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[Asbest] my IQ getting lower when i speak with a dumbs like u
[Sensei] we need to stop talking with him walrus.. it's getting critical.. he's on 70 already
[Sensei] we need to stop talking with him walrus.. it's getting critical.. he's on 70 already
May 26, 2016
[Triad] Schaf
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
[Triad] I won't come to Germany to buy pc parts. Sorry! :(
[Triad] Greece seems cheaper.
[Triad] xD
[Schaf] we own greece anyway, so it's almost like visiting germany
[Triad] Lol
January 10, 2011
<CyberShadow> also you need to update your game
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
<MonkeyKing> wich update?
<MonkeyKing> lastest?
<CyberShadow> yes
<CyberShadow> the lastest is the bestest
[22:00:44] <MoM> nice sync!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <Enty> oh.
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:00:50] <MoM> [23:00:07] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:05] <worMatty> [21:00] <MoM> ARGH!
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <Enty> oh.
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:28] <worMatty> Ha ha ha
[22:01:07] <Enty> [22:00:29] <MoM> ARGH!
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[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
[00:30] * nv^us`Fenix has left #tcb
[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
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[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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[17:44:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Melon
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:40] <KRD> Done. Dinner.
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:45] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.
[17:44:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +v Melon
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:40] <KRD> Done. Dinner.
[17:58:26] <Auto> [12:45] * Melon has joined the channel
[17:58:36] <Auto> had to point that out. after dinner, comes dessert
[17:58:42] <Melon> Oh hahaha
[17:59:55] <KRD> Lmao. How handy.
[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl
[17:31] <sStyLoR> I'm in, gg.
[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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[17:33] <sStyLoR> spit
[17:33] <sStyLoR> get a life
[17:33] <DarkOne> anyone saying "I'm in, gg" should not throw the get-a-life-card around too easily
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> hahaha
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> ownt
[17:34] <Wooka-CKC> lol d1
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Nope!
[17:34] <sStyLoR> Wrong.
[17:34] <sStyLoR> I just wrote it for fun, 'cos spit was pissing me off.
[17:34] <`Spitfire`snp> >.>
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[01:47] <sMsC> but why i have 0 points
[01:47] <sMsC> ?
[01:47] <DarkOne> haven't added your missing replays yet
[01:47] <sMsC> but i send
[01:48] <sMsC> all replay
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:48] <Wyv> rofl at msc
[01:48] <sMsC> Before i have 2 Points and pls add Points with scheme A-Team
[01:48] <sMsC> Really
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:49] <sMsC> so
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[01:47] <sMsC> ?
[01:47] <DarkOne> haven't added your missing replays yet
[01:47] <sMsC> but i send
[01:48] <sMsC> all replay
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:48] <Wyv> rofl at msc
[01:48] <sMsC> Before i have 2 Points and pls add Points with scheme A-Team
[01:48] <sMsC> Really
[01:48] <DarkOne> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yet
[01:49] <sMsC> so
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November 26, 2009
<CyberShadow> I really like Link's character and his facial expressions
<CyberShadow> and the sound he makes when he dies :D
<Wyv> oh, didn't get to hear that, lol
<DarkOne> you suck!
<DarkOne> at... dying...
<DarkOne> never mind!
<CyberShadow> and the sound he makes when he dies :D
<Wyv> oh, didn't get to hear that, lol
<DarkOne> you suck!
<DarkOne> at... dying...
<DarkOne> never mind!
Submitted by: Chelsea on May 3, 2010
[RoH`Ray] The whole scheme is a bigger disappointment than fruity bubble gums
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
[Spaazi`TdC] Don't be ashamed, I'm the king of T17, you know that.
[Spaazi`TdC] This scheme is just 1337
[RoH`Ray] It's like sex with fat chicks
[RoH`Ray] Gotta do it sometimes
[RoH`Ray] But itâs like torture
April 4, 2013
[18:29:39] schaf: tonight show!
