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#741 - Rating -5 -
`BoOT3RsK`: Im chilling with my homegirls.
FantomX: You mean homegals
`BoOT3RsK`: Yes I do.
FantomX: but why hangin out only?
FantomX: chilling*
`BoOT3RsK`: Havent I done what?
FantomX: what do You mean by "what"?
`BoOT3RsK`: Anyone get my msg alo/
`BoOT3RsK`: alo
FantomX: nope
`BoOT3RsK`: by "what" ?
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FantomX: You mean homegals
`BoOT3RsK`: Yes I do.
FantomX: but why hangin out only?
FantomX: chilling*
`BoOT3RsK`: Havent I done what?
FantomX: what do You mean by "what"?
`BoOT3RsK`: Anyone get my msg alo/
`BoOT3RsK`: alo
FantomX: nope
`BoOT3RsK`: by "what" ?
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Submitted by: FantomX on June 7, 2013
#740 - Rating -5 -
`BoOT3RsK`: ask me something, FantomX.
`BoOT3RsK`: Everything into your mind.
`BoOT3RsK`: Im able to reply everything.
FantomX: ok, whats in the basket besides Your PC?
`BoOT3RsK`: Love is in the air.
`BoOT3RsK`: my basket is my love.
FantomX: then make love with the basket
`BoOT3RsK`: who you?
FantomX: no, You
`BoOT3RsK`: yes, me.
FantomX: Im uploaading all this to WQDB! :D
`BoOT3RsK`: Everything into your mind.
`BoOT3RsK`: Im able to reply everything.
FantomX: ok, whats in the basket besides Your PC?
`BoOT3RsK`: Love is in the air.
`BoOT3RsK`: my basket is my love.
FantomX: then make love with the basket
`BoOT3RsK`: who you?
FantomX: no, You
`BoOT3RsK`: yes, me.
FantomX: Im uploaading all this to WQDB! :D
Submitted by: Muzer on June 4, 2013
#739 - Rating 5 -
<StepS> now I can play with myself online
<StepS> wtf
<StepS> wtf
Submitted by: Xrayez on May 18, 2013
#738 - Rating -5 -
AeF`Komito`dS> !seen pubes
AeF`Komito`dS> Lol
AeF`Komito`dS> Whisper: wormiverse> Sorry, AeF`Komito`dS, I havent seen pubes around (yet).
AeF`Komito`dS> Someday !
AeF`Komito`dS> !seen my car keys
AeF`Komito`dS> Wtf, seen him 3 weeks ago?!?
AeF`Komito`dS> HOW is thatr possible?!?
Xrayez> lolo
AeF`Komito`dS> Lol
AeF`Komito`dS> Whisper: wormiverse> Sorry, AeF`Komito`dS, I havent seen pubes around (yet).
AeF`Komito`dS> Someday !
AeF`Komito`dS> !seen my car keys
AeF`Komito`dS> Wtf, seen him 3 weeks ago?!?
AeF`Komito`dS> HOW is thatr possible?!?
Xrayez> lolo
May 12, 2013
#737 - Rating -5 -
[taner] sorry impossible nobody wants to waste time with noobs.
[taner] sorry for the no-caps key is broken
[taner] sorry for the no-caps key is broken
Submitted by: Xrayez on April 30, 2013
#736 - Rating -5 -
MIGHTY`taner> ALL HAIL
MIGHTY`taner> ALMIGHTY TANER IS BACK
MIGHTY`taner> BEND OVER NIGERS
surgeon> ;l
Xrayez> xD
barack> ..
Xrayez> lol
MIGHTY`taner> ALMIGHTY TANER IS BACK
MIGHTY`taner> BEND OVER NIGERS
surgeon> ;l
Xrayez> xD
barack> ..
Xrayez> lol
April 17, 2013
#735 - Rating 2 -
<Pranksta> i was counting on my fingers and mixed up my left and right hand xd
April 10, 2013
#734 - Rating 20 -
[MIGHTY`taner] I CAME FROM THE SKY
[MIGHTY`taner] IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[MrPimpo] no you came from my balls
[MIGHTY`taner] I OWN ALL OF YOU
[MrPimpo] no you cant even play wxw
[MIGHTY`taner] SORRY BUDDY IM TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOU
[MIGHTY`taner] WHOEVER U ARE
[MrPimpo] thats what i said to your mom when leaving her
[MIGHTY`taner] IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[MrPimpo] no you came from my balls
[MIGHTY`taner] I OWN ALL OF YOU
[MrPimpo] no you cant even play wxw
[MIGHTY`taner] SORRY BUDDY IM TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOU
[MIGHTY`taner] WHOEVER U ARE
[MrPimpo] thats what i said to your mom when leaving her
April 4, 2013
#732 - Rating 15 -
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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March 31, 2013
#731 - Rating -5 -
[Qomito`dS] ARGUUHGUHGHU
[Qomito`dS] arguagua
[Q`barman] komo calm down XD
[Qomito`dS] arguagua
[Q`barman] komo calm down XD
March 24, 2013
#730 - Rating -5 -
dalee joined channel.
