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[che`StepS`FAW] i afk, hope nothing bad happens
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
[che`StepS`FAW] 2-3 min
che`StepS`FAW is disconnecting due to network drop
che`StepS`FAW disconnected due to network drop
Zkippy (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
1-UP (svin) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
George (Luishero) forced out by disconnection of host (che`StepS`FAW)
August 16, 2015
spleensnoop`> between good players maps will be a huge factor obviously
MarianRV> LOSING WASN'T THE INFLUENCE
spleensnoop`> especially bo3
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> yes lol
cfc`Komito`dS> Yes it was Marian
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MarianRV> but u're deaf when I talk usually
WormnetPolice> hello
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> remember 0:3 5:0 :D
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> maps :D
cfc`Komito`dS> You came in here crying about losing
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MarianRV> LOSING WASN'T THE INFLUENCE
spleensnoop`> especially bo3
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> yes lol
cfc`Komito`dS> Yes it was Marian
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MarianRV> but u're deaf when I talk usually
WormnetPolice> hello
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> remember 0:3 5:0 :D
UC`Hurz`dS`AbC> maps :D
cfc`Komito`dS> You came in here crying about losing
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September 6, 2015
[BreastFedWalrus] if i liked fucking guys id definitely fuck one
[BreastFedWalrus] i cant coach myself into it though
[BreastFedWalrus] i cant coach myself into it though
October 22, 2015
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Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
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Nich: any one that know how you play white a friend?
WTF-8: !how to play
Help: To play, you need to either host a game or join another person's game. For more information, see http://worms2d.info/Using_WormNET .
Nich: what if i cant conect
WTF-8: !can't connect
Help: Can't join a game? Do the seconds tick by but nothing happens? The host of the game you are trying to join may need to change some settings to get it to work. Tell them to look at http://worms2d.info/Hosting to learn how to make their games joinable by others.
Help: If you can't join any game at all, it's most likely because you haven't updated your game. You can download the latest W:A update from http://wa.team17.com .
WTF-8: get shrekt m8
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August 16, 2016
Mega`Adnan: You cocklick dick sucking amateur. Get the fuck out of those noob !host shopper thing , and play real olympics like WO 2016 petrolia which is starting at channel #RH!
Mega`Adnan: (C)
spleensnoop: victory smells like?
Mega`Adnan: petrol
Mega`Adnan: xD
spleensnoop: :D
Mega`Adnan: (C)
spleensnoop: victory smells like?
Mega`Adnan: petrol
Mega`Adnan: xD
spleensnoop: :D
October 16, 2016
[Sensei`hcp] hi.
[Sensei`hcp] you on tus?
[fanik-pl] i am
[Sensei`hcp] k. what's your pick?
[fanik-pl] mad cow
[Sensei`hcp] lol.
[Sensei`hcp] you on tus?
[fanik-pl] i am
[Sensei`hcp] k. what's your pick?
[fanik-pl] mad cow
[Sensei`hcp] lol.
[01:54:29] <Josh> sloth
[01:54:36] <sloth> josh
[01:54:38] <Josh> wot your real name
[01:54:49] <sloth> are you the police?
[01:54:54] <Josh> no
[01:54:57] <Josh> is your first name shane?
[01:55:03] <sloth> no
[01:55:10] <Josh> wot is it then
[01:55:23] <sloth> *puts hands up*
[01:55:59] <Josh> sloth wot your last name thn
[01:56:04] <sloth> ball
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[01:54:36] <sloth> josh
[01:54:38] <Josh> wot your real name
[01:54:49] <sloth> are you the police?
[01:54:54] <Josh> no
[01:54:57] <Josh> is your first name shane?
[01:55:03] <sloth> no
[01:55:10] <Josh> wot is it then
[01:55:23] <sloth> *puts hands up*
[01:55:59] <Josh> sloth wot your last name thn
[01:56:04] <sloth> ball
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Submitted by: Konar6
<Denderwork> xsylophones is just the only word i know that starts with x.
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
<MoM> Isn't it xylo? Enyway.
<MoM> Anyway!*
<Denderwork> plentyway.
<MoM> Xenophobia?
<Denderwork> is that even a word?
<Wyv|work> xD
* Denderwork slaps Wyv|work around a bit with a large trout
<Wyv|work> i win
<Enty> [13:43:26] <Wyv|work> xD
<Enty> ewww
July 1, 2009
<Rioter> wqdb is fixed
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
<Rioter> anyone who says otherwise is a liar
<Balee> Notice: Undefined index: captcha in /home/admin/wqdb.org/quotefunctions.php on line 175
<Balee> 'kay, works.
