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#83 - Rating -10 -

[14:08] <Kiros> Can we stop talking about hairy chicks?
[14:08] <TSR> Nah man
[14:08] <TSR> I couldn't if I tried

#84 - Rating -10 -

[22:24:51] <TSR> I HAVE TICKETS TO SEE SX
[22:24:57] <TSR> FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU MOTHERFUCKER
[22:25:02] <TSR> MY ASS IS SEEING SEA OF LIES LIVE
[22:25:07] <TSR> SUCK IT SUCK IT SUCK IT
[22:30:39] <Kiros> I hate you and the people that associate with you.

#85 - Rating -10 -

[23:16:49] <TSR> I saw the RSC do Richard III with school. I spent the entire time talking to the Australian kid in our class about Aussie rules
[23:17:12] <Reg> That is SO much more dull than anything else i've ever heard.
[23:17:33] <Reg> You spoke through a Shakespeare play about cricket, how British.
[23:17:42] <TSR> A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse - my fucking kingdom for anything the slightest bit entertaining.
[23:17:45] <TSR> You ignorant twat
[23:17:49] <Reg> Were you drinking tea, or eating fish and chips?
[23:17:49] <TSR> Aussie rules != cricket
[23:17:51] <TSR> At all
[23:18:00] <TSR> It's not even fucking close
[23:18:05] <Reg> Lol
[23:18:08] <Reg> What is it then?

#86 - Rating -3 -

[00:28] * nv^us`Fenix has joined #tcb
[00:28] <nv> hey
[00:28] <KRD> 'Ello there.
[00:29] <nv> this the cal team we playin tonigt??
[00:29] <KRD> Err, this is a Worms channel. No CS allowed!
[00:29] <KRD> So nope. This TCB = The Challenge Base.
[00:30] * nv^us`Fenix has left #tcb
[00:30] <Wyv> hah, this had to happen
[00:31] <Wyv> any abbreviation = an abbreviation in CS
[00:41] <DarkOne> perhaps they have a challenge base too!
[00:41] <DarkOne> "go a whole minute without being a jackass"
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#87 - Rating -10 -

FlOrI-Snoop> no i'm in snoop in wwp actulay
FlOrI-Snoop> 20 ppl in ag
ShyGuyZnoops> oh cool
ShyGuyZnoops> is there a tourny?

#88 - Rating -10 -

[22.39.02] [sCrasH`sF```] ffs
[22.39.05] [sCrasH`sF```] im out from challanges?
[22.39.46] [sfr4nk] YES CRASH
[22.39.47] [sfr4nk] HUAUHAHUAH
[22.39.50] [sCrasH`sF```] not possible
[22.39.51] [sCrasH`sF```] wtfd
[22.39.59] [sfr4nk] YES BECAUSE U ARE A FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT!!
[22.40.12] [sCrasH`sF```] no im not
[22.40.14] [sCrasH`sF```] why u lie
[22.40.38] [sCrasH`sF```] hmm
[22.40.51] [sCrasH`sF```] KIROS SUCKS
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#89 - Rating -5 -

Eggi @ wrote:
Hello Please

I OBLIGE ISSUE BIG BIG COMPLAIN IN CONJUNCTION AGAINST WITH INTERNET WORMS. SPORADICALLY IT IS CUT OFF FROM OFF THE CONNECT IN WHICH MY GAME IS RUIN. WHY IS IT MY LOGIN FAILS UPON UNLOCK ATTEMPT AND THE POPE? I RESERVE COMPLETE CONFUSION IN THIS THROUGH THE EXTENT TO WHICH I WAS VERY DESPERATE. PLEASE HELP SORT OUT INTERNET WORMS TO DRAGONS EVEN TO THE BEST OF THEIR KNOWLEDGE AND SUPERPOWERS! PLEASE

BUT SUDDENLY IN THE NICK OF TIME IT WAS RENDERED TO MY CONVENIENCE AND I COULD USE INTERNET PROGRAMS. ONLY IF WE COULD HELP PREPARATION OF FUNCTIONING IT WILL BE OK. PLEASE MAKE ORDINARY IF YOU WOULD LIKE MORE DETAILS IF ANY ALIEN MACHINE IS ABLE TO HELP, THANKS MASTERS

THE END EGGS

#90 - Rating -4 -

[11:04:35] <Wyv> that's what i think .p
[11:04:37] <Wyv> +eye
[11:04:44] <Wyv> keeps falling off
[11:05:16] <DarkOne> have your doctor check your smiley for thyroid disease
[11:05:44] <Wyv> he would refuse and call me a weirdo
[11:06:09] <DarkOne> tell him exophthalmus is a symptom of Graves' disease!

