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Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on January 17, 2015

#837 - Rating 7 -

[Cueshark] I saw a flower today with a :< face on it
[Cueshark] so I bought it

June 27, 2015

#904 - Rating 7 -

1:25:46 PM Diablodoc: Fun fact: "Moltres" is actually anagramable to "molestr"
1:33:54 PM schaF: fun fact: diablodoc is actually anagramable to acid blood
1:34:04 PM Diablodoc: I knows :D

July 24, 2015

#962 - Rating 7 -

<MOD-dtxCheslea> Taner+Asbest vs eXzo+Gadzet Deadbeat+Zwitter vs Kinslayer+dibz
<WTF-8> taner + asbest
<WTF-8> such a nice team
<Godbear> why? both assholes? sure yeah

September 18, 2015

#986 - Rating 7 -

bfw`pizzasheet> you really think i could wright a book ?

October 22, 2015

#992 - Rating 7 -

00:29: Schlange> !host bow and row

March 12, 2016

#1026 - Rating 7 -

<schaf> !face WTF-8
<OutofOrder> WTF-8, your face is present for the longbow too in WA. [60]
*** schaf aims
<WTF-8> I wonder what was the original sentence
<WTF-8> !face schaf
<OutofOrder> schaf, your face is a weapon. [2459]
<WTF-8> now I know what exactly you aimed a few minutes ago

December 25, 2016

#1065 - Rating 7 -

[Today at 09:02:53] StepS: Due to an omission in SuperFrontendHD, there will be no snow this Christmas. To compensate for this, next christmas will have 2x snow. Apologies for this

#236 - Rating 8 -

<Deadcode> What could I know about it anyway, I never actually learned Java
* Byte creates a WeakReference to Deadcode and then sets him to null
<Deadcode> heh, I don't know whether to laugh or be insulted
<Byte> you're about to be garbage collected
* Byte waves

July 4, 2009

#405 - Rating 8 -

[18:17:44] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] IRAN 1ST OF WO
[18:17:48] [HASSAN-MOKTAR] BUNCH OF RACIST
[18:18:05] [Ramone`b2b] hassan, u need to make a scheme with unlimited kamikazi then..

May 27, 2010

#520 - Rating 8 -

[Stmated] Vowels are the oppsoite of consonants.
[Stmated] And all letters are either one of the two.
[NogardDerNaerok] Actually.
[NogardDerNaerok] I have a letter in my surname that's neither.
[Stmated] Your language does not count.
[NogardDerNaerok] D:

Submitted by: Muzer on July 28, 2013

#755 - Rating 8 -

<Muzer> !face worMatty
<@OutofOrder> worMatty, your face is more dignified than Tom Green. [628]
<Muzer> we had that one recently
<worMatty> Hmm! Not bad.
<worMatty> I don't know who Tom Green is. Is he that US comedian?
<Muzer> is Auto's random number generator a bit dodgy?
<Muzer> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Green
<Muzer> canadian
<worMatty> Well no, it's random.
<worMatty> So you would get the same number occasionally ;-)
<worMatty> Randomly :-D
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Submitted by: Balee on September 11, 2009

#437 - Rating 9 -

<ropa> knock knock
<ropa> KNOCK KNOCK SLAM
<ropa> *click* BANG BANG BANG
<ropa> PLOW PLOW SLAM
<ropa> caching caching caching
<ropa> profit.
<Balee> Who's there?
<ropa> a robber
<ropa> I've actually just independently invented a knock knock joke
<ropa> who's there?
<ropa> doctor
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 29, 2010

#529 - Rating 9 -

<@KRD> Perhapsicle.
<DarkOne> you just made that word up!
<Rioter2> it's a good word nonetheless
<DarkOne> agreed... sicle
<Rioter2> failsicle
<Balee> Agassicle.
<Rioter2> quotsicle?
<DarkOne> the best word clearly is failblak, though
<@KRD> Heresicle.

Submitted by: Muzer on September 22, 2010

#573 - Rating 9 -

<muzer> but no - I haven't even SEEN a bungee race before, literally
<muzer> so I'm watching this one
<muzer> lol
<Wormmaniac> I've never seen one either.
<Marach> i've seen a replay once
<Marach> it's basically a rope race with WR's rope

February 21, 2011

#648 - Rating 9 -

<CyberShadow> http://dump.thecybershadow.net/0d824725ed88491f207a8b25c689f055/screen0005.png
<CyberShadow> tower race ne1?