July 24, 2009
<YUBY> BUT AFTER I WAS WAITING FOR 40 SECONDS IT APPEARS AN ERROR
<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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<worMatty> WHAT ERROR MY FRIEND
<Konar6> KEYBOARD ERROR?
<YUBY> NO...SOMETHING ABOUT...UNABLE TO CONNECT...
<worMatty> did your friend host?
<YUBY> YES
<Konar6> TELL YOUR FRIEND TO READ THE HOSTING GUIDE
<Konar6> http://worms2d.info/Hosting
<worMatty> THEN HE HAS MANY HOSTING PROBLEM!
<worMatty> READ GUIDE!
<worMatty> FIX PROBLEM!
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August 25, 2009
<Bloopy> I would fail any vision challenge right now
<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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<Mablak> Alright, what animal is this bloopy: @(8>)
<Bloopy> contemplating
<Bloopy> is it a bird with an afro, Mablak?
<Mablak> Clearly a frog
<Mablak> You should have your driver's license revoked with that kind of vision
<Bloopy> it looks nothing like a frog
<Bloopy> my 2nd guess was gonna be something with hooves, and my 3rd guess was gonna be a Bloopy
<Mablak> It's a hooved bloopy frog
<Mablak> But a frog nonetheless
<Bloopy> frogs don't have beaks
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September 16, 2009
[19:14] <Balee> Obviously he wants more money.
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
[19:14] <Balee> Everyone does.
[19:14] <Balee> For one reason or another.
[19:16] <Mablak> personally I don't want more money
[19:16] <Mablak> I just want the same amount of money I have right now
[19:16] <Mablak> And for that figure to never change
December 18, 2009
<CyberShadow> I believe I finally implemented the last major conceivable optimization
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement
<CyberShadow> it can't get much faster than this
...2 minutes later...
<CyberShadow> it's now about 6 times faster!
<madewokherd> you sure wasted no time in disproving your own statement
January 17, 2010
<Deadcode> If the universe is deterministic, then any data whatsoever could simply be compressed into spacetime coordinates and a method for interpretation
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
<Deadcode> But it'd be impossible to implement the decompression algorithm in this universe.
<ShootMe> =)
<CyberShadow> OMG
<CyberShadow> what if we're all just a compression program!
* Mablak unzips self
* Mablak contains trojan
<OutofOrder> Mab... your fly's open...
<Mablak> :D
February 2, 2010
<CyberShadow> what an exercise in multitasking
<CyberShadow> explaining x264 encoding to Cue, explaining shell commands to EviL, and at the same time trying to do what I planned to do this evening
<Deadcode> o_O
<Balee> Sounds nice.
<Balee> But if you're starting to feel slightly feminine as time passes, I suggest you stop and, I donno, drink beer, watch football.
<Balee> We don't want multitasking to go into your chromosomes, now do we?
<CyberShadow> explaining x264 encoding to Cue, explaining shell commands to EviL, and at the same time trying to do what I planned to do this evening
<Deadcode> o_O
<Balee> Sounds nice.
<Balee> But if you're starting to feel slightly feminine as time passes, I suggest you stop and, I donno, drink beer, watch football.
<Balee> We don't want multitasking to go into your chromosomes, now do we?
April 22, 2010
(Here's one for the Germans)
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
<OmG-Salamandra> what means mofos?
<dP`InZa> mofos = bicycles with a motor
June 14, 2010
[Chicken23CKC] i cut my index finger on right hand..
[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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[Chicken23CKC] :x
[Chicken23CKC] but not badly
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] **** :s
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] You don't have glass in it do you?
* CkcDulek kisses ur poo-poo
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] I once got glass in my foot, hurts like hell to remove
[CKC`Mablak`b2b] That's 'boo-boo' haha
[CkcDulek] ah
[SogekingCKC] poo poo is ****
[doH`pwncake] xD
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July 23, 2010
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<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
<Alexalex05> someone talkin french here
<toudi> im from morocco and i hate french
<Alexalex05> xD
<seBa> im from chile and i hate morocco
<toudi> i hate it too
September 10, 2010
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1 ? (last chance)
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1 ? (last chance)
<s-Csongi`dP-> tus ne1
Submitted by: Lex on December 14, 2010
<BlueMaxima> I can't get past World 2
<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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<BlueMaxima> My reflexes aren't good enough
<CyberShadow> what
<CyberShadow> the light world 2?
<BlueMaxima> Yeah
<CyberShadow> oh wow
<CyberShadow> you know the game gets MUCH more brutal than that
* BlueMaxima cries in a corner
<BlueMaxima> And I'm supposed to review SMB for the magazine I write for
<CyberShadow> 'too hard; couldn't beat'
<BlueMaxima> I can't say that
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January 15, 2011
kilobyte: he used to be a normal pro player and now he plays shoppa only? Thats what I call burn out :D
March 22, 2011
<Ramone> what roping is about
<wizz> porn?