[dalee] daleeeeeee. dale don dale
[Balee] wth?
[dalee] daleeeeeee. dale don dale
[Balee] wth?
Submitted by: Xrayez on March 21, 2013
#728 - Rating -5 -
[zuoY`] im the god of roper and elite
[che`Xrayez] sure no doubt
[zuoY`] hyst not my scheme
[zuoY`] are you trolling me?
[che`Xrayez] no
[che`Xrayez] sure no doubt
[zuoY`] hyst not my scheme
[zuoY`] are you trolling me?
[che`Xrayez] no
February 25, 2013
#727 - Rating 10 -
<PopeOnaRope> hows it going?!
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
Submitted by: Balee on February 21, 2013
#726 - Rating 5 -
<Balee> You should try if she likes the "Why is six afraid of seven" joke if she doesn`t know it yet.
<Balee> Not sure how known joke is that around there. :D
<Cueshark> yeah could be a good one.
<Cueshark> She`s can tell when I`m being sarcastic which is good
<Balee> Heck, even I can`t sometimes tell if people are sarcastic. :D
<CyberShadow> Because seven is a registered six offender.
<CyberShadow> Good night everybody!
<Balee> Not sure how known joke is that around there. :D
<Cueshark> yeah could be a good one.
<Cueshark> She`s can tell when I`m being sarcastic which is good
<Balee> Heck, even I can`t sometimes tell if people are sarcastic. :D
<CyberShadow> Because seven is a registered six offender.
<CyberShadow> Good night everybody!
February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 11 -
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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February 13, 2013
#724 - Rating 2 -
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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January 29, 2013
#722 - Rating 18 -
<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2013
#721 - Rating 5 -
<@KRD> The crossover is the funny part!
<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
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<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
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January 11, 2013
#720 - Rating 42 -
* OutofOrder (~ooo@OutofOrder.user.gamesurge) has joined #worms
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
January 5, 2013
#719 - Rating 5 -
<DarkOne> !fart
<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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<@wormiverse> DarkOne has farted out 42 Scoville units.
<LeTotalRecorder> -"
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@RoH`chakkman> !fart
<LeTotalRecorder> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 4 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> The end.
<DarkOne> Nothing beats 42.
<@wormiverse> RoH`chakkman has farted out 34 Scoville units.
<@RoH`chakkman> Rolf
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December 23, 2012
#717 - Rating -5 -
MIGHTY`taner> kukumber is another lil homo
TdC-HHC> thats not what your mom says
TdC-HHC> thats not what your mom says
Submitted by: Ramone on December 20, 2012
#716 - Rating -5 -
[Ramone`b2b] have U updated?
[ThaShady1] updated what?
[Ramone`b2b] wa
[ThaShady1] There is new update?
[Ramone`b2b] new update is out
[Ramone`b2b] ye
[ThaShady1] 4.0?
[Ramone`b2b] no no
[Ramone`b2b] 3.7
[ThaShady1] What it do?
[Ramone`b2b] dunno, there is an explanation on tus
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[ThaShady1] updated what?
[Ramone`b2b] wa
[ThaShady1] There is new update?
[Ramone`b2b] new update is out
[Ramone`b2b] ye
[ThaShady1] 4.0?
[Ramone`b2b] no no
[Ramone`b2b] 3.7
[ThaShady1] What it do?
[Ramone`b2b] dunno, there is an explanation on tus
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Submitted by: Rioter on December 19, 2012
#715 - Rating 5 -
<Rioter> well at the moment the default at the moment is not really playable
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
<@OutofOrder> Your face is not really playable. [348]
<Rioter> sadjfnjaksdn
<Muzer> lol
Submitted by: Rioter on December 19, 2012
#714 - Rating -3 -
<GreeN> not that anyone pays attention to irc topics, anyway
November 30, 2012
#713 - Rating -5 -
[21:54:55] <taner> hey
[21:54:59] <taner> u mod on tus ?
[21:55:16] <StepS> no
[21:55:21] <taner> k
[21:55:23] <taner> fuk u then
[21:54:59] <taner> u mod on tus ?
[21:55:16] <StepS> no
[21:55:21] <taner> k
[21:55:23] <taner> fuk u then
Submitted by: Balee on November 29, 2012
#712 - Rating 5 -
<KRD> Unless you`re doing it with one hand already, then start doing it with the other too.
October 29, 2012
#711 - Rating 5 -
[19:27:07] <LeTotalKiller> Well, they`ll know if they can endure Sandy when she`ll kill them.
[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
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[19:28:01] <LeTotalKiller> When she`ll kill them or when she`ll disappear without killing them.
[19:28:25] <GreeN> well deducted
[19:28:30] <Lex> deduced
[19:28:52] <StepS> seducted
[19:28:54] <GreeN> thats what i said
[19:29:23] <LeTotalKiller> Did you say all 3 at once?
[19:29:42] <OutofOrder> seduced
[19:29:45] <schaf> redacted
[19:29:53] <OutofOrder> redaced
[19:30:06] <schaf> retarded
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October 17, 2012
#710 - Rating -5 -
<16:41:08> <Johnny> I use to think Chanserv was a real person on w:a