Submitted by: Muzer on January 15, 2014

#787 - Rating 9 -

<LeTotalKiller> Hi, TalkingFromBedCode.
* OutorOrder is now known as OutrsiveOrder
<schaf> Badcode
<Muzer> !face face
-OutrsiveOrder- Give my face a break! (-197s)
<IntrusiveOne> Barcode
<Muzer> lol
<IntrusiveOne> Come guys, change it one letter at a time!
<LeTotalKiller> Barnode.
<IntrusiveOne> Bearnode.
<Muzer> IntrusiveOne: are you allowed to add letters
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July 19, 2015

#953 - Rating 9 -

WTF-8: the more tournaments happen, the worse WQDb goes

March 20, 2016

#1029 - Rating 9 -

<WTF-8> !face Bamboy
<WTF-8> mmmk
<WTF-8> I guess I will never remember to look at userlist before doing that
<Bloopy> your face will never remember to look at userlist before doing that

Submitted by: Lex on September 15, 2016

#1059 - Rating 9 -

<Lex> speaking of which, space exits instead of retries the mission
<Lex> intended?
<Lex> i thought that job was up to esc
<Deadcode> I never did go through and check the default button on every dialog box
<Lex> understandable
<Lex> that sounds like a ridiculously mind-numbing task! haha
<Deadcode> I've done mind-numbinger ones :)
<Lex> oh yes, i know! so much of that is evident in the changelogs
<Deadcode> hehe
<Lex> including handling the giant changelog itself
<Lex> i've never seen one so extensive
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Submitted by: Rioter on May 12, 2017

#1078 - Rating 9 -

Sic0-GiT> if you ever want to chat you are welcome to come on our ****py TS server
Sic0-GiT> yup
Rioter-GiT> ***py TS server.. I resent that!
KRD> It's still probably better than the WQDB website.
Rioter-GiT> good point

#8 - Rating 10 -

[11:19:25] <Enty2>
[11:19:44] <NW> i dont yo second class nicks pfft
[11:41:30] <Enty2> fu.
[11:42:40] <NW> nou
[11:42:55] <Enty2> NO U
[11:43:08] <NW> NO UR DOG
[11:43:28] <Enty2> NO UR CAT
[11:43:41] <NW> NO UR MALL CASHIER
[11:43:57] <Enty2> NO UR BOSS
[11:44:08] <NW> indeed fuck him
[11:44:13] <Enty2> touch?
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#201 - Rating 10 -

[05:37] <CyberShadow> it's common knowledge that VB is only adequate at writing keyloggers
[05:37] <Mablak> Har
[05:37] <Mablak> VB is perfect in all ways
[05:37] <Mablak> i don't know where you get your information
[05:38] <CyberShadow> you're joking
[05:38] <CyberShadow> amirite?
[05:39] <Mablak> I am, deadly, serious
[05:41] <CyberShadow> VB is as perfect as a rock
[05:41] <CyberShadow> sure, there are many things you could do with a rock, but why if there are tools that can do the same things with much less effort?
[05:41] <Mablak> I agree with your analogy, as rocks are the most perfect formation found in nature
[05:42] <Mablak> Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish some problem sets
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#225 - Rating 10 -

<ropa`> Linux is just like any other game
<ropa`> when you're done playing with it you go back to windows

#39 - Rating 10 -

<Squirminator2k> I'm taking three boxes of teabags with me to Los Angeles.
<Squirminator2k> It's not that I drink tea, I just want customs to think, "Yeah, he's British alright."
<Squirminator2k> Although that said, they might think, "Hang on, he's got three boxes full of little pouches containing ground-up herbs of some description. CAVITY SEARCH!"

#60 - Rating 10 -

[llGQllsaltyk9] u know how much of my life i waste waiting for water to boil or ovens to preheat

#63 - Rating 10 -

[15:14] <DarkOne> "are you a real doctor? I only had to wait 5 minutes"

#96 - Rating 10 -

[11:54:30] <TSR> Kirby
[11:54:40] <Kiros> Pingu
[11:54:46] <Kiros> You still want that *secretdomain*.nl email?
[11:54:51] <TSR> Ugh
[11:54:57] <TSR> Now is not the time to ask
[11:55:05] <TSR> Had a BIG night last night
[11:55:19] <TSR> England won the cricket, the football AND the rugby
[11:55:21] <Kiros> I'm sorry, I won't puzzle you with complex questions.

#101 - Rating 10 -

TSR-4aM Wonders if his balls will stop aching
[DarkOne]Stop squeezing them
[TSR-4aM]Fucking saved another shot with my junk today. Don't like this new trend.
[worMatty]Aching balls? Why are they aching?
[iPxReg]Man
[TSR-4aM]Goalkeeper, 4 shots saved with my junk in the last week.
[iPxReg]If you can't protect your own reproductive system
[worMatty]My lord...
[TSR-4aM]I hadn't been hit twice in my entire life before this week!
[iPxReg]I'm pretty sure that's natural selection having a word
[TSR-4aM]Fucking right it is

#164 - Rating 10 -

[19:40:36] <DarkOne> how long does it take to break out of a prison once you start?
[19:40:51] * Enty (~KTamas@85.223.117.248) has joined #worms
[19:40:59] <Enty> ,back.

#183 - Rating 10 -

<Mat> hows going the new update? and how do u code .exe files?
<CyberShadow> I have a touchscreen with one million squares, each has a 1 and 0
<Mat> i wanna know to make my own exe files (dont teach me how to make a virus -.-)
<CyberShadow> and I touch the cell to flip the bit
<CyberShadow> that's how I enter the code into the computer
<CyberShadow> and there's a lever on the side which I pull, and it spits out an EXE file
<Muzer> LOL
<Mat> ok its like codes like 100000100010100000000000000000000000000001?
<CyberShadow> yes exactly!
<Mat> these codes are used for hacks too lol
<worMatty> That's so cool
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