<wizz> lol
<KRD> I thought that was what the internet was all about.
<wizz> and roping in particular
<KRD> Explains all those censored maps on WMDB.
<wizz> yeah
<KRD> Also explains why 90% of WormNet plays Warmers on square WxW maps now.
<KRD> They need it to be easier so they can do it with one hand.
<wizz> porn?
<wizz> lol
<KRD> I thought that was what the internet was all about.
<wizz> and roping in particular
<KRD> Explains all those censored maps on WMDB.
<wizz> yeah
<KRD> Also explains why 90% of WormNet plays Warmers on square WxW maps now.
<KRD> They need it to be easier so they can do it with one hand.
May 15, 2011
<zeteg> Are you actually getting married or am I being trolled?
<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
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<Flamiex> I am lol
<DarkOne> Marc's getting married
<zeteg> .................................
<Flamiex> 6 pf august
<DarkOne> in Paris
<Flamiex> ^
<zeteg> ........................
<DarkOne> Shenglong is processing
<DarkOne> LOADING!
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March 19, 2012
<ropa> i refuse to be operated by someone that by history, should be thankful to me for being alive to begin with
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
* ropa has been kicked from #worms by OutofOrder (Stop living in the past.)
June 14, 2012
<Pranksta> Mablak in medias res
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
<KRD> In situ.
<Mablak> Get that latin outta here
<Pranksta> dont worry, its dead
June 17, 2012
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<+KRD> Ouch.
<BlueMaxima> MarcOne has landed.
<+DarkOne> on KRD, apparently
<+KRD> Or.
<+KRD> You landed on me.
<BlueMaxima> Pshaw, who cares about him.
<+DarkOne> Are you trying to confuse me, Grgr, or are you confused yourself?
<+KRD> Both?
<+DarkOne> well, the first is not working!
<+KRD> Give it time.
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<+KRD> Ouch.
<BlueMaxima> MarcOne has landed.
<+DarkOne> on KRD, apparently
<+KRD> Or.
<+KRD> You landed on me.
<BlueMaxima> Pshaw, who cares about him.
<+DarkOne> Are you trying to confuse me, Grgr, or are you confused yourself?
<+KRD> Both?
<+DarkOne> well, the first is not working!
<+KRD> Give it time.
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July 15, 2013
<StepS> duscussed lots of times, still nothing
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
<LeTotalKiller> I'll duscuss your face.
<LeTotalKiller> Also, StepS, "max-powered banana" would've been way better.
<StepS> no
<StepS> duscuss me
<LeTotalKiller> Or "a power 15 banana", maybe.
* LeTotalKiller duscusses Stepan step by step.
<StepS> it's not just 'power 15 banana'
<StepS> it's a 15-powered Banana Bomb thrown at that point of time and space without the Golden Banana shitty upgrade enabled by the hand of Kawoosh´s most brave worm, while Double Damage was active
<StepS> THIS is the kawoosh-powered-banana
Submitted by: LeTotalKiller on August 31, 2013
<@KRD> !face HHC
<@OutofOrder> If HHC was here, HHC's face would be here. [543]
<LeTotalKiller> Thanks, Captain.
<@OutofOrder> If HHC was here, HHC's face would be here. [543]
<LeTotalKiller> Thanks, Captain.
February 23, 2014
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<killerbyte> hey can anyone assist me please?
<StepS> hi
<killerbyte> hey?, do i ask you a question?
<killerbyte> not to familiar with this sorry
<StepS> yes
<killerbyte> ok, been having this problem for atleast 14 hours now, and its anoying
<killerbyte> i cant poo...
<killerbyte> i dont know how to explain it
<StepS> does it hurt when you attempt to do the required action?
<killerbyte> well i dont actually know the requirements, maybe my fault. im doing something wrong clearly as i can only dribble at a time
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<killerbyte> hey can anyone assist me please?
<StepS> hi
<killerbyte> hey?, do i ask you a question?
<killerbyte> not to familiar with this sorry
<StepS> yes
<killerbyte> ok, been having this problem for atleast 14 hours now, and its anoying
<killerbyte> i cant poo...
<killerbyte> i dont know how to explain it
<StepS> does it hurt when you attempt to do the required action?
<killerbyte> well i dont actually know the requirements, maybe my fault. im doing something wrong clearly as i can only dribble at a time
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Submitted by: pizzasheet on September 22, 2014
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Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry
Ada-Wong> !close
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you ada wong numba
bfwPIZZASHEETae> for wong tongs
bfwPIZZASHEETae> you have the wong tong number
Ada-Wong> Sorry i dont understand choonga loonga language
bfwPIZZASHEETae> i was wong sorry