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January 11, 2013
#720 - Rating 42 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
* OutofOrder (~ooo@OutofOrder.user.gamesurge) has joined #worms
* ChanServ sets mode: +v OutofOrder
<+Balee> Hey Auto!
<+KRD> You totally had that typed out.
<+Balee> Yes.
<+OutofOrder> stop beeping, hungarians
<+DarkOne> Balee has F-keys for everybody in this channel
<+DarkOne> F1 for Auto, F2 for Bloopy etcetera
<+DarkOne> and F u for taner
<+Balee> Rofl.
<+Deadcode> lol
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2013
#721 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@KRD> The crossover is the funny part!
<@OutofOrder> Your face is the funny part. [499]
<LeTotalKiller> 499 already!
<@KRD> Better make the next one good.
<LeTotalKiller> Guys, think before posting a message conaitining is please. :P
<@OutofOrder> Your face is please. [500]
<Tear> lol
<LeTotalKiller> Awww.
<@KRD> Hahah.
<MoM> Ahahaha! :D
<@KRD> Not too bad.
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January 29, 2013
#722 - Rating 18 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Bloopy> welcome to 2012! http://www.stuff.co.nz/science/7862419/Fire-tornado-stretches-high
<Mablak> Natural disasters are starting to team up
<Mablak> Next it's the dreaded hurriquake
<OutofOrder> i'd like to see the fire hailstorm
<Bloopy> or blizzightning, where every snowflake shocks your face
<Bloopy> the meteorcano would be like a giant rock cannon
<Mablak> Blizzightning sounds like the name of a rapper ;D
<Mablak> But yeah, would be a good theme for a worms map
<Wyv|work> agreed! holy shit, it's a tornado. and it's on fire!
<Bloopy> might be a nice idea for a video game of some sort, where the ultimate boss is every single natural disaster rolled into one
<OutofOrder> Your face is every single natural disaster rolled into one. [198]
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February 8, 2013
#723 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Deadcode> I'm cautiously optimistic about 7.0...
February 13, 2013
#724 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 29 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 27 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 39 Scoville units.
<@wormiverse> !fart
<DarkOne> got me convinced
<@wormiverse> wormiverse has farted out 100 Scoville units.
<DarkOne> !!!
<DarkOne> everybody drop on your knees
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February 16, 2013
#725 - Rating 11 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[01:33:25] <StepS> im going to try this
[01:33:30] <StepS> i really want to waterrise backwards
[01:33:54] <Diablodoct0r> uh
[01:34:17] <LeTotalKiller> Water rise backwards.
[01:34:25] <LeTotalKiller> Isn`t that a weird formulation?
[01:34:39] <StepS> i will try to waterrise backwards
[01:34:41] <StepS> whats bad
[01:34:47] <StepS> it`s a waterrise
[01:34:59] <LeTotalKiller> A rise is when it goes up!
[01:35:07] <StepS> yes but backwards
[01:35:16] <StepS> a waterrise backwards
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Submitted by: Balee on February 21, 2013
#726 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Balee> You should try if she likes the "Why is six afraid of seven" joke if she doesn`t know it yet.
<Balee> Not sure how known joke is that around there. :D
<Cueshark> yeah could be a good one.
<Cueshark> She`s can tell when I`m being sarcastic which is good
<Balee> Heck, even I can`t sometimes tell if people are sarcastic. :D
<CyberShadow> Because seven is a registered six offender.
<CyberShadow> Good night everybody!
February 25, 2013
#727 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<PopeOnaRope> hows it going?!
<Lex> fine
<Lex> oh, my chicken just finished cooking
<Lex> i think
<Lex> brb
<Lex> never mind. i'm insane. i wasn't even making chicken
Submitted by: Xrayez on March 21, 2013
#728 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[zuoY`] im the god of roper and elite
[che`Xrayez] sure no doubt
[zuoY`] hyst not my scheme
[zuoY`] are you trolling me?
[che`Xrayez] no
March 24, 2013
#730 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
dalee joined channel.
[dalee] daleeeeeee. dale don dale
[Balee] wth?
March 31, 2013
#731 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[Qomito`dS] ARGUUHGUHGHU
[Qomito`dS] arguagua
[Q`barman] komo calm down XD
April 4, 2013
#732 - Rating 15 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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April 8, 2013
#733 - Rating -4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
CN-Sk: QUIT : [The Wheat Snooper] CN ChinaSnooper 1.0 Beat
April 10, 2013
#734 - Rating 20 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[MIGHTY`taner] I CAME FROM THE SKY
[MIGHTY`taner] IM THE MIGHTY TANER
[MrPimpo] no you came from my balls
[MIGHTY`taner] I OWN ALL OF YOU
[MrPimpo] no you cant even play wxw
[MIGHTY`taner] SORRY BUDDY IM TOO IMPORTANT FOR YOU
[MIGHTY`taner] WHOEVER U ARE
[MrPimpo] thats what i said to your mom when leaving her
April 17, 2013
#735 - Rating 2 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Pranksta> i was counting on my fingers and mixed up my left and right hand xd
Submitted by: Xrayez on April 30, 2013
#736 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
MIGHTY`taner> ALL HAIL
MIGHTY`taner> ALMIGHTY TANER IS BACK
MIGHTY`taner> BEND OVER NIGERS
surgeon> ;l
Xrayez> xD
barack> ..
Xrayez> lol
May 12, 2013
#737 - Rating -5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[taner] sorry impossible nobody wants to waste time with noobs.
[taner] sorry for the no-caps key is broken
Submitted by: Xrayez on May 18, 2013
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AeF`Komito`dS> !seen pubes
AeF`Komito`dS> Lol
AeF`Komito`dS> Whisper: wormiverse> Sorry, AeF`Komito`dS, I havent seen pubes around (yet).
AeF`Komito`dS> Someday !
AeF`Komito`dS> !seen my car keys
AeF`Komito`dS> Wtf, seen him 3 weeks ago?!?
AeF`Komito`dS> HOW is thatr possible?!?
Xrayez> lolo
Submitted by: Muzer on June 4, 2013
#739 - Rating 5 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> now I can play with myself online
<StepS> wtf
Submitted by: FantomX on June 7, 2013
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`BoOT3RsK`: ask me something, FantomX.
`BoOT3RsK`: Everything into your mind.
`BoOT3RsK`: Im able to reply everything.
FantomX: ok, whats in the basket besides Your PC?
`BoOT3RsK`: Love is in the air.
`BoOT3RsK`: my basket is my love.
FantomX: then make love with the basket
`BoOT3RsK`: who you?
FantomX: no, You
`BoOT3RsK`: yes, me.
FantomX: Im uploaading all this to WQDB! :D
Submitted by: FantomX on June 7, 2013
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`BoOT3RsK`: Im chilling with my homegirls.
FantomX: You mean homegals
`BoOT3RsK`: Yes I do.
FantomX: but why hangin out only?
FantomX: chilling*
`BoOT3RsK`: Havent I done what?
FantomX: what do You mean by "what"?
`BoOT3RsK`: Anyone get my msg alo/
`BoOT3RsK`: alo
FantomX: nope
`BoOT3RsK`: by "what" ?
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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on June 12, 2013
#742 - Rating 43 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
#1 piki1802™: Auto cucumber sorry
#1 piki1802™: Correct*
June 21, 2013
#743 - Rating 4 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Johnny`> Fucking can't find out on the net where to jack my damn car
<Johnny`> The internet is suppose to know everything
<Pranksta> ask chanserv
<Johnny`> He don't know shit
<Johnny`> !8 do you know shit?
<ChanServ> Johnny`: Yes.
<Johnny`> Sonova
June 24, 2013
#744 - Rating 10 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
Khamski: http://www.tus-wa.com/cups/cup-590/ 19:30 GMT chuvash - uzur. Game will be streamed. Take a look at upper right corner of this site (under the flags).

