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[22:23] <Robi> good evening veronica
[22:24] <pisto> what? a girl?
[22:24] <pisto> where?
[22:24] <pisto> what? a girl?
[22:24] <pisto> where?
April 1, 2010
<+DarkOne> stop assuming I know anything about computers!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
<+DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Teaming up with Balee :)
<+Balee> And you even fail at that, Marc.
<+DarkOne> ='(
<+Balee> Whatting up with me?
<+PalmtopTiger> [23:06] <DarkOne> I'm only here to make everybody else feel adequate
<+PalmtopTiger> Nvm. :D
<+DarkOne> I think you just proved his point, Balázs
<+Balee> Ah, you evil!
April 1, 2010
[20:24] <Balee> What's NDA?
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
[20:24] <Balee> I'm not good with English acronyms.
[20:24] <OutofOrder> IDK
April 10, 2010
* xJEDIxV1RvSgart (Username@no.address.for.you) has joined #Help
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms?¡
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> worms¡?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> fullwormage
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> mmm
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> cybershadow is here?
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> what is the funtion of fullwormage bot?
<worMatty> Being gay.
<xJEDIxV1RvSgart> =o
<worMatty> No, it acts as a relay between here and the other world.
<worMatty> You can send messages across the void.
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April 13, 2010
ropa:
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.
First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.
Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.
Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...
But there is still hope...
Spadge made Wormnet in 7 days. In the first day he created the lobbies and the channels as a habitat for the wormers. In the second day he created the chatrooms that allowed wormers to communicate. On the third day he created the schemes for the wormers to interact amongst each other. On the forth day he created the rules that would reign those schemes. On the fifth day he created the clans set to group wormers together as families. He then created the leagues for these clans to compete. And on the 7th day he made WWP just because there was nothing better to do in that day.
First there was Boggy Eve and Adamworm, and they were in a ranked paradise of awesomeness and league channels, isolated from the evil of mankind and their creations. Then Boggy Eve cowed, and they were banned from the paradise. They were kicked outside #Paradise to a world of dangers.
Mankind, or their inbred children, influenced by the devil of Satan started creating all the shit that sunders the worm spirit, a phenom known as the opening of the shoppdora box, from which came all the abomination schemes.
Then Spadge sent his son to wormnet, to heal people away from their ignorance. Cure them from the bad habits of playing WxW or anchored BnG. But he was killed and thus the community remains sick in both soul and body while the Illuminati shrug in their graves...
But there is still hope...
April 15, 2010
[carhartt] harris
[carhartt] you do realize youre getting kicked
[carhartt] since you are lit up and the map isnt even set nor the scheme
[Harris6] all my friends and family are dead
[carhartt] ROFL
[dt`Mablak`b2b] wow.
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Guess he stays then
[carhartt] you do realize youre getting kicked
[carhartt] since you are lit up and the map isnt even set nor the scheme
[Harris6] all my friends and family are dead
[carhartt] ROFL
[dt`Mablak`b2b] wow.
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Guess he stays then
Submitted by: Balee on April 16, 2010
<UndeniableSandwich> Although it does occur to me at this point the most odd nick I could actually use is TSR
<Baleeat> Or Pingu.
<UndeniableSandwich> Nope
<Baleeat> Pope.
<Baleeat> !seen Pingu
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] Baleeat, sorry, Pingu has not been seen by me.
<UndeniableSandwich> !seen TSR
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] UndeniableSandwich, TSR was last seen changing nick to SatanClaus in GameSurge 86wks 4days 33mins 12secs ago.
<UndeniableSandwich> Hah
<Baleeat> See, even Bloopy didn't see Pingu yet.
<UndeniableSandwich> SatanClaus, that was a good one
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<Baleeat> Or Pingu.
<UndeniableSandwich> Nope
<Baleeat> Pope.
<Baleeat> !seen Pingu
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] Baleeat, sorry, Pingu has not been seen by me.
<UndeniableSandwich> !seen TSR
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] UndeniableSandwich, TSR was last seen changing nick to SatanClaus in GameSurge 86wks 4days 33mins 12secs ago.
<UndeniableSandwich> Hah
<Baleeat> See, even Bloopy didn't see Pingu yet.
<UndeniableSandwich> SatanClaus, that was a good one
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April 21, 2010
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He'll make you want to kill yourself just to have something to do
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He makes Andy Murray look like a ray of fucking sunshine
<BrainSurgeonAGoGo> He makes Andy Murray look like a ray of fucking sunshine
April 22, 2010
(Here's one for the Germans)
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
Submitted by: GodiTo on April 22, 2010
Msciciel september 13, 2008
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
"pfff Im MsC u last say im Pro i for me Are"
April 24, 2010
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> I cook everything I don't like
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> Why do you think no one's seen HHC in here forever
<maarten> Liar
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> I baked him in a pie
<maarten> The world would be a much hotter place if you cooked everything you don't like
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> !seen HHC
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary, HHC (~TSR@<some IP address>) was last seen changing nick to TokiWartooth in GameSurge 88wks 3days 13hrs 30mins 21secs ago.
