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December 3, 2009

#451 - Rating 10 -

<Byte> CyberShadow: bleh.
<CyberShadow> bleh on someone else
<DarkOne> eww
* DarkOne wipes off the bleh

December 5, 2009

#452 - Rating 11 -

<Cueshark> where's runforyourlife these days?
<DarkOne> collecting WSE replays?
<Cueshark> hope my sheep replay gets in the top 3
<Cueshark> it was an abomination
<Cueshark> when will wse be ready..or is it as and when
<DarkOne> first 2009 has to end
<Cueshark> oh
<Cueshark> when is that?
<DarkOne> 2010
<Cueshark> ah ok :P
<DarkOne> o_O

December 18, 2009

#458 - Rating 7 -

<CyberShadow> I believe I finally implemented the last major conceivable optimization
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement

Submitted by: Bloopy on December 20, 2009

#459 - Rating 5 -

<Zogger> left my phone on pillow and the email woke me up..
<Bloopy> what a techoguy
<Bloopy> I never read an email on a phone yet :}
<Zogger> i normally ignore it
<Bloopy> you could get some interesting dreams if you read some penis enlargement spam while half asleep, Zogger
<Zogger> i have interesting enough dreams
<Bloopy> (about small penises)

December 25, 2009

#461 - Rating 17 -

<NotWorthy> if u were to sum up yourself in one sentence, because u have a barrel of a gun pointed at your forehead
<NotWorthy> what would it be?
<Lex> Shoot.
<Lex> lol, jk

December 31, 2009

#463 - Rating -5 -

<Wyv> lol at me missing a jump at megaman and calling out "enter!"
<Wyv> damn worms

January 9, 2010

#464 - Rating 4 -

<DarkOne> how's Jessica? =)
<Cueshark> Jessica's awesome thanks
<DarkOne> 8)
<Cueshark> she's developing some handy motor skills
<OutofOrder> SSR skills!
<DarkOne> has she started sheepracing yet?
<OutofOrder> ninja'd!
<DarkOne> dammit! ninja'd =(
<OutofOrder> again!
<DarkOne> AGAIN!
<OutofOrder> AGAIN!
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Submitted by: GodiTo on January 12, 2010

#465 - Rating -5 -

[15:22:13] [No-Nick-Wee`IiN] Every time i looking in your eyes , every day im watching you die (8)
[15:22:44] [WebSnoop] hehe> are u dead yet ?
[15:22:59] [No-Nick-Wee`IiN] So i felt like the biggest ass hole (8)
[15:23:12] [No-Nick-Wee`IiN] its a music , rofl

January 17, 2010

#466 - Rating 7 -

<Deadcode> If the universe is deterministic, then any data whatsoever could simply be compressed into spacetime coordinates and a method for interpretation
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D

January 18, 2010

#467 - Rating 5 -

<Stormy> last time i spoke to him
<Stormy> i believe i was 12 yrs old
<Stormy> so.
<KRD> Hah.
<Stormy> 7 yrs ago
<Stormy> :D
<CMV> damn this community is pretty old now. =)
<KRD> It sounds frightening when you do the math.
<Stormy> lol YEA
<Stormy> i mean, im not longer jailbait =(

January 19, 2010

#469 - Rating -8 -

[sGodiTo-TdC`nlF] !host shoppa
[HostingBuddy] It's Shopper, you illiterate clod! Fix your spelling and try again.

January 24, 2010

#470 - Rating 22 -

<Byte> I also want WA to do the dishes
<Byte> could I have a build for that?
<Deadcode> as long as you don't mind having big holes in your dishes
<Deadcode> from bazooka craters
<Byte> can't you just nuke them?
<Deadcode> ah yes, then they'd be sterile... but not clean
<Deadcode> unless the rising water cleans them ;)
<Deadcode> then they're lost at sea
<Deadcode> I suppose you could napalm 'em!
<DocOne> interesting!
<DocOne> every breakfast you can say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" then!

February 2, 2010

#472 - Rating 7 -

<CyberShadow> what an exercise in multitasking
<CyberShadow> explaining x264 encoding to Cue, explaining shell commands to EviL, and at the same time trying to do what I planned to do this evening
<Deadcode> o_O
<Balee> Sounds nice.
<Balee> But if you're starting to feel slightly feminine as time passes, I suggest you stop and, I donno, drink beer, watch football.
<Balee> We don't want multitasking to go into your chromosomes, now do we?

Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010

#475 - Rating 16 -

ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?