[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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[18:29:50] GreeN: never watched
[18:29:53] schaf: oO
[18:30:42] GreeN: i havent owned a tv in years
[18:30:52] GreeN: and even if i had, i wouldnt watch american talkshows
[18:30:52] GreeN: xd
[18:31:10] schaf: not stupid
[18:31:19] schaf: also it ran since 1992
[18:31:20] schaf: xd
[18:31:47] GreeN: i didnt call it stupid 0o
[18:31:53] schaf: wtf
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August 8, 2013
<FantomX> ~:Kwü
<Deadcode> you took the words right out of my mouth
<OutofOrder> Deadcode: after you were done chewing them?
<Deadcode> lol, exactly!
<GreeN> it's just a new heinz variety
<GreeN> ascii spaghetti
<GreeN> the exclamation marks are quite something
<Deadcode> you took the words right out of my mouth
<OutofOrder> Deadcode: after you were done chewing them?
<Deadcode> lol, exactly!
<GreeN> it's just a new heinz variety
<GreeN> ascii spaghetti
<GreeN> the exclamation marks are quite something
November 8, 2013
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
o man go back to the toilet plz
HHC: [Today at 05:32 PM]
you took a shit but you're still full of it
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on April 24, 2014
piki1802: The only hard thing in his life is his d*ck.
Submitted by: Worm_gamer on May 17, 2014
[ea`almog`ckc] take a free wind
[ea`almog`ckc] win
[ea`almog`ckc] win
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on October 27, 2014
<Kaleu> There's only two infinite things, the universe and the free trial of WinRar.
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
<Zexorz> And human stupidity?
<LeTotalKiller> You guys also forgot the wait until Half-Life 3.
<LeTotalKiller> And the one until W:A 4.0. #sarcasm
May 30, 2015
<@Piki1802> Schafi pro ropwr
<@UCVerse> Piki has invented a new word: ropwr
<@UCVerse> It's a guy who ropwns.
<@UCVerse> Piki has invented a new word: ropwr
<@UCVerse> It's a guy who ropwns.
May 19, 2015
<schafii> !face Bloopy
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
<OutofOrder> Bloopy, your face is Love in You" is awesome. [3484]
<Bloopy> now that's what I call eternally haunting punctuation
<schafii> i" :agree)
<costeau> KRD would be proud
May 30, 2015
Player joined: Megacristh
WTF-8 to Megacristh: Welcome!
Type "/tellv" to show that you have RubberWorm installed. You have 20 seconds to do that or else I will kick you.
Unrecognized command? Then you have to download RubberWorm. It is a patch which adds many new scheme options.
You can find more info there: http://worms2d.info/RubberWorm. And you can't play or watch Kaos without RubberWorm.
Megacristh to WTF-8: hey
Megacristh to WTF-8: what is rubber?
Megacristh to WTF-8: can you tell me please?
WTF-8 to Megacristh: Welcome!
Type "/tellv" to show that you have RubberWorm installed. You have 20 seconds to do that or else I will kick you.
Unrecognized command? Then you have to download RubberWorm. It is a patch which adds many new scheme options.
You can find more info there: http://worms2d.info/RubberWorm. And you can't play or watch Kaos without RubberWorm.
Megacristh to WTF-8: hey
Megacristh to WTF-8: what is rubber?
Megacristh to WTF-8: can you tell me please?
March 16, 2015
<GreeN> stupid mirc
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
<schafii> ?
<GreeN> i kept coming to this channel and thinking to myself "wtf, why is ltk always talking about the same shit over and over"
<OutofOrder> Your face is ltk always talking about the same shit over. [4845]
<GreeN> but i just realised the chat has been scrolled up for like the last 3 days
<schafii> lol
June 14, 2015
*** SpringTrap ??xo??? (Quit)
*** SpringTrap o?coe????e?c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
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*** Fnaf 3 (SpringTrap) ???e?e? ?? ??p? ??-?a o?coe???e??? ?o ?p????e ??xo?a (Quit)
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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*** SpringTrap o?coe?????c? ??-?a ??xo?a (Quit)
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[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] lol
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] fucking polish quitting cunt
[AlekschTheGreat] they are often
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] not a word
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] why?