#91 - Rating -10 -

[22:28:43] <Dender> magic! if you change only four letter in the word "flex" you have the word "beer"
[22:29:08] <Robi> 3 actually

#93 - Rating 1 -

[10:15] <Bloopy> bioshocks are the new money <NW> 59 euro man, thats like 2,5 bioshocks

#94 - Rating -5 -

[17:42] <Dender> !8 does TSR hate everyone?
[17:42] <ChanServ> Dender: Not on your life.
[17:44] <Enty> erm
[17:44] <Enty> we broke ChanServ like a week ago
[17:44] <DarkOne> !8 does TSR hate almost everyone?
[17:44] <ChanServ> DarkOne: Who do you think I am, DiLL?
[17:44] <Enty> gives errorneous answers ever since
[17:45] <Enty> !8 TSR hates everyone, true or false?
[17:45] <ChanServ> Enty|WelcomeBot|Working: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.
[17:45] <DarkOne> just erroneous, methinks =o
[17:45] <Enty> !8 TSR hates everyone, is that right?
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#95 - Rating -10 -

[16:09] <DarkOne> !8 did HHC make any sense in his posts?
[16:09] <ChanServ> DarkOne: No.
[16:09] <HHC> indeed!
[16:10] <DarkOne> new out of context sig, Kiros?
[16:10] <Kiros> Looks like it!

#96 - Rating 10 -

[11:54:30] <TSR> Kirby
[11:54:40] <Kiros> Pingu
[11:54:46] <Kiros> You still want that *secretdomain*.nl email?
[11:54:51] <TSR> Ugh
[11:54:57] <TSR> Now is not the time to ask
[11:55:05] <TSR> Had a BIG night last night
[11:55:19] <TSR> England won the cricket, the football AND the rugby
[11:55:21] <Kiros> I'm sorry, I won't puzzle you with complex questions.

#97 - Rating -3 -

[01:45:12] <worMatty> PEON
[01:45:16] <worMatty> ;)
[01:45:26] <PaulPower> :p
[01:45:37] <PaulPower> Don't forget who won the WA game today :p
[01:45:49] <worMatty> Which one?
[01:45:58] <PaulPower> Well, the one where I beat you
[01:46:08] <worMatty> I'm sorry, I haven't a clue.
[01:46:26] <worMatty> Huzzah!

#98 - Rating 6 -

[01:54:35] <PaulPower> !8 Who wants CAKE!?
[01:54:35] <ChanServ>PaulPower: Can this question wait? I'm eating my lunch.

#99 - Rating -10 -

[23:48:58] <Byte> I need somewhere to put a video of Parker making a fool of himself

#100 - Rating -10 -

[00:49:16] <Kiros> I want to stab him in the kneecap.
[00:49:29] <TSR> Believe me
[00:49:38] <TSR> If I could stab everyone in the kneecap I wanted to
[00:49:44] <TSR> Half of WN would be walking funny
[00:49:58] <TSR> Also, watch that get Bashed by KRD.
[00:50:03] <Kiros> I have only one word in reply to that.
[00:50:05] <Kiros> And oddly enough
[00:50:07] <Kiros> That word is
[00:50:09] <Kiros> Word.

#101 - Rating 10 -

TSR-4aM Wonders if his balls will stop aching
[DarkOne]Stop squeezing them
[TSR-4aM]Fucking saved another shot with my junk today. Don't like this new trend.
[worMatty]Aching balls? Why are they aching?
[iPxReg]Man
[TSR-4aM]Goalkeeper, 4 shots saved with my junk in the last week.
[iPxReg]If you can't protect your own reproductive system
[worMatty]My lord...
[TSR-4aM]I hadn't been hit twice in my entire life before this week!
[iPxReg]I'm pretty sure that's natural selection having a word
[TSR-4aM]Fucking right it is

#104 - Rating 4 -

<DJ_Canada> lol I've been wanting to comment on WMDB forever now, but it won't let me, but turns yout you said what I was going too =P
<Bloopy> you know what the colour of snow is, right?
<DJ_Canada> no....
<Bloopy> that's the question on WMDB which you have to answer if you want your comment to go through :P
<DJ_Canada> lol
<DJ_Canada> I thought it was to change background color
<Bloopy> if you can't figure that out, it's no surprise you can't host in WA :D maybe your router is idiot-proof
<DJ_Canada> so whats the color of snow anyways? blue? =)

#106 - Rating -10 -

[13:54:59] <Enty> for me, mcDonalds ads are porn.