February 6, 2010

#476 - Rating 3 -

<pisto> does anyone know how can I
<pisto> nvm
<Balee> This would be WQDB worthy if he wasn't like this all the time.

Submitted by: Rioter on February 8, 2010

#478 - Rating 48 -

<pisto> news about the next update?
<Rioter> same as last year
<pisto> lol

February 11, 2010

#479 - Rating 4 -

<DocOne> I got a heart container!
<Balee> What for?
<Balee> Preparing for Valentine's Day? D:

February 13, 2010

#480 - Rating 27 -

<KRD> I don't like averaging.
<OutofOrder> i didn't mean average!
<OutofOrder> i meant rounding!
<KRD> Same difference!
<OutofOrder> no it's not!
<OutofOrder> i'd rather have the average girl instead of the round one

February 17, 2010

#482 - Rating -4 -

<ropa> It would be even more interesting to uninstall WWP alltogether
<ropa> and then trying to launch the executable and have windows search for the files endlessly
<ropa> because that my friend is better than playing WWP

March 7, 2010

#483 - Rating 4 -

<KRD> I'm not great with faces either, to be honest.
<KRD> Unless someone makes a CL2K emote out of theirs.
<KRD> Then it haunts me in my sleep.

Submitted by: Rioter on March 7, 2010

#484 - Rating 3 -

<TheAbdBoy> That was a fucking long session
<Bloopy> that was a long fucking session
<TheAbdBoy> That's what I said
<Bloopy> except my version sounds more sexual

March 10, 2010

#485 - Rating -7 -

March 11, 2010

#486 - Rating 5 -

<ropa|web> Browsing archive.org for old wormy goodies is a torture. It's like having a bunch small porn thumbails and when you click on them to see boobs it shows a huge penis

Submitted by: GodiTo on March 14, 2010

#487 - Rating -4 -

Spaazi`TdC> Told you, I gotta go to my girl's. Sex time.
xTdCxToxiC> u can watch porn while u rope
xTdCxToxiC> u cant fuck while roping
Spaazi`TdC> LOL

March 15, 2010

#488 - Rating -4 -

<Balee> Nicky, you have EVERY fetish humanly possible, you don't count.
<PalmtopTiger> Nahnahnah, I have no crush for girls in glasses
<PalmtopTiger> So you fail.
<Maz> Girls in glasses? Like, tiny ones?
<Maz> You'd have to be careful, incase you picked up the wrong glass, and drunk a girl.

Submitted by: GodiTo on March 16, 2010

#489 - Rating 10 -

[2010-03-16 18.39.25] [SirJuice`CKC] 3
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 2
[2010-03-16 18.39.26] [SirJuice`CKC] 1
[2010-03-16 18.39.30] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] well...
[2010-03-16 18.39.32] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,9
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [dP`GodiTo`nlF] be ready with zook XD
[2010-03-16 18.39.34] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,8
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [dpxobscure`b2b] dont kick him
[2010-03-16 18.39.35] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,7
[2010-03-16 18.39.37] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,6
[2010-03-16 18.39.38] [SirJuice`CKC] 0,5
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March 18, 2010

#490 - Rating 42 -

[dt`Mablak`b2b] Wait a minute, why did the chat phone appear on the right side of the screen?
[dt`Mablak`b2b] I never noticed that
[NogardDerNaerok] Hah.
[NogardDerNaerok] It migrates.
[ropa-cfc] because your worm was somewere on the left top
[dt`Mablak`b2b] It's like it switches sides to annoy my when I'm roping
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Clearly not designed for warmers
[ropa-cfc] i rope so fast I actually touch the phone
[PhiSfX] lol
[dt`Mablak`b2b] Who's there, when you answer it?

March 21, 2010

#491 - Rating 12 -

[KRD] Hi
[ropa-cfc] Sorry, I don't usually greet people in the pre-game lobby screen, it shows lack of elitism.
[ropa-cfc] hi nontheless
[KRD] Oh, it was a sarcastic "Hi" anyway.

Submitted by: Rioter on March 29, 2010

#492 - Rating 5 -

<FullWormage> Â Â Â Â Â WormNET: AG: <STAxDoubletime> f4st ? Are you on irc xD
<Rioter> Does he *still* exist?
<Marach> god, doubletime...
<@KRD> We couldn't find anyone willing to commit murder in Sweden yet. Apparently it's against the law there.

Submitted by: Rioter on March 31, 2010

#493 - Rating -5 -

<@CyberShadow> Everytime you use w*Kick, God kills a kitten.
<@CyberShadow> Please, think of the kittens.

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