Khamski: Correction!!! 17:30 GMT Means very soon!

Khamski: ffs... another correction... 17:30 GMT... Means NOW!

StepS: khamski

Khamski: dammit.. ban me... 15:30 GMT

StepS: yes
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July 4, 2013
#745 - Rating 37 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
[18:17:50] <StepS> well thats a very annoying "issue"
[18:17:53] <StepS> needs to be "fixed"
[18:18:12] <LeTotalKiller> Except that he`s too lazy for that.
[18:18:23] <StepS> "lazy"
[18:18:34] <LeTotalKiller> Right.
[18:19:26] <OutofOrder> "right"
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on July 4, 2013
#746 - Rating 20 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<StepS> I have also pwned the resolution limit for a working mouse. Now the maximum possible resolution is only limited by your GPU. no more stuff like "2x size" etc.
<@OutofOrder> Your face is only limited by your GPU. [1412]
<StepS> ffuu
<LeTotalKiller> Auto has also pwned you.
<StepS> now you can run frontend on background since the limit is pwned
<StepS> and auto hasn`t pwned me
<StepS> which means I win
<Muzer> !lastface
<@OutofOrder> [1413] Your face is pwned.
<LeTotalKiller> He has, though.
<StepS> ffffuuuuuuuuuu
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July 15, 2013
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<StepS> duscussed lots of times, still nothing
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
Submitted by: Rioter on July 17, 2013
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<Rioter> WQDB 'quotes' are now fixed.
<Rioter> Once And For All
<Rioter> If it breaks again I will buy a hat and eat it.
<@OutofOrder> nice, don't worry we will fundraise you a hat if that ever happens
<Rioter> excellent
Submitted by: Muzer on July 28, 2013
#755 - Rating 8 - Vote Down Vote Up Flag
<Muzer> !face worMatty
<@OutofOrder> worMatty, your face is more dignified than Tom Green. [628]
<Muzer> we had that one recently
<worMatty> Hmm! Not bad.
<worMatty> I don't know who Tom Green is. Is he that US comedian?
<Muzer> is Auto's random number generator a bit dodgy?
<Muzer> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green
<Muzer> canadian
<worMatty> Well no, it's random.
<worMatty> So you would get the same number occasionally ;-)
<worMatty> Randomly :-D
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July 31, 2013
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* Sike (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
<Sike> hi
<Sike> DO YOU KNOW HOW CAN I PLAY WITH A FRIEND VIA INTERNET?
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<Paperfold`Hex> YES
<Paperfold`Hex> I DO ACTUALLY
<Paperfold`Hex> ISN'T THAT AMAZING
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