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> LOL
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> OK, so last time the nick HHC was used in here I used it lol
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> Why do you think no one's seen HHC in here forever
<maarten> Liar
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> I baked him in a pie
<maarten> The world would be a much hotter place if you cooked everything you don't like
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> !seen HHC
<Bloopyaway> [[Fast !seen]] WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary, HHC (~TSR@<some IP address>) was last seen changing nick to TokiWartooth in GameSurge 88wks 3days 13hrs 30mins 21secs ago.
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> LOL
<WQDBIsJustTSRsNickLibrary> OK, so last time the nick HHC was used in here I used it lol
April 24, 2010
[K3Kk`TdC] seni i dnt se ur host
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
[K3Kk`TdC] see*
[RoH`Ray`snp] I*
[RoH`Ray`snp] don't*
[RoH`Ray`snp] your*
[RoH`Ray`snp] sebi*
April 27, 2010
[14:02] maarten: So you admit you have no friends?
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: I have 1 friend
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: Myself
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: As you've described
[14:02] maarten: Aaaand quoted.
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: I have 1 friend
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: Myself
[14:02] PeteIncavigliasLegs: As you've described
[14:02] maarten: Aaaand quoted.
Submitted by: Rioter on May 3, 2010
<Kottizen> KRD?
<Wyv|work> yes?
<Wyv|work> (i speak for him)
<Wyv|work> yes?
<Wyv|work> (i speak for him)
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 4, 2010
<CyberShadow> Envy me! I got my thedailywtf sticker :)
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
<Wyv|work> bwuh?
<CyberShadow> I suppose you heard about the website?
<Wyv|work> got it in my rss
<Wyv|work> my bwuh remains
<CyberShadow> They have "contests" every so often... on April Fools', they posted an application that pretended to do some really-low-level stuff to your hard drives. Apparently I was one of the first few to reverse-engineer it
<CyberShadow> Once you gave it full access to a HDD, it printed a message like "OK it was all a joke... but if you can read this, you won a TDWTF sticker! Send an e-mail to ..."
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 10, 2010
<@KRD> Hikka.
<DrPhilharmonic> KRD SUCKS
<DrPhilharmonic> In all seriousness though KRD
<DrPhilharmonic> Helos
<DrPhilharmonic> How are we today?
<DrPhilharmonic> Silent, apparently
<DrPhilharmonic> KRD SUCKS
<DrPhilharmonic> In all seriousness though KRD
<DrPhilharmonic> Helos
<DrPhilharmonic> How are we today?
<DrPhilharmonic> Silent, apparently
May 10, 2010
<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletimes>
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Oh FFS
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Not this jackass
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Quick, Balee, go reply to Doubletime
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Maybe it'll be like how you put out fires with explosions
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Getting rid of one inconvenience by using another
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Oh FFS
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Not this jackass
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Quick, Balee, go reply to Doubletime
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Maybe it'll be like how you put out fires with explosions
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Getting rid of one inconvenience by using another
May 10, 2010
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> And that's funnier than the shit I got quoted for earlier
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Who the fuck uploaded that
<Wyv|work> stepanesss is knee-deep in the process of making a name for himself
<Wyv|work> the stalest submissions are his
<eViLx> xDD
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> The only upside is that I got yet another nick on the WQDB
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> I think I should set myself some kind of challenge
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Like 50 different quoted nicks
<Wyv|work> achievement unlocked?
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Indeed
* PeteIncavigliasLegs is now known as AchievementUnlocked
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Who the fuck uploaded that
<Wyv|work> stepanesss is knee-deep in the process of making a name for himself
<Wyv|work> the stalest submissions are his
<eViLx> xDD
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> The only upside is that I got yet another nick on the WQDB
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> I think I should set myself some kind of challenge
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Like 50 different quoted nicks
<Wyv|work> achievement unlocked?
<PeteIncavigliasLegs> Indeed
* PeteIncavigliasLegs is now known as AchievementUnlocked
Submitted by: Stepanesss on May 10, 2010
<Wyv|work> you're still not done molesting your platypus
<AchievementUnlocked> Tell that to the platypus
* Balee is now known as Platypus
<Platypus> meow
* Wyv|work is speechless
<AchievementUnlocked> I know, right
<AchievementUnlocked> Since when did a platypus fucking meow
<Platypus> meow-meow-meow-bamm
<Wyv|work> since it started trying to be more convincing in its mammal charade?