#109 - Rating -8 -

<KRD> Good chance we can communicate with him via Djoszee's shrine.
<Enty> www.djoszeeknew.com/Hi_Kiros
<KRD> www.djoszeeknew.com/KRD_would_forget_how_to_get_to_the_stats_page_here
<Enty> www.djoszeeknew.com/Thanks_Kiros_for_bringing_back_the_FB_forums

#112 - Rating -10 -

[18:00] <GxGxGxMAN> who mod this tourney
[18:00] <DarkOne> MODxFFie
[18:00] No such nick/channel

#114 - Rating 15 -

[00:00:00.00] [lNNNxDario] have fun guys
[00:00:13.06] [Matthias] ok
[00:00:53.42] [lNNNxDario] ok?, lol, what are you some kind of artificial intelligence?
[00:01:12.50] [Matthias] ok i havefun guy
[00:01:21.56] [lNNNxDario] "you too"?
[00:01:24.14] [lNNNxDario] "thanks"?
[00:01:28.52] [lNNNxDario] "lets enjoy"?
[00:01:42.24] [Matthias] maybe
[00:01:45.02] [lNNNxDario] rofl

#115 - Rating 3 -

[00:00:46.74] [Wriggler] hf & gl
[00:01:41.10] [havbek] h1
[00:01:47.58] [havbek] the bad weapoints
[00:01:52.70] [havbek] it noobs
[00:01:59.28] [Wriggler] LOL....
[00:02:12.34] [Wriggler] It isn't ALL about the weps, is it?
[00:02:20.22] [Wriggler] are you going to quit?
[00:02:34.56] [havbek] no
[00:02:42.30] [havbek] gam1ng
[00:07:18.24] *** Player disconnected due to quitting: havtor (havbek)
[00:07:25.12] ??? Game Ends - Round Finished

#116 - Rating 6 -

[15:28:56] [Strikerok] I WANT TO PLAY .....WHEN THE GAME STARTS....

#117 - Rating 2 -

[04:25:22] <+Pioneer322> dude alfred your gaming abilities are more bipolar than my toilet seat
[04:25:28] <+TheAbdBoy> ty

#118 - Rating -10 -

<Keysmaker> you guys should get together, all the worms veterans
<Bloopy> and then do what? have a pillow fight?
<Keysmaker> bloopy, ticpu, deadcode
<Keysmaker> no
<Pioneer322> ticpu?
<Pioneer322> isnt that some bot on #ag
<Keysmaker> become the almighty
<Keysmaker> thats a person
<Bloopy> almighty? like power rangers?
<Bloopy> combine our powers and fight dinosaurs and shit
<Keysmaker> yeah kinda!
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#120 - Rating 35 -

<Run> Unnamed Map by Doubletime - a review

When i was asked to test out Doubletime's latest masterpiece - a capture the flag map inspired by a recent tournament victory - I was excited. Doubletime's venture into the map-making scene had represented a bold new step in this up-and-coming wormer's career, and I was honoured to be a part of that.

Little did I know of the horror to come.

In some ways, Doubletime's map is a blessing. It has often been said that the quality in maps has been on a steady decline, ever since the arrival of colour maps for online play enabled anyone to let their five-minute, brush tool-abusing insult of an MS Paint doodle to grace wormnet and offend everyone with a palette that, if there was a god, no human brain would be allowed to even perceive.

But Doubletime's map has brought this sad decline to an end. By finally reaching rock bottom, Doubletime's map has ensured that things can only get better from here on out. Let's take a look at the abomination in question:

http://i36.tinypic.com/j9t5r9.png
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#121 - Rating -6 -

[22:21] <doubletime> in a ctf tournament. you played the pants of me but the sheep helped me. so you can say Cheaap win
[22:22] <Run> this just in: wyv played the pants off doubletime
[22:22] <Run> more on this shocking scandal later
[22:22] <DarkOne> oh, good
[22:22] <DarkOne> Run's going to make a worms tabloid
[22:22] <Wyv> hah
[22:22] <Run> lol.
[22:22] <DarkOne> "Deano found dead in gay bar!"

#122 - Rating 2 -

[20:58:22] [BANxShirdel-Pr] If this was a Big TTRR, I would pwn.

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