milles> hey man i was in game and it showed me that u lag too dont know,first time this is happening
UiS`Jago> no Miles, i am in game with EC and u are the laggy
FmW`-EC`-> yea we were chatting
FmW`-EC`-> and talking shit about you
UiS`Jago> no Miles, i am in game with EC and u are the laggy
FmW`-EC`-> yea we were chatting
FmW`-EC`-> and talking shit about you
August 9, 2011
#678 - Rating -5 -
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> will one luckyluser
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> sorry 10
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> oh no
dP`Chelsea> 10 lucky losers ? o_0
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> :D
sX`Imp00`nlF> 1 lucky winner pls
sX`Imp00`nlF> to final
dP`Chelsea> 1 lucky sex pls
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> sorry 10
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> oh no
dP`Chelsea> 10 lucky losers ? o_0
MOD`Dmitry-PrSn> :D
sX`Imp00`nlF> 1 lucky winner pls
sX`Imp00`nlF> to final
dP`Chelsea> 1 lucky sex pls
August 7, 2011
#677 - Rating -5 -
[hard2beat] ih
[Spaazi] ih
[Spaazi] woh era uoy
[hard2beat] english only
[Spaazi] lol
[Spaazi] letters inverted man
[Spaazi] cause u said ih
[Spaazi] instead of Hi
[hard2beat] WQDB PLEASE
[Spaazi] ih
[Spaazi] woh era uoy
[hard2beat] english only
[Spaazi] lol
[Spaazi] letters inverted man
[Spaazi] cause u said ih
[Spaazi] instead of Hi
[hard2beat] WQDB PLEASE