* Platypus doesn't let Balee take his nickname back
* Platypus is now known as Balee
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<AchievementUnlocked> Tell that to the platypus
* Balee is now known as Platypus
<Platypus> meow
* Wyv|work is speechless
<AchievementUnlocked> I know, right
<AchievementUnlocked> Since when did a platypus fucking meow
<Platypus> meow-meow-meow-bamm
<Wyv|work> since it started trying to be more convincing in its mammal charade?
* Platypus doesn't let Balee take his nickname back
* Platypus is now known as Balee
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May 16, 2010
[21:44] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> No idea why he stopped playing
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
[21:45] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> For what it's worth he's on my softball team now and he looks just as ridiculous and ungifted playing that too
[21:46] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> I'm not suggesting someone's going to confuse me for a fucking super-marathon runner, but I can throw a damn ball without it looking like I have a broomhandle 3 foot up my asshole
[21:48] <DarkOne> elegant
[21:48] <DoomsdayFriedEgg> It's the best way I can describe it
May 27, 2010
[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:
Submitted by: Rioter on May 28, 2010
<RioterIsMyBitch> Let's be fair, WQDB would be shit without me lol
<Rioter> WQDB wouldn't be without you
<Rioter> WQDB wouldn't be without you
May 28, 2010
<Rioter> you're university of bristol right?
<CadmiumLacey> I'm nowt
<CadmiumLacey> I went to Glamorgan and then quit
<Rioter> lol Glamorgan
<Wyv|work> is that a really bad pun?
<Rioter> no it's Welsh
<Wyv|work> HEAR HEAR
<CadmiumLacey> Which is where the whole thing stems from
<Wyv|work> it's WELSH, is it
<Wyv|work> uh-huh
<Rioter> shush you
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<CadmiumLacey> I'm nowt
<CadmiumLacey> I went to Glamorgan and then quit
<Rioter> lol Glamorgan
<Wyv|work> is that a really bad pun?
<Rioter> no it's Welsh
<Wyv|work> HEAR HEAR
<CadmiumLacey> Which is where the whole thing stems from
<Wyv|work> it's WELSH, is it
<Wyv|work> uh-huh
<Rioter> shush you
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2010
<@KRD> Perhapsicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.
June 1, 2010
<CadmiumLacey> Wait for it...
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
<CadmiumLacey> Waaaaaait...
* CadmiumLacey is now known as TSR|Work
<TSR|Work> There it is
<TSR|Work> Possibly the rarest nick ever
<Bloopy> you spelled dork wrong
June 1, 2010
* Wyv|work changes topic to 'Latest version: v3.6.29.0 | WKB: http://worms2d.info | FB: http://feedback.worms2d.info | WT: http://wormtube.worms2d.info | WMDB: http://wmdb.org | WSC: http://wsc.wmdb.org/ | WQDB: http://wqdb.org | WSE: http://nanacide.com/worstshotever | Mumble: http://worms2d.info/Mumble | My spoon is too big.'
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<DarkOne> Ridiculous topic
<DarkOne> one's spoon can never be too big
<DarkOne> Wyv, by what standard do you measure spoon size?
<Ray`> I measure it by how much icecream can one hold.
<DarkOne> Quite an interesting idea!
<DarkOne> but can there be enough ice cream?
<DarkOne> or (perish the thought!) too much?
<KRD> There definitely can be too much ice cream.
<KRD> Unless you portion it.
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<DarkOne> Ridiculous topic
<DarkOne> one's spoon can never be too big
<DarkOne> Wyv, by what standard do you measure spoon size?
<Ray`> I measure it by how much icecream can one hold.
<DarkOne> Quite an interesting idea!
<DarkOne> but can there be enough ice cream?
<DarkOne> or (perish the thought!) too much?
<KRD> There definitely can be too much ice cream.
<KRD> Unless you portion it.
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June 1, 2010
<Mablak> Hm I played a WA mission for the first time in years
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
<Mablak> I was pretty surprised the AI didn't quit on me after it made a mistake
<Mablak> Seems like a feature that could easily be added in, to make the experience closer to online play
<Mablak> It should also have some chat capabilities
<Mablak> Like the ability to say 'I'm going to crash the game unless you surrender right now'
<Mablak> And insults as well, all the good stuff
June 2, 2010
<Wyv|work> why is it that punching flies in midflight doesn't knock them out :(
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
<CyberShadow> +5 Chitinous armor
<CyberShadow> (with stun resistance)
June 3, 2010
<XSmirkXSyaoX> japanese guys can fuckin rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol
<LordHoundCkc> haha
<LordHoundCkc> pssst im not japanese!
<XSmirkXSyaoX> your flag says so do you jst live there
<LordHoundCkc> 1: change your REGIONAL SETTINGS
<LordHoundCkc> 2: have a DIFFERENT FLAG.
<LordHoundCkc> 3: LIVE A LIE
<XSmirkXSyaoX> lol