[AlekschTheGreat] maybe feared cuz a russian and german guy :D
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] hahahahhahahaa
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December 5, 2015
[NBRwalrus] ahh fuck off salt
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
[NBRwalrus] you dont even know where start is
[NBRsaltyk9] since when does a couple of greek symbols mean start and finish?
[NBRwalrus] since the fall of the spartan city-state
[NBRwalrus] and the era of athens began
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] xDD
[Korydex-che] lmfao
[`Pn`Xan`ZaR`dS] WQDB pls
Submitted by: zexorz on December 28, 2015
[20:56:31] Zexorz changes topic to 'Welcome to UC's IRC Channel | http://ultimateclan.gg | http://i.imgur.com/qUp6aA5.gif | Somehow UCVerse is alive'
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July 9, 2017
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Jonas> Are you actually Cybershadow or just a bot?
WTF-8`GS2> I doubt he'd care enough to reply to such random stuff
Jonas> lol ok
CyberShadow> Jonas: Yes it's me
Jonas> yay
Jonas> thanks for answering
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CyberShadow> lol
CyberShadow> Perhaps I shouldn't bother with such random stuff after all
Jonas> Are you actually Cybershadow or just a bot?
WTF-8`GS2> I doubt he'd care enough to reply to such random stuff
Jonas> lol ok
CyberShadow> Jonas: Yes it's me
Jonas> yay
Jonas> thanks for answering
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CyberShadow> lol
CyberShadow> Perhaps I shouldn't bother with such random stuff after all
<CyberShadow> Why can't a programmer tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
<CyberShadow> Because OCT31 = DEC25
Submitted by: GodiTo on February 6, 2010
ElSeba: Nice taps
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
ElSeba: How many keyboards you break on 1 year?
Submitted by: Domi on February 1, 2011
Top 3 DarK'X'LorD quotes:
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
"I had no cows in game. Look repetition when I it look, fad too no it has. Glitches new update or an incongruity selected Fad circuits?";
"I have looked game. That, has not carried. Such at me was there can be 2-3-4 times. And because of it to enter a rule of three uses of the weapon from a square??? No. NO!!!";
"PS it is not assured, but I hope, that the auto-translator has correctly translated Russian artful designs into English.".
August 26, 2012
[02:15] * MOD-WXW Welcome in WO WxW tourney, to register send me PM with your nick, clan, country and hostabilty
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <irtfopRT> hows admin of wxw tourney?
[02:15] <MOD-WXW> Playerlist: 1. Scorpus,2. shukki, 3. PyroMan, 4. niko, 5. Bry4N, 6. Alien, 7. Jot, 8. Turko, 9. Robin, 10. impo, 11.DENnis, 12.Jano
[02:15] <DENnisFD> mod who r u?
[02:16] <MOD-WXW> Im juccy-ju :O
[02:18] <DarkOne> why dont you use your real nick, Impo?
[02:18] <Alien> lol
[02:18] <PyroMan> ;o
[02:18] <DENnis`FD> lol
[02:18] <Alien> busted
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June 28, 2015
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<rodrigo> rules?
<rodrigo> ruuuules
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
<rodrigo> shopper
<WTF-8> !shopper
<Help> Shopper is a rope-based scheme where you must use the weapons collected from weapon crates. Read more about the scheme and its rules here: http://worms2d.info/Shopper
<rodrigo> ruleees?
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
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<rodrigo> rules?
<rodrigo> ruuuules
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
<rodrigo> shopper
<WTF-8> !shopper
<Help> Shopper is a rope-based scheme where you must use the weapons collected from weapon crates. Read more about the scheme and its rules here: http://worms2d.info/Shopper
<rodrigo> ruleees?
<WTF-8> !rules
<Help> Some schemes have rules which are expected to be followed by all players. Some players won't allow you to play with them unless you can prove that you know the rules. You can read up on rules here: http://worms2d.info